I actually feel bad because now I know that Jeff Bezos saw everyone clowning on him and his lady. Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend Lauren Sanchez went to the LACMA Art + Film gala on Saturday night. But Sunday, their names were trending on Twitter alongside Leonardo DiCaprio because of a video. Lauren and Jeff were greeting Leo and… um, Lauren was very into it. She was ready to risk it all for Leo. So Jeff Bezos did what any self-respecting billionaire would do: he joked about it on Twitter??!?
Leo, come over here, I want to show you something… @LeoDiCaprio https://t.co/Gt2v9JZTNz pic.twitter.com/KqGLB839NI
— Jeff Bezos (@JeffBezos) November 8, 2021
I appreciate that he’s trying to keep it “light” but it’s weird, right? Weird energy, especially with the shirtless flexing photo. My lord, Lauren probably encourages it. She calls up her friends like “girl, thank God he’s blaming Leo for that sh-t.” I mean, Leo wasn’t really shooting his shot with Lauren, Lauren was shooting her shot with LEO. Imagine being one of the richest men of all time and needing to tweet through this situation!!! I would die.
Leo never getting a package on time again😭 pic.twitter.com/CuC8nSqjaK
— 🦋🎁 (@simply_lay_) November 8, 2021
Leo when his Amazon account stops working pic.twitter.com/4Q6Llmo3c7
— lind⚡️ey (@linds_sey1010) November 8, 2021
Photos courtesy of Avalon Red.
Jeff has nothing to worry about as she’s about 25 years too old for Leo. Leo’s next date is taking her SAT’s right about now, and some model agent will scope her at a mall this weekend.
You win 🏆😂
Was just gonna say this…. she’s far too old and misshapen for him… (according to his standards only)
Yesterday I was too busy noticing LS’ new boobs and bad plastic surgery. Today I’m looking at her dress, which looks cheap and weird. You can see the zipper pulley hanging down on her bare midriff. The fabric screams Real Housewife.
No girl dating Leo is actually taking her SATs
Minx: Yes! Exactly. I was distracted by the projectile boobs & thought the dress had a belt. I didn’t realize its a total HouseWives cut-out thingy. Looking at that woman just reaffirms by thoughts that Jeff lost a brilliant woman of substance when Mackenzie dumped him. Thank goodness she got away!
I actually think that was a rather clever response. I giggled.
I did not expect it, and it was kind of funny, so good job Bezos. I hate most everything about that guy but this was fine.
Me too, didn’t expect that it was real and I laughed!
It was smart and it flatters his nasty girlfriend by making it look like he thinks Leo would be interested in her, which we all know is not the case at all.
Agree, I think it was a lighthearted joke. I also think Bezos thinks LS is really hot, it’s obvious when he looks at her. She didn’t get those boobs and surgery for no reason. His wife was understated and pretty, but now he wants the flash.
Leo is politely trying to escape from Lauren! I see zero interest from Leo. She is so trashy and disloyal. Bezos is an old fool.
I don’t know what Bezos is worried about. She is way too old for Leo.
my thoughts too. besides her being too old, he likes discretion not thirst.
Well Loren isn’t into discretion either. So, Bezos failed with choosing her already! No worries though, because someone richer and older will cross her path, and Bezos will be crying in his penis shaped rocket.
Seriously! She’s older than the mothers of his girlfriends! Jeff is safe.
Leo is older than the mothers of his girlfriends
A joke……..suuuurrreeee.
Because one thing we know is that Bezos has a sense of humor and not the money to make this happen. 🤨
ughh this is so cringey for both Bezos and his gf.
Yeah, I’m so embarrassed for Jeff Bezos that he even acknowledged this.
This is so cringey!
I think it’s funny, he doesn’t seem like the type to laugh at himself so it surprised me
Bezos is overthinking this. All he needs to get rid of Leo is a door that’s definitely big enough for two people and a Celine Dion song.
Hahaha. This is the best response.
LMAO
Seriously need an upvote button!! 🤣
bravo, well played.
sorry to keep harping on it but….HER FACE. it scares me.
This thread is giving me life 😂
Does he really think that it’s Leo he needs to have a talk with? Or is he just pretending he doesn’t realize that, because it that case it’s sad on a human level.
exactly
I know we don’t know them personally but for the life of me I can’t understand what Mackenzie ever saw in him. Did he used to be a better person and the success and wealth brought in by Amazon lead to him becoming so egotistical?!
Well she got with him before he founded Amazon, but literally just before. They got married within six months of meeting (she worked for him or was his assistant or something at some financial firm in NYC) in 1993 and moved to Seattle to found Amazon in 1994. He was a nobody in 1993 and Amazon didn’t get really big until the late 90s from what I remember. Being filthy rich probably did change him a lot, but that happens with a lot of people who make it big.
