Jesus, the things I would do to this man. I could take that suit off of him with my teeth. I would lick that smug grin right off of his face. Mmm… where was I? Ah, yes. Gerard Butler was in great form for last night’s Los Angeles premiere of Law Abiding Citizen. His hair looked good, he looks like he’s lost some weight (the moobs did not make an appearance), and his suit was actually beautifully tailored and not very shiny (unlike the casino pit-boss getup he wore recently). While on the red carpet, Gerard started fooling around with some of the photographers behind the press rope line. He took away one female photographers absolutely massive camera (the lens is twice the size of Gerard’s head!) and began posing with it. Then he went back to the lady and made sure everybody got pictures of him posing with the photographers. He looks so cute.

It looks like Gerard and Jamie Foxx posed for a few pictures on the red carpet, which is nice to see. There were some rumors during filming about how Gerard and Jamie didn’t really care for each other. One source told the tabloids several months ago: “Jamie is jealous of the female attention Gerard gets. And Gerard is annoyed that Jamie’s always jetting off to Vegas to party.” Sources also claimed that the two men had horrible nicknames for each other – Gerard might have called Jamie “The Fool” while Jamie called Gerard “Ger-tard”. Worst. Nicknames. Ever. But now Jamie is singing Gerard’s praises, telling reporters on the red carpet: “The movie is absolutely incredible, Gerard Butler is absolutely fantastic in the movie and it was great working with him… It’s a great popcorn, sit-down-have-a-good-time movie.” Gerard said Jamie was “the most incredible guy, an incredible actor. He’s a true gent.”

Despite posing with several ladies on the red carpet, Gerard was solo for the evening. Some days, I tell you, it really is like he’s waiting for me, isn’t it? I will walk on a red carpet with him someday, by God. He told reporters that he’s only got one woman in his life – his pug Lolita (twitch). Gerard said, “My leading lady, she’s at home. I couldn’t find her a dress.” How f-cking cute is he?

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