And now it belongs to the ages! The epic marriage of Fred Durst and Esther Nazarov is over! After barely three months. Seriously, what do you even get as a gift on your three-month anniversary? One year is paper… so for a three month anniversary, you get the gift of like Chinese food or something. But Fred and Esther couldn’t even make it that long! Tears were shed over pork egg rolls. Sob! I actually think Fred and Ester were together for a bit longer – it’s not like they pulled a Khloe Kardashian and decided to get hitched after one month of dating. Still… it reminds me of the old joke – a couple runs out of things to talk about, so they decide to get married so they can have something to talk about. Once they get married, they figure out that they don’t have anything else to talk about. I think that’s what happened here:

Three months after Fred Durst wed girlfriend Esther Nazarov in Las Vegas, the newlyweds have decided to split.

“For those of you inquiring I will confirm that Esther and I have decided to go our separate ways and we both thank you for your support,” the Limp Bizkit frontman, 39, Twittered on Monday. “Thank you all SO much for your concern and extremely kind words. Sincerely. We remain very positive and wish only the best for each other.”

This isn’t the first time the rocker has announced relationship milestones on his Twitter page. Like he did with their split, the musician also announced their low-key July wedding and their April engagement on the social networking site.

Durst has two children — a teen girl, Adriana, from his first marriage, and a 7-year-old boy, Dallas, from a previous relationship.

[From Us Weekly]

Am I alone in finding Fred douchey? I’m a little surprised he didn’t take to Twitter to bad-mouth his new ex. It’s probably coming, just wait for it. I googled “Fred Durst douchebag” just to see if my opinion of him was shared, and it turns out a lot of people feel the same way! I also found a reference to “Talentless Douchebag Has-Been Also-Ran”.

As for any kind of official reason for the split, E! News is reporting some rumors that “tension in their marriage came to a head recently on a monthlong retreat in the mountains, where the rocker was working on a new album. About that time, Durst’s once-cheery tweets suddenly took a dark turn.” Fred was apparently tweeting crap like “We cannot go back and start a new beginning, but we can start today and make a new ending.” Oh, for f-ck’s sake. How… limp.

Fred and Esther are shown out on 3/18/09. Credit: PRJ/Fame Pictures. Other photos are from Durst’s Twitpic.