I’m guessing that yes, going from ordinary Joe to richest man in the world would change you. I wonder also if Mackenzie changed/grew as well. Like they started off as an ambitious guy and his wife who was up for supporting him to make it happen to…a guy who has the largest personal fortune in the world and isn’t bothered by his company’s abusive business practices and his wife who is maybe not as enamored of the wealth and has her eyes opened about how that wealth is acquired. And then Jeff goes and gets with this Real Housewife wannabe and…Mackenzie is out and apparently doing better than ever!.
It’s not a big deal imo He’s trying to be light hearted about it is all.
That’s my thought, its joke. And man his girlfriend looks freaky af in those pictures. Yeeks!
Leo isn’t the one he should be worried about. And, sorry, no one is going after your gf who looks like a blow up doll.
This. Leo would never give her the time of day for so many reasons, and you can see it in the video.
yeah he looks like “GET ME OUTTA HERE!”
honestly, that’s an insult to blow up dolls. at least their features (outside of the boobs) are normal looking, albeit like a mannequin.
HER face is more like Jack Nicholson’s Joker.
@whatwhat my apologies to the blow up doll community. Please respect my privacy at this time 😆
You are both so funny! Do people pay to get their faces to look like that? I
Lighten up, it’s just a joke.
Is Leo just extremely tall or is Bezos just like super short? I genuinely had no idea he was such a tiny man
Yes, Bezos is pretty short, but Leo is also standing one step up. If you watch the video to the end you can see the GF step up after Leo.
Ohhh that makes more sense now, lol. Thank you
Both Bezos and his lady friend are looking eerily plastic and waxy these days, and like their plastic faces are melting. You’d think with all that money they would spring for better dermatological treatments!
Even money can only do so much. 🤣
Bezos Bots defending him in comment sections seems like a waste with that $150 billion or whatever. But ok.
Are Jeff Bezos and Lauren that short compared to DiCaprio, or are one of them standing on a step or something cause DiCaprio looks like a giant in the first picture.
I wondered the same. I thought they might have been on a lower level, like a step down.
They’re definitely a step down, bc at the last second you can see her start to climb up a step. I think the video is funny but I also think it seems pretty clear that Leo is trying to peace out.
The video went viral for a reason, but her former husband is a HUGE agent for years and the head of a an agency. There’s no way she hasn’t met Leo a number of times. I think the awkwardness in the video isn’t just her general thirstyness. I don’t know, maybe Leo was brushing off Jeff for larger reasons? Jeff is problematic and I bet stars extricate themselves from social moments to avoid a picture that tells a story they don’t want.
I do not think I will ever understand why he would divorce his wife in favor of Ms. Sanchez. She is a massive downgrade in every department. I do understand marriages fail and that is fine but Damn..,
Lauren Sanchez looks like the unfortunate love child of the Grinch and Jessica Rabbit. Less is more, people.
My heart just grew 3 sizes for this comment!
Her face is terrifying. I need to google what she looked like before all of the surgeries.
Not against plastic surgery at all… she just seems like someone who maybe got addicted.
She actually was/is beautiful – she did not have to do this to her face. Hopefully she will stop with the fillers, etc. and let her face go back to normal if that is still possible.
Her face makes me think of the Joker (Mark Hamill’s animated version), and I can’t unsee it.
There was more video that actually showed her pushing past people to get to Leo. That made it even worse I think. I have no idea what bezos sees in the bimbo, especially after this.
So I’m guessing from now on whenever anyone searches for Leonardo on Amazon they’ll only get the Davinci one?
or the Ninja Turtle.
How embarrassing to be a billionaire embarrassed that everyone knows that the woman you dropped your family for will drop you for anyone. These billionaire believe people fall in love with them…for their personality and looks. It would be sad if he wasn’t destroying the planet.
I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I do like Lauren Sanchez. I like her purely because I like how she’s fucking with Jeff Bezos, richest man in the world. As for the people who are baffled as to why he likes her, consider this: Jeff Bezos is not just the richest man in the world. He’s the most BORING man in the world on top of that. This is a man who has absolutely nothing fun or interesting or exciting going on for him in his life, because is not a fun, interesting or exciting person in that way. And no, he will not suddenly develop a sense of fun or adventure, because that is simply not how that shit works for tech bros of a certain variety. They like rules, routine, and being in bed by 9 pm. I’m going to go on a limb and even say that he probably has a chip on his shoulder about the fact that none of the fun girls in high school or college gave him a second glance.
