Jon Gosselin wants to shave off 20-30 lbs with lipo

Jon Gosselin and daughter Leah go to the mall in Reading, PA
I’m of the mind that if you’re willing to go through lipo and the painful recovery you may as well give some serious exercise a try first – especially if you have a body type that isn’t disproportionate and you just need to lose weight. For people with pear shapes or a lot of fat in one area it does make sense and I’m not knocking those who opt for surgery. If you have the money and want to do it, more power to you. I’m by no means saying it’s easy to lose weight, it just strikes me as more difficult to have to go through surgery. From what I understand, lipo can only do so much and isn’t the same as weight loss either.

Star Magazine is claiming that Jon Gosselin “quietly checked out surgeons” in Las Vegas who might perform some fat-sucking surgery for him.. For some reason he’s not going to his wife Kate’s plastic surgeon, the father of his sometimes girlfriend, Hailey Glassman. Gosselin is someone who takes what he thinks is the easy way out whenever he can and that’s why I find this story believable.

Jon wants to downsize his infamous pot belly with liposuction, says a source. While he was in Las Vegas to host a pool party (he kept his shirt on!) on Aug. 29, Jon quietly checked out local plastic surgeons. “He heard there were great doctors in the area, so he called around for prices,” says an insider.

“He sick of the fat jokes, and he knows he needs to look better to get the girls he wants. Jon’s hoping lipo will take off 20 to 30 pounds and make him look more desirable.” But don’t expect Hailey’s surgeon father to do the job!

[From Star Magazine, print edition, October 5, 2009]

This is Star Magazine, so this story could be complete bunk, but I believe it. The guy wants to score with the ladies and he doesn’t want to have to do much to get into shape. He might increase the number of women who will fall for his lame moves if he loses a little weight in his midsection. The thing is, from what I’ve read lipo isn’t meant as a weight loss tool and is just a way to reshape problem areas. From what brief research I’ve done on this, lipo is for removing fat and can help you lose 5-10 pounds max, not the 20-30 pounds Jon supposedly thinks he can get rid of through surgery. You would think he would learn this from Hailey, but she’s not the sharpest tool either.

Meanwhile In Touch is running a pretty amusing story this week about how Jon is a “sex addict.” They’re basing it on what we know about the guy’s sketchy lovelife, along with more quotes from what sounds like a working girl who claims to have had a threesome with him for two nights running in Vegas. Samantha Sterling is quoted as saying “[Jon] is sex-crazed… He absolutely thinks he can have anyone he wants. If his friends spot a good-looking girl, he asks them for a photo of their breasts.” They also quote a source who says “He went from Mr. Mom to a playboy. Jon has turned into a male slut.” Their “psychologist” goes on to say “Now that he is free of Kate, Jon’s rampant sex drive is being unleashed. He is acting like a kid in a candy store.”

Kate Gosselin, Jon Gosselin, and Steve Neild all together for kids 1st day of school

Jon Gosselin takes daughter, Mady, to 'Rita's Water Ice' in NYC

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  1. Firestarter says:

    Yeah, you fat lazy slob! Don’t bother with diet or exercise, shave it off through lipo!

    God he is a disgraceful human being! I hope he goes to Kanye’s mother’s plastic sugeon.

  2. Ash says:

    Why don’t you try working out? That’s a thought. No, that’s to hard to even try. What was I thinking. They really scraped the bottom of the barrel with this one. He disgust me.
    PS- lay off the fatty ice drinks, that’s a start.

  3. BiggieShortie says:

    This dude is so deluded. Lipo won’t help. He’s fug and stupid inside and out. What a disgrace to his kids. How is it now that kid pimpin’ makes a dork in to a baller?

  4. QB says:

    Wow, Wishing some death is not funny.

    I’m pretty sure that he could take it off easily , if he took a diet , stopped partying , cut off the alcohol and started doing exercise. Maybe he could do it without the diet , just eliminating the alcohol and doing exercise.

    Some people have trouble areas that it does not matter how much you work out and exercise they look the same, I don’t know him or his day to day life but if the exercise and diet does not work then he should think about having the lipo.

    Liposuction is a serious operation and it can have a lot of complications.

    I’m not surprise about the sex part , looking after 8 kids who wants to have sex. Now that he is getting divorce , he is going to try and have all the sex that he did not have during that period.

    PS:Kate & Jon should go away for the sake of their kids , both of them. They are just two famewhore who are concern more for themself then the kids they went out of their way to get.

  5. Victoria says:

    Dude! Put down the fork! Take your kids for a walk or a bike ride. And does he realize how many calories are in beer?

  6. SixxKitty says:

    The man is a pig, lipo isn’t going to change that, how about he spends that cash on his kids instead, deadbeat!

  7. AlaskaJoey says:

    What a moron. It is so easy for men to lose weight – much easier than women. You guys are right – there are so many empty calories in so many beverages, he can probably give up beer for a month or two and lose 5-10 right there.

