Oh Sarah Jessica Parker. You’re not the prettiest girl around; you have overly-veiny hands, and you’re supposedly super anal-retentive, but I like you nonetheless. While most people (okay most normal, non-famous people) would be crushed to come in first in a very public ugly contest, Sarah Jessica Parker says it doesn’t matter to her in the least. Hey if nothing else, she’s a good liar. Ahem, I mean actress.

Sarah Jessica Parker has laughed off the title of Unsexiest Woman Alive, insisting she is unfazed by what critics have to say about her looks. The Sex and the City star, 42, was named alongside singers Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears and Madonna, and Grey’s Anatomy star Sandra Oh in the new poll by Maxim magazine last month (Oct07).

But Parker claims she isn’t bothered by the scathing survey. She says, “What they don’t know is that one day I’ll wake up fat. But I’ll still be happy, just like I am now.

“I believe in the old ‘sticks and stones’ philosophy, so frankly their words don’t come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don’t think I’m sexy. I don’t think I am, either.”

[From the Post Chronicle]

Damn girl! Most people would at least go off on Maxim and how stupid/vain/mean-spirited it is to have an “Unsexiest” list. She didn’t even do that. I really hate people that are good at taking the high road. It means that they’re happy and confident and either not full of themselves at all – or so full of themselves that it doesn’t even occur to them to care. Either way, it sounds like a nice way to live.