Lauren Sanchez is a fun girl. She is adventurous. She likes to do things on the fly. She keeps things moving and interesting. How many women of her age would go around shooting their shot with Leo? Do you think it’s actually because she wants to be with him or cares about him? No. While she certainly wouldn’t turn him down, she’s not looking for an upgrade, like how some people are suggesting here. It’s really not that deep. She’s flirting with him bc it’s fun. It’s what you do. It’s not serious. You do it bc you get to say to your girlfriends later, I flirted with Leo DiCaprio. I’ve aged out of his girlfriend experience, but I’d embarrass myself and flirt with him too. It’s just not that deep.
Consider too, the additional rumour that the Bezos’ before their divorce were swingers. While I don’t buy that fully, I’m willing to bet that Bezos and his wife did have something of an arrangement. Why? Bc they’d been married for however many odd years, and things were getting stale, and that’s what tech bros of Bezos’ variety suggest to their wives or girlfriends once things get a little boring and lame, because they have no imagination whatsoever. They spend their days scrolling on Reddit and dreaming about an open relationship or a swinging relationship where they can have the comfort, and familiarity, of their wife and family life, but have all the adventure and fun they want on the side. They have a certain idea of a James Bond fantasy, in a way. And, just to show how egalitarian they are, they’ll extend their wife or girlfriend that same courtesy, while bragging about how their arrangement is so “modern” and how monogamy is so passe and how they’re too enlightened to be constrained by such rules.
And once someone like Lauren Sanchez enters their life, they barrel into their next relationship, because they’re just so starved for fun and something that’s outside of their boring routine, and they confuse their happiness at finally encountering those things with love. Lauren Sanchez is the most fun, adventurous thing Jeff Bezos has ever done in his whole sad, boring, richest-man-in-the-world life. This is a man who is just used to women not being interested in him, outside of his money. I’m willing to bet Lauren Sanchez showed that she was interested in him, as a person. And for the first time in his life, here was a fun girl, who pilots helicopters, who gets up every day and treats it like an adventure, who isn’t constrained by schedules and rules and punctuality. I bet you anything that he sexted her and told her, “I’ve never met a woman like you before. You make me feel so alive.”
I don’t know what Lauren Sanchez’s motives are here. Whether she’s here for the money, or just to embarrass him, or whatever else, I don’t care really. She might even be sincere, sometimes these women are. There is something attractive about the mopey quality men in STEM like Jeff Bezos have, and it makes you want to show them a good time. Sometimes it’s just nice for women like Lauren Sanchez to feel appreciated for their spontaneity. Whatever it is, the fact remains, that she is a fun girl. That is her personality. She is the Real Housewives of Seattle to Jeff Bezos’ Planet Earth documentary box set. And he likes it because it is such a breath of fresh air for him. Casting her as some kind of witch or jezebel or tiger on the prowl is honestly sexist, although I’m sure people will defend it by saying, “Well she is all of those things actually, so what’s wrong with saying them!!” Maybe she is, but Jeff Bezos still fell for her shtick. He didn’t have to. He didn’t get hoodwinked. He lacked the emotional maturity to know better.
..it is a little too intense and kind of thirsty for it to be just flirting and having fun
Right, bc flirting with Leonardo Dicaprio for roughly twenty seconds to a minute, in a crowded LA party, absolutely means she wants to jump ship from Jeff Bezos and get with Leo. Right. That is the only conclusion here, bc it’s “too intense and kind of thirsty.” Because that’s absolutely not how people behave in general when confronted with Leonardo Dicaprio. /sarcasm
I said it in my comment, but I’ll say it again. I’ve aged out of his girlfriend experience, but I’d absolutely barrel towards him if I saw him in a crowd bc it’s Leonardo Dicaprio, and no one’s going to pass up the chance to be able to tell people, “I saw Leonardo Dicaprio and I HIT on him.” I know my friends and I would get a kick out of that. I also know I’d come off as way too intense and thirsty too. It’s a good thing I’m single and also not in the public eye.
I like your analysis and can totally see it. I dated my fair share of IT guys and I WAS the fun girl to them. I actually liked some specific traits that a lot of STEM guys have. But no more…. nowadays I go for pretty much the opposite where I get also a lot of fun delivered. I am no longer into doing all the emotional labour for these kind of guys.
I agree with “A” and “Sandii”. I think your analysis is probably very true.
@Sandii, exactly. And like, I don’t deny. There is something fun about being the fun girl. You get to be the cool girl for a change, someone who’s admired for that. And then it starts to get irritating and annoying after a while, bc there’s only so much of that sort of pedestal placing you can really put up with. But there is something undeniably kind of great about being worshipped at all. At least until they start treating you like a coat rack and piling on the emotional baggage for you to carry.
