Oh, Sparkles. What are we going to do with our poor little vulnerable Robert Pattinson. If we stare too hard he might cry. If the paparazzi and fans swarm, he’ll have a nervous breakdown. In truth, Sparkles is doing pretty well with all of the crap he has to deal with. For the most part, he keeps his head down, does his job and doesn’t bitch that much about the craziness that surrounds him. But that was before Robsessed.
Robsessed is a new “documentary” being released on DVD, all about Sparkles’ life, work, and any Pattz trivia anyone would care to know. It’s basically a Starter’s Guide to Stalking Robert Pattinson:
Often as mysterious and elusive as his character Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson draws a feeding frenzy for every snippet and snapshot of his life. A new documentary Robsessed is hoping to cash in on Twilight mania with a release date slated for a week before the New Moon premiere.
The video is billed as the “ultimate, all-access guide to the world’s biggest, hottest new star.” The film promises to follow Pattinson’s path “from a young schoolboy, to his early modelling and acting jobs, all the way through to landing his dazzling role in the Twilight saga.”
Starting on November 10, fans can get their hands on the DVD by plunking down $19.98.
[From Radar]
Sigh. Poor Pattz. He actually seems like a decent kind of bloke – I can’t even imagine what it’s like for him to have every single piece of his life analyzed and poured over by the obsessive Twihards. Do you think Sparkles is crying on Kristen Stewart’s shoulder? Maybe. People Magazine has been keeping tabs on the couple for their “Caught In the Act” feature. People reports that Robert and Kristen “enjoyed a late night dinner with friends (including the actor’s pal Sam Bradley) and their managers at Pinky’s Steakhouse and Cocktail Lounge in Vancouver.” After they ate, they “dashed” from the steakhouse back to hotel. Where they probably had really hot sex. Mm… Sparkles. People’s eyewitness noted that Pattinson “used his body as a shield” to keep photographers from taking pictures of Kristen. Aw, that’s sweet. He’s such a gentleman. I’m getting a little Robsessed over here.
Oh dear Lord.
Am I going to buy this? No. Am I going to BitTorrent the crap out of this when it gets released? Yes.
My girlfriends and I will watch this over 3 bottles of wine. I think it’s going to be awesome.
I’ve never seen anything like this for any other celebrity. Twihards are fucking creepy.
They are exploiting his name. It’s ridiculous.
Leave him alone.
GatsbyGal, me neither. Particularly not one who is only 23 and has acted in a handful of movies.
Does anyone the level of his participation in this? Wikipedia lists him as the “star”, which sadly implies that he was a collaborator. (If the twihard who had entered that bit listed him as ‘the subject’ they’d have had more credibility. )
I still don’t get the manic-appeal of this guy (or her either for that matter) but he comes across as down to Earth in his interviews.
How long will it be until he turns into a hardcore drug addict trying to get away from these freaks? Assuming he’s not one already…
What Roma said. Except it’ll be me alone with the three bottles of wine. I can’t wait.
Ab said: “They are exploiting his name. It’s ridiculous. Leave him alone.”
Leave Rob alone! *sob* Leave him alone! He can’t help it if he sparkles, *sniffle* so just leave him alone! *sob* *sniff* He’s a human being like the rest of us, so we need to respect his privacy! *sniff*
*wheeze*
You make the unicorns and rainbows in his magical hair sad! *waaaah* *sniffle* *sob* Just leave him alone! *choke* *sniff*
He is a gentleman which is a next thing girls find fascinating. Says a lot about guys nowadays, unfortunately.
Is that even legal ?
God, the Twilight saga is killing him. He better get out of this sh*t soon, or he’ll end very bad.
I don’t mind the RPattz nickname but the Sparkles thing is kind of old. Robert Pattinson isn’t a vampire and does not sparkle in the sun. If anything, he probably gets ridiculously sunburned.
In this DVD, Robert walks on water, has a bowl movement and cures cancer, all in a period of 90 minutes. I’m agog to see this!
Pattinson is the second coming of Christ, so everybody better recognize.
ok look leave him alone. Hes a good actor yeah theres a lot of them out there. just bc u people like the books doesn’t mean u have to go through all of this to mess with his life. i mean seriously. hes a normal guy. he does his job u do urs. people need to realize that just bc a person is on the big screen gives us the right to get into there personal lives
Won’t be getting this. I am a fan but this isn’t authorised by him so don’t want to go there.
Gross. Hope he makes it thru this twilight bull$hit without completely losing his fing mind!
Who’s the sick bastard who came up with this DVD? My God. Poor Pattinson.
I wouldn’t invest the money, not because of the hot man. But I simply do not wish to support crazy bastards.
Not only is this not authorized by Pattinson, the website for the DVD has been ripping off blogs from @robsessed on twitter (no relation to each other). The makers of this film are total douche bags, and they are just tryin to make money off Rob’s back. Totally disgusting!!
from the ‘all areas accessed’….no, thanks. and i think i find the neon pink a little offensive. love rob but this is too much