“They recut the ‘Death on the Nile’ trailer to edit out you-know-who” links

If you’d like to see a great version of Death on the Nile, check out the version with David Suchet as Poirot. This new version looks pretty terrible, and they’re clearly trying to hide the fact that Armie Hammer has a pretty significant role. [Just Jared]
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  1. TIFFANY says:

    Armie has THE role.

    This isn’t new. We know who he plays.

    All they gotta do is just release it on a streaming service and call it a day.

    Promotion for this is gonna be a disaster, especially since Branaugh is campaigning for Belfast.

    • BothSidesNow says:

      @ Tiffany, Kenneth Branaugh is such a phenomenal actor/ director. I have adored him since Dead Again, as well as Emma Thompson!!

      • L84Tea says:

        “Dead Again” is one of the GREATEST, most underrated movies of all time. It’s so fantastic, oh my god, and the score sends chills up my spine. I hardly know of anyone whose seen it because it really flew under the radar in the 90’s, so your comment makes me so darn happy.

      • Anners says:

        It’s one of my favourite movies of all time! I continue to use scissors with a sense of uneasy dread (especially all silver ones) and it’s been like 30 years!

      • L84Tea says:

        @Anners, these are FOR YOU! 🙂

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Thank you for the recommendation!
        I have added Dead Again to my watch list on HBO Max.

      • L84Tea says:

        Tiffany, you will not regret it!

      • smcollins says:

        I absolutely love Dead Again, too! It was my introduction to KB & ET. I had my husband watch it not that long ago (to my horror he had never seen it) and he thought it was really good. Definitely an underrated gem.

      • Sid says:

        I still remember the TV commercial for Dead Again, with the scissors sliding across the floor as Emma Thompson is lying there and opens here eyes in horror. And the flipflopping to black and white. Back when commercials really made you want to see the movie. Fantastic film.

      • Courtney B says:

        I love Dead Again. I have it on a rewatch list. It is totally underrated.

      • Little Red says:

        Love “Dead Again”! Saw it when it came out in 1991 or 1992. Totally DVD worthy.

      • Deering24 says:

        Dead Again is one of my all-time favs. It and LA Confidential are textbook examples of perfect noirs.

    • Rebecca says:

      Did she just spoil the ending for me? I think she just spoiled the f-ing ending.

  2. Coco Bean says:

    The first Scream was partially filmed in my hometown while I was in high school. We were all buzzing with how cool it was and would try to sneak a peak of the actors during filming. Can’t believe it’s been 25 years already!

    • Oliphant says:

      omg SO JEALOUS! I was obsessed with scream back in the day, never understood why neve Campbell was never a bigger star, she had it all, looks, talent, shame as I find her very watchable.

    • faithmobile says:

      I completely forgot that Scream was filmed in Sonoma County, still the best movie filmed here was Bandits with Billy Bob Thornton, Cate Blanchet and Bruce Willis.

  3. Case says:

    Armie Hammer and Letitia Wright in one film. Oof, this didn’t age well did it?

    I just watched Scream 1-4 for the first time this year and wow! I adored every second of it. The fact that it keeps the three core characters throughout each film really gives it a warmth and personality that a lot of other slashers lack. I’m really looking forward to Scream 5.

    • Concern Fae says:

      They should just rename it Voyage of the Cancelled. Most of the hate I’ve seen was for Gal Godot. I think the Armie Hammer disgust is assumed at this point, although many people pay no attention to the news out of Hollywood. But the cannibal stuff surely leaked into all the timelines, right?

      • bettyrose says:

        What did Gal Gadot do wrong??

      • Ennie says:

        She’s Jewish, Israeli, was part of the armed forces. Maybe it stems from there. Gal Gadot was objected from when she was chosen to play WW for all this, IIRC

      • Grant says:

        People don’t like her Imagine video which, at worst, was tone-deaf IMO. Not something worth canceling her over. I know that she gets flack for her stance on Israel and Palestine but I do not know enough about her positions nor am I Israeli or Palestinian so I can’t really speak to that controversy.

      • Bettyrose says:

        Thanks for the info! Being Jewish myself I thought that was cool for WW. And since she’s Israeli, service in the armed forces is compulsory. But I don’t know anything about her politics otherwise. My personal experience is that mainstream Israelis tend to be on the side of a peaceful agreement and object to extremist policies like Jewish settlements in the territories, but it’s an all around awful situation so unless Gadot is personally doing something to make it worse, she doesn’t rank with rapists on the cancel scale.