Jeff went into outer space. That’s pretty adventurous. So is creating a billion dollar company. But I admire you for trying to rehab Lauren. It was just a second of her life.
No. It’s really not. It’s not adventurous as much as it is just a simple grab for attention. Tech bros who are filthy rich who want to shoot themselves into space are a dime a freaking dozen. Elon Musk and Richard Branson come immediately to mind. It’s like how all of them want to buy up acres and acres of land in either New Zealand or Hawaii in hopes they can escape climate change by displacing the natives from their land and polluting the place up. This is the kind of dumb sh-t they do, bc they have nothing else to do.
And Jeff Bezos is in a fairly long list of tech bros who date “fun” girls. “Fun” in the sense of different and cooler than they are. Again. Elon Musk. Evan Spiegel. You can even reverse the genders and get the same sort of dynamic with Anne Wojcicki. Take it from someone who’s in STEM and knows the sort of dumb sh-t that makes boring ass people like this turn their heads. They are fairly intelligent in so many areas of their life, but fairly stupid with relationships. Jeff Bezos is absolutely no different.
Also, there’s no need to rehab Lauren Sanchez. The worst thing she ever did was get with a billionaire. She’s not the one paying workers in unconditioned Amazon warehouses peanuts and committing labour violations and forcing them to pee in jars in the name of “efficiency.” That’s all Jeff Bezos. I’d say he’s the one who’s far, far worse than she is, but of course, in typical fashion, people are going to ignore that and piss and moan about the lady with the fake tits and the plastic surgery face, because?? She’s vain?? She likes male attention? Who has she hurt, and who are the people Jeff Bezos has hurt, bc I guarantee you, no one died bc of what she’s done. She’s just done the discourtesy of being a woman that society doesn’t like.
Edit: Also, Jeff Bezos started his company with a 100k loan from his family. That’s not adventurous. That’s having the biggest safety net that there can be. But again, let’s piss and moan about the lady who sleeps with a billionaire for his already ill-gotten money. Bc that’s what the real problem is with society, right?
@A I agree Lauren is the “fun” girl who is always up for adventure. On television locally, she was always upbeat and positive and could laugh at herself. She was actually very likable. As I noted further above, I hope she stops trying to change her appearance and I hope she doesn’t lose the personal qualities that made her so interesting in the first place.
Yes! And I remember reading the articles about her really early on, when the news first broke that Bezos was having an affair with her. All her friends described her as the person who is up for a good time, and not in a sorority girl way, but in a real way, where she actually does want to have a good time doing cool things. The takeaway I got from that is that she is immensely likeable, and let’s be honest–she’s never needed Bezos. She could be perfectly fine on her own, and I think she was fine on her own before. She was doing just fine for years before this. It’s Bezos who I think needs her and pursued her and wants her presence in his life. Again, all that money won’t save you from being a boring ass person.
I don’t deny any of what you say. And if you are in STEM, I will defer to you on what makes tech bros tick.
All that said, I think in some ways your synopsis is TOO specific. I think a lot of men (ok, probably a lot of people but in my personal limited experience it is men) get bored as they get older because they are boring, and they leave their spouse for a new “fun” partner. The new one may not actually be any funner than their spouse ever was, but by virtue of being NEW and the chase and all that comes with it, they seem it. I mean Sanchez does seem like fun, I am not saying she isn’t. But I think even middle class non famous people leave their spouse because something new comes along that they mistake for more fun and exciting.
Having seen Leo DiCaprio in person I just want to say, Lauren, I get it. I totally get it!
I wonder if this was just an excuse to post a pic of himself shirtless knowing people are paying attention?
I don’t care about Jeff bezo’s girlfriend or his new bff Leo DiCaprio. Jeff Bezos needs to pay his share of taxes and quit polluting the earth with his giant penis rocket.
DiCaprio is such an eco-hypocrite with his stupid yacht and jet set lifestyle.
This a thousand times!
Maybe she’s more attractive in person.
I can’t believe Jeff Bezos made a joke I find funny. Feels bad, man. It’s like laughing at the guy who makes children fight in a pit for a bowl of gruel after he makes a really good pun.
If he’s happy, go for it, I guess? Whatever floats your boat, dude. Personally think the ex got the better deal.
She gives me Guilfoyle vibes and not in a good way.
LOL!! its embarrassing, she is open and ready. Leo is trying to get the hell out of there, heehee.
I’ve never seen her giggle and brighten up w/her money man, like that. THIS is hilarious!
So pathetic. Leo will never be your friend now. They went from cringe 100 to cringe 1000
The world is going Wildenstein.