Kourtney Kardashian isn’t as happy as she could be with her relationship to baby-daddy Scott Disick. Their baby is due in December, and the Enquirer is reporting that Kourtney would like a good old-fashioned shotgun wedding to “nail” Scott down. Their sources say that Kourtney is “demanding” a Thanksgiving wedding – because she thinks that when Scott gets a ring on his finger, he’ll magically become faithful. I don’t think Kourtney has thought this one through:

Kourtney Kardashian is locked in a marriage showdown with her baby daddy, Scott Disick… she’s pressuring Scott to marry her before their love child arrives in late December, say sources.

“Kourtney not only wants a wedding, she’s demanding it,” explained the insider, who added that Kourtney’s enlisted her sisters, her mom, and her stepfather Bruce Jenner to help her pressure Scott.

“Scott is hemming and hawing, trying to buy himself more time. He’s suggesting they wait until after the baby arrives to discuss wedding plans, but Kourtney wants to lock Scott down,” divulged the insider.

“She’s informed him that she’d be happiest with a no-frills wedding over Thanksgiving, and that her mom and sisters would handle all the planning.”

Privately, Kourtney is “insisting on a guarantee that she and Scott will bring this child into the world as a committed family unit,” the source revealed.

The rest of the Kardashian family doesn’t trust Scott. He’s reportedly cheated on Courtney a number of times, something she hinted at when she told a reporter: “When he was with me, I would trust him. I just didn’t like his behavior when he would go to New York and hang out all night with his friends and party all night.”

Despite all that, “Kourtney has made it clear to Scott that if she’s having his baby, she wants marriage, too.”

Middle sister Kim has sweetened the pot by offering to hire Scott as a producer on an upcoming reality show about public relations that she’s creating and executive producing, said the source.

[From the National Enquirer, print edition, September 28 2009]

Ew, Kim has to try to bribe Scott into marriage. Gross, gross, gross. I really hope this report has no truth, and yet, I think it might. Kourtney has known about Scott wandering eye for so long, and she still took him back and got knocked up. I really do think Kourtney’s mindset was “he’ll settle down when he finds out I’m pregnant!” No, no he won’t.

In a small, related story, Star Magazine is going with the “Scott is a womanizing douche” angle as well. Their source says, “Kourtney made Scott delete every number he had for other girls from his cell phone… now that they’re going to be parents, Kourtney told Scott it was time for him to cut ties with all his ex-girlfriends. She also wants to go through his e-mails and delete girls there.” Yikes. First, Scott’s heart isn’t in this relationship if he still has all of these digits saved on his phone. Second, Kourtney gives off a psycho vibe, yes? According to Star, Kourtney’s crazy temporarily rubbed off on Scott, and now he “wants Kourtney to hand over her phone so he can delete all the guys!” What’s good for douche is good for the psycho, that’s my motto.

Kourtney and Scott are shown out in LA on 9/17/09. Credit: Credit: Rachpoot/INFphoto.com