  8. Firestarter says:

    Sorry if my comment offended anyone’s delicate sensibilities, but I find him a waste of space, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

    He is a terrible father, a lazy slob and has nothing positive to contribute anywhere. Do I seriously wish him dead? NO- Do I hate him and everything he stands for, YES. Did I make a joke? YES! Was it in poor taste? YES, but so is he, so it’s all even.

  9. TaylorB says:

    I am with others here, he needs to lay off the beer, frapps, etc. and get his butt in gear. It isn’t like he has been heavy or overweight all his life, this is pretty new and clearly due to lifestyle not some sort of medical issue.

  10. jule says:

    well with all this supposed sex he is having, you would think he would loose a few pounds….LOL

  11. Leshie says:

    He has no job. He doesn’t even stay home with his kids..shouldn’t he have all the time in the world to go hit the gym like the rest of us? Come on! It won’t take that long to work off 20-30 lbs. It can’t be that tough!

  12. gg says:

    WHY is this disgusting dorky ash-hole always lifting his shirt in public? Is this a horror show or what? And what’s he got stuck on there, a strip of tape or a knife?

    One day he’s going to look at all his past bad press and think, wow, I was such a complete moron.

    Yes, we know what you haven’t already figured out, Mr. Toilet.

  13. Squirtle says:

    HAHAHA! OH SNAP Firestarter! Now, that was pretty funny, I’ll have to admit…Vanity can pay a serious price! If he really is getting lipo then I hope they don’t just stick to the belly, his chins need some work too!

  14. Shelly says:

    Maybe they can do something to fix his scary ugly face while they’re at it? Maybe if he stops with the drinking and partying, he could lose (not loose) a few pounds. But that’s too hard, let’s just do lipo and not worrying about all the crap he puts into his body. That man has some serious issues…..

  15. TaylorB says:

    “well with all this supposed sex he is having, you would think he would loose a few pounds”

    I was thinking the same thing at first, then I realized this is Jon we are talking about and he is a very lazy man so he probably just lays there with one of those beer hats on, letting the woman o’the day do all the work.

  16. hatsumomo says:

    A lot of people forget that’s surgery your going in for, not a little procedure and you are out in a few hours. Have you ever been to Make Me Heal.com? Its before and after pics and people’s experiences. And In my personal Opinion, a lot of people who have the complete overhaul don’t even need it. Its just vanity. But its not my 50,000. so whatever, I hope he comes out lumpy and uneven afterwards.

  17. Firestarter says:

    Squirtle- Thanks for not condemning me for a harmless joke! : )

  18. OXA says:

    That is an old photo so I do not believe it for a minute, it sounds like another silly rumour from Kate’s PR corner. Now that the kids are in school part time, he can hit the gym while they are gone and he has his visitation with the kids.

  19. HS says:

    L-A-Z-Y
    You just one big ugly lie
    You lazy
    You lazy

  20. Just a Poster says:

    And just when we thought he wouldn’t show up.. lookie who is here.

    Lipo? Really? BWHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

  21. tinlizzy says:

    Now that he has all this money available he sure is spending it on the most ridiculous things! I agree – put the iced coffee down, walk away and do some physical activity instead of trying to opt out the lazy way for weight loss. What an immature idiot and disgusting publicity hound.

  22. filthycute says:

    You can’t lipo away that ugly f’n face or douchebaggery. Loser!

  23. Ron says:

    It’s sad when even diet, exercise and Jenny Craig don’t want your fat ass and you have to resort to liposuction.

  24. Goddess711 says:

    Hey Jon! Wanna lose 50 pounds of ugly fat QUICK??? CUT OFF YOUR HEAD!
    Loooosah.

    Kate looks awesome less the 250 pounds she kicked to the curb, that’s for sure!

  25. Ggirl says:

    I have a better idea. Why don’t they box him up and send him out of the country and let him be somebody elses problem! I seriously doubt he would be missed.

  26. nj says:

    Excuse me. Let me get this straight. YOU WOULDN’T PAY A DOGWALKER TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN’S PETS SO YOU GOT RID OF THEM BUT YOU ARE GOING TO USE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS EARNED OFF THE BACKS OF THOSE SAME CHILDREN TO GET LIPO ON YOUR LAZY BEERFAT????? WHERE! IS! THE! SHAME?!?!?!?!!!!!

  27. Aleksa says:

    EWEWEWEWWWWW!YUK! Waste of space…Even if he has lipo and he loses some weight, he´s still pig-ugly (no offence to pigs intended!)!

  28. elvisgrace says:

    @firestarter – no sensibilities offended here, I’m right there with you!

    @nj – preach it! He is such a dumbass, thinking people can’t see what a gap there is between his words and his actions.

    Ok, what’s going on in that middle picture? Is that Kate’s bodyguard in the background? I wonder how his interactions with Jon have been ever since it came out that Jon was the one spreading the Kate/bodyguard affair rumors, and Jon is STILL trying to sell that line, even though it has been discredited. Maybe Nild’s pseudonym is “kitchen cabinet.”