        ETA: Googled the controversy. And while I cringe at Ted Cruz liking her tweet, it was absolute milqtoast. Obviously trying to be as inoffensive to as many people as possible. I can see getting angry when someone with a public platform doesn’t do more. But her fame is still quite precarious. She’d be forgotten in a year if Hollywood deemed her too controversial to cast.

      • BothSidesNow says:

        @ Ennie, but don’t several countries require you to serve in their armed forces for a certain amount of time? Why should GG be slammed for being from Israel? She isn’t involved in the negotiations and I am certain that she would love for their to be peace for both countries. It’s not her fault or responsibility as to what is happening between Israel and Palestine, just as it wasn’t our fault that the Orange Trupmolini was elected! People need to have some sense with regards to who is actually responsible and be angry at THEM, not those who come from countries that are at war or have corrupt leaders.

      • Anners says:

        I feel like I read on here (? I think?) that she’s insufferable in real life. She’s rude to staff and lets her children run wild unchecked. I really loved her in the first WW, but she wasn’t a very strong actor in the 2nd. Or Red Notice. She’s stunning, though.

      • LULU wang was robbed says:

        She’s Jewish and Israeli and therefore has to be condemned for loving her country

  4. Ashley says:

    Agree. David Suchet is a treasure. I’ve seen him on stage IRL a few times and he is just as talented as one might expect — flawless even with an American accent (doing O’Neill).

    • Mira says:

      I love David Suchet! He will always be the best Poirot for me.

    • MerlinsMom1018 says:

      @Ashley
      The ONLY Poirot I accept is Suchet.
      Just like the only Sherlock Holmes is Basil Rathbone.

      • Oliphant says:

        Love a bit of darling Basil, I would also put Jeremy Brett up there *swoons at both*

      • A says:

        How dare you disrespect Jeremy Brett like that
        (You’re right about Suchet tho)

      • MerlinsMom1018 says:

        @A
        TBH I couldn’t get into the wonderful Jeremy Brett, hard as I tried. (and I did try, I loved him. I would have listened to that man read the ingredients on a can of bug spray)
        (In my defense my first Sherlock Holmes book was The Hound of the Baskervilles ,which to this day I will read over and over. Sidney Paget’s illustration of Holmes sealed the deal. In my mind that’s what he looked like and along came Rathbone and that was that)
        Also. Gonna get some blowback but Robert Downey, Jr? Nope. And Nope till eternity

      • BW says:

        Jeremy Brett plays Sherlock the way he was written. Also, the Brett version recreates all the illustrations, so Brett dresses and looks like the illustrations. Rathbone only looks like one of the illustrations. Brett looks like all of them.

      • Sid says:

        @MerlinsMom, same here. Suchet as Poirot and Brett as Holmes are as good as it gets.

  5. Bendy Windy says:

    I haven’t been following Armie Hammer. I’ve seen him in a few things. He seems unremarkable. I actually think tho movie looks great from the trailer, but Branagh’s accent isn’t doing it for me. David Suchet he isn’t.

    • TeamMeg says:

      Just so you know, he turned out to be a sexual predator of the cannibal variety. His is an almost unbelievably disturbing and sickening story.

  6. oliphant says:

    Suchet is classic but I feel a bit bored of his poirot now- perhaps because I grew up with his portrayal, I loved Kenneth Brannagh’s version, and there was also a version of the ABC murders on a few christmases ago with John Malkovich as Poirot and he was AMAZING, would love to see more of that.

    • CiCi says:

      I haven’t seen David Suchet’s version, but I have very fond memories of the 1978 Death on the Nile. Peter Ustinov plays Poirot and the cast is fantastic: David Niven, Bette Davis, Angela Lansbury, Mia Farrow and Maggie Smith.

      • Oliphant says:

        Peter Ustinov YES!!! His version of evil under the sun is a real comfort watch for me- great cast, beautiful sunny location, and he is just superb. Thanks for the reminder I’ll watch that Over the holidays 🙂

      • MerlinsMom1018 says:

        @CiCi
        Murder On The Orient Express is mine. The 1974 version
        Lauren Bacall, Ingrid Bergman, SEAN CONNERY!!!
        Even tho I didn’t care for Albert Finney as Poirot, with that cast I could overlook it

      • LeonsMomma says:

        The 1978 version is on Pluto TV now. Just rewatched it — and agree it is the best. (And will admit, I have not seen the David Suchet version in a while.) The cast for the 1978 version had great actors in it — Mia Farrow does crazy good. From the trailer, Gal Gadot does not do bitch (or act) well and Lois Chiles in the 1978 version is much better.

