Either Lohan is after a superhero role or all that time in rehab has taken Lindsay into an entirely new realm of weird. I have never heard of “magnetism lessons,” but Li-Lo has found herself a coach to achieve the power.

“I’ve always been interested in off-the-wall abilities. And this is a really interesting phenomenon. I’d love to find out more about it and try and pinpoint what causes these supernatural abilities.”

[Starpulse]

The theory is that you can move magnetic and metal objects using the power of your mind. To achieve her desired X-Men Magneto power, she has hired Aurel Raileanu to come to LA to enlighten her. Raileanu is a 40 year old Romanian hospital worker who made the Guinness World Records for lifting a 50 pound tv set. She has reportedly offered him a huge amount of cash for his troubles.

Lindsay may be set on treating him like a hired teacher, but it appears he has different ideas. Seeing the chance to cash in on her star power he admitted to the Daily Star he is looking for more.

“The last serious relationship I had was four years ago,’ he tells the Daily Star. ‘I would very much like to get married.”

[From The Daily Star]

If she has so much time and money to burn, why doesn’t she go out and buy one of those annoying hairless dogs to carry around in her purse like every other Hollywood nut job. Perhaps she should try a hobby that might be easier. Like collecting stamps or…sobriety.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Here is Lohan reporting for her first day of community service at the American Red Cross in Pomona, California. She is serving ten days of community service and won’t get any jail time for her two DUI arrests. That’s entirely fair considering how many people’s lives she endangered. Maybe she helped them move a bunch of copy machines. Thanks to WENN for these photos.