  29. Maritza says:

    He should try getting a contract with one of those food diets like Nutri System or Weight Watchers.

  30. DottieDot says:

    What a lazy butthole! Lose it the way you are supposed to via exercise and heatlhy eating!

  31. LL says:

    I wonder if he found out that for every inch a man loses off his fat belly, he gains an inch on his weiner. You know. The place where his brain is.

  32. Firestarter says:

    @Elvisgrace- Thanks. Glad some folks took it for what the joke was.

  33. GatsbyGal says:

    This guy is the king of taking the easy way out of situations…are we really surprised by this?

  34. Firestarter says:

    I disagree with the poster that said “He should get a contract with one of those weight loss places” Why should he get to be PAID to lose weight? Why should he get something for free that the rest of us have to work and pay for. He isn’t broke, let him pay to lose the weight.

    Also, just because you get lipo, doesn’t mean you get skinny. Any plastic surgeon worth his salt will tell you that in conjunction with the surgery, you need to implement diet and exercise. If you use it as a means to lose weight and do not do any sort of maintenance, you run the risk of having areas where you have lumpiness, dimples and uneven tone. If he is too lazy now, at his age, to diet and exercise, then he surely is too lazy to do it after he gets the proceedure.

  35. Zoe (The Other One) says:

    @Firestarter – I condemn thee. Your punishment? Jon Gosselin’s frap carrier. And if you don’t smarten that mouth up you’ll find yourself as LiLo’s PA. OK? Don’t make me set thr gerbils of doom on you.

    As for that useless lump of shite this story is about; if he loses that fat head he’ll be half way there.

  36. Firestarter says:

    @Zoe, the other one: Wha…what did I do? Not the Gerbils of doom… NOOOOOOO. What is my crime this time/

  37. Aspie says:

    Jon and Kate REALLY need to consider giving up their show. Jon is a douche but Kate is no saint either! Hopefully they’ll both come to their senses and let it go for the sake of their children.

  38. Laurie says:

    Jon GROW UP YOU HA HOW MANY KIDS -THEY WILL READ AND SEE ALLLLLLLLLLLL THIS CRAP you are only makin things worse or (childish) your child like behavior is makin you look really bad in the public view.It is not cute at all -look at your soon to be ex.She at least isn’t as bad as your childish behavior -IF you think it is a getting back at your wife -hey do it behind closed doors.Nobody wants to see you through a hissy fit in public eyes.We all have enough problems in society besides hearin about your sex life and usin woman.And Kate DID WHAT???????????? I think I will start giving Kate some credit now.

  39. Laurie says:

    OOOOOPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  40. 4Real says:

    Just cut off his head.

  41. Robin says:

    I must confess that in the beginning of this hellish story, I was more “pro-Jon” mainly because of Kate’s horrible treatment of him. However, I have started to see both of them as equal jerks in this whole affair (pardon the pun). Jon, I am a woman who lost 75 pounds the old fashioned way, diet and exercise. It wasn’t horrible, it took discipline, something I don’t think you understand. Perhaps because your previous warden was so strict, you now think you can do everything and pay no price for it. You said you hated the publicity associated with “Jon and Kate” so where do you move, New York, Trump Plaza, the center of publicity. You have lost many people who supported you and one day, those little kids are going to know all the dirty secrets. What will you do if Maddie or Kara wind up marrying someone just like you? Scary huh? Both you and Kate should grow up. OH, I do hope you’re having SAFE sex. It was Kate that couldn’t get pregnant, you might be having lots more babies if you aren’t careful! And, money doesn’t grow on trees, the kids are going to begin all-day school soon, what will the show be about, watching them get on and off the bus?

  42. Zoe (The Other One) says:

    @Firestarter – you made a ‘joke’, you know how affronted people here get by laughter. Enquiring minds come to this website for important information – not light hearted chitter chatter.

    Bwahahaha – unleash Les Gerbilles!!

  43. Firestarter says:

    @Zoe- You are so right! Shame on me for trying to be a little funny, even if it may have been in poor taste!

    I am waiting for the Gerbils to arrive! : )

  44. mollination says:

    Thank god. this is the first story I’ve seen on them in a little while. Is it dying down?

    oooh, ::bite my tongue::, I don’t want to jinx it.

  45. Lway says:

    That is the smartest thing you’ve ever thought of Jon – remember to take K-Fed with you!

  46. DoucheJon says:

    Oh I seriously doubt he was looking to spend any money on lipo. He was probably trying to find a doctor who would do it for free. He is a disgusting waste of space and just needs to go away. Find a job you douchebag and STFU already!!!!!

  47. kimberly says:

    Good grief! Lipo or not, no amount of money would be enough to get me to sleep with that miserable hack. Wretched! Inside AND out!