        And @Merlinsmom1018: Agree about Albert Finney may be overacting and not being my fav Poirot — really like Peter Ustinov’s version — but the cast in that movie was fantastic.

        I also feel Kenneth Branagh is too manner in this role.

    • Bendy Windy says:

      I’ll take all the Poirots, please. I’ve only read one novel, but I fell in love with the TV show and have seen it and the other movies multiple times. Hercule is my hero.

      I love his intelligence, his vanity, his snobbery. I’m here for all of it and some beautiful Art Deco sets.

      • oliphant says:

        Yes the sets and the actress who played miss lemon, her whole look and portrayal of miss lemon was just perfection- I’ve never seen a character so suited to a name, if that makes sense.

      • BeanieBean says:

        That’s what I was thinking as I read the above commenters on which Poirot they favor. I like them all! I’ll take all of ’em please, even Albert Finney! 😉

  7. lunchcoma says:

    $90 million to make Death on the Nile. What a mess.

    • milliemollie says:

      Yeah, what a waste of money. I won’t be watching it. I get that they have to publish the movie, but they should have shelved it.

  8. TeamMeg says:

    Wheel of Time recap was fun—thanks for posting that link. Anyone else watching this series on Amazon Prime? My son is a huge fan of the books, so I’m enjoying getting to know the story and characters. I will say, however, that Game of Thrones quality it is not.

  9. Jules says:

    Lol the spider from the dlisted post.

    • lucy2 says:

      There would have been a lucy2 shaped hole in the foliage behind there, had I looked down and saw that on me!
      I loved the sign language interpreter’s commentary!

  10. Millenial says:

    The Agatha Christie adaptations should have been great but have had terrible casting. Murder on the Orient Express had Johnny Depp. Now this.

  11. Bettyrose says:

    This could’ve been such a fun movie. Eh, it’ll be remade again someday.

  12. Lucy says:

    Princess Anne’s husband has tested positive for COVID. 👀

  13. Shell says:

    Aww Huntsmen are harmless. I’m in Australia and every summer we get at least one that hangs around our house. Think of them like an Australian elf on a shelf. Every morning you wake up, you find them just chilling out on a wall in a different room in your house.

  14. K says:

    I will probably see this because Agatha Christie has been one of my favorite authors since childhood. But I hated what Branagh did to Murder On the Orient Express so I have low hopes. Armie is out of rehab. Of course he may not bear any repercussions in the long run. Bastard.

  15. Eleonor says:

    David Suchet IS Poirot.

  16. Hrefna says:

    I’m going to watch Death on the Nile as soon as it’s out because I love Agatha Christie so much. I thought Branagh’s first Christie was an adorable cheesefest, the only thing that annoyed me was when he tried to suggest Poirot was mourning some Lost Love, which is completely out of character. Hamminess and an outrageous mustache is very much in character though, so no problems there. A big budget Christie adaptation is pretty much all I need to be happy so I’m not going to quibble too much. It’s a shame the casting is so bad, leaving aside their character defects, Arnie Hammer & Gal Godot just aren’t compelling screen presences. Neither is Johnny Depp any more. So yes, the casting director should take a long hard look at themselves. I do hope they can keep this up and bring us Evil Under The Sun next.

  17. Marty says:

    Isn’t it strange that RCFA have Kate Middleton in the best dressed voting list – twice – and no Meghan in her red cocktail dress or white Valentino minidress. Hm.

    • msd says:

      The BDOTY shortlist on RCFA compiles top readers picks from each week throughout the year. It’s an accurate reflection of that. Her personal choice is often quite different to readers, though.

      She had to delete rude comments about Meghan, and told people off about it, so I don’t think there’s bias from her. Probably can’t say the same about some of her readers though!

  18. KitKat says:

    I don’t comment here much. I am Agatha Christie super fan. The 1978 movie Death on Nile is one of my favorite adaptions. Nostalgia plays into as my mom loved that adaption. I cannot believe they went ahead making this movie without finding an absolute screen legend for Bette Davis’s role. Yeah, you can’t edit Armie Hammar out and still have a movie. So everyone watch the 1978 version it is wonderful!

  19. Kittycat says:

    Kenneth Branagh is an actor who chews the scenery at every opportunity. Difficult to watch.

  20. Shoop says:

    David Suchet?!? He was fine but Peter Ustinov will forever be my one true Poirot. Ken’s tache is like a dead animal stuck to his face