Khloe Kardashian often posts massively edited and Photoshopped photos on her social media. It’s not really news that she looks nothing like that in person, but I guess props to her for Yassifying herself before anyone else even knew what Yassification was. One of the weirdest parts of The Yassificiation of Khloe is that in the process of elongating her body and thinnifying her face, she often “accidentally” makes her hands look completely freaky. I believe that Khloe probably has big hands with long, bony fingers. And then she adds “length” with her ridiculous inch-long claws. But still: some of the “freaky hand” phenomenon is just “Khloe’s Photoshop team being terrible at their jobs.”
Anyway, “Khloe’s freaky hands” have become a major thing online. As soon as Khloe posts any photo of her crazy hands, people have hilarious raw chicken feet photos to post in response. And what happens when she posts photos where her freaky hands are hidden? Well, people go into her comments and note that she’s “hiding her hands.” Khloe sees those comments too:
Let’s give Khloe Kardashian a hand for this clapback. The Internet has been fascinated with the Keeping Up With the Kardashian alum’s hands lately, often sharing close-up photos of her long and slender fingers on social media. So when someone recently poked fun of the way Khloe was posing in a Good American ad, which featured the star’s hands tucked behind her head as she rocked a pair of blue jeans, the former Revenge Body host took to the comments section to shut it down.
“Oh lord, she’s hiding her hands,” the Instagram user wrote, to which Khloe responded, “lol never.”
She added, “My hands are beautiful baby.”
Is this a situation where Khloe’s gigantor Babdook hands are “clapping back” on their haters? Not really. Everyone still knows that Khloe’s hands are weird. Khloe is just trying to convince us that they’re “beautiful.”
Photos courtesy of Khloe’s social media.
Nothing wrong with a little fake tan or bronzer. But geez atleast remember to do the whole body. Khloe is actually very fair, she is much lighter than her full siblings so those hands are her true colouring. Same with Jlo she is not ‘golden’ at all.
She’s not, they’re all super fair actually they just all do extreme tanning so they can act like they’re racially ambiguous and “exotic”. Google pictures of them without a tan and you’ll see what I’m talking about
She doesn’t have any full siblings, Kris wasn’t banging the hair dresser then.
Rob, Kim and Kourtney are her “full” siblings. Kendall and Kylie are her “half” siblings. Short of a DNA test we’ll never know and I don’t care. Legally, since she was born into the marriage between Kris and Robert Kardashian, she is legally his daughter and she was raised as such.
Is she trying to morph into Margo Robbie?
I love the deflection, it’s not the hands that are in question. It’s the filter used to stretch you out. Please stop the hypocrisy. If you want to promote body positivity then just show your real self. And don’t send an army of lawyers to take down ones that are not touched up.
Her hands look older than mine and I’m 68. They look arthritic.
Can someone with photoshop knowledge solve the mystery of why her hands color look like they are made of wax? I mean no human being has that weird green color of skin.
Reminds me of the 80’s tv-show called V.
I would assume they were so concerned with colour correcting/enhancing her face against the greige (grey/beige) outfit that either fixing her hands was forgotten or colouring them would set the dress/face balance off again. A really skilled PS artist could do it, so I’m assuming it was forgotten (either by mistake or deliberately).
What I don’t understand is why Khloe doesn’t check these images before she posts them. Or is she simply fixated in her face and body to keep up with her “prettier” sisters.
Edited to add that if these are done in photoshop on not facetune, it should be simple, a little time consuming but straight forward. I suspect they are done on the fly with facetune.
Thank you so much for the detailed explanation. This just makes me think Khloe is a cheap person, she should just pay for a pro to do that level of witchcraft
Gil, you’re welcome. I’m self taught so there might be others more skilled in explaining it.
You’re right though, she’s either too cheap or lazy to get these done properly.
It’s not all photoshop in this instance. It’s the shade from the tinted windows. The tinted windows are throwing a greenish-bluish shade on most of her hands. Then some parts of her fingers have actual sunlight on them through the open door and look slightly better. The horrid nail colour and the overall image light adjustments have added to the effect. The clothes don’t suit her colouring in the first place and they’ve fixed that on her face but not her hands.
Her hands may look weird, but look at her legs in the first photo – so extremely thin and awkwardly bent. So weird.
In one of the photos you can see her heel pressing out of the mid-calf region of the boot. Those fugly boots don’t even fit and she was like “Yes. Perfect. Post it!”
I posted the same comment when her alien like pictured were posted originally. Why Khloe needs to photoshop to extreme measures has me questioning the upbringing of the Kardashian/Jenner kids. Though given that Kris leaked Kim’s sex tape for fame says it all.
That good American photo though 🥴
Like, she’s tensing her body to make her muscles pop but there is no tension in her face, so it looks very much like they photoshopped her face from a different shot on.
There is also the tension between how defined she is in her torso with how she has chosen to enhance herself w/a BBL making it seem like the legs belong to a whole other model.
It looks like 3 different people were combined to make one uncanny valley.
It looks like they’ve both deliberately thinned her torso and enlarge the jeans/butt/legs. They don’t look like they belong to the same body.
Everything about this person is desperate, thirsty, insecure and begging for approval and attention. It’s like watching a train wreck in social media real time. Those claw hands are so weird.
You said it. And it had to be said.
It’s actually very sad. However, I don’t feel an ounce of sympathy for her. She has shown us who she really is throughout this Tristan bs.
I do feel bad for all the little ones whose parents act like high-schoolers on social media.
Well said. And I feel the same way.
In the Good American jean photo it looks like she’s wearing a diaper. I don’t know how she can think that looks attractive. Out of all the sisters, she has the most body dysmorphia.
I was going to keep the diaper part to myself, but since you said it I HAD to at least comment in agreement.
The lifestyle of these people baffles me. Truly. I’m a 40 yr/o mom of two young kids. I would feel like a complete idiot taking these kind of super posed/sexy/photoshopped photos of myself and splashing them all over social media. I’m not body policing, be sexy of you want to. I’m talking about the exaggerated “i’ve just had sex” look all of them do. And add the photoshop on top; everyone in your life knows what you look like. You don’t look like your insta. They don’t feel weird at all about all the photoshop?
Lifestyles of the rich and famous.
I see your point. Why go to such lengths to post these just-had-sex pictures when there’d is no need to post them. That’s what I loved about old Hollywood. Look at Elizabeth Taylor, Grace Kelly, Catherine Deneuve, Raquel Welch and Ursula Andreas. Yes they posed striving to look sexy but they also appreciated and applauded what they had. Now I am certain that many were pressured to undergo plastic surgery but some were born naturally beautiful. I think it boils down to having self esteem that shines through for their photos.
…aaaand, she’s on the phone booking hand surgery in 3, 2, 1
That jeans photo is painful to look at. I know they were going for thin and toned, but she looks unhealthy. At least we know that’s not what she actually looks like.
The clothes the Kardashians wear remind me of what aliens wear in low-budget movies.
those are certainly some grey alien hands.
maybe they’re really aliens! that would explain a lot, actually.
I saw a comment somewhere about the grey hands that said, “Khloe Kardashian’s hands look like the hands of what I imagine lives under my bed and grabs my ankles in my sleep.” lol
Why do 219 million people want to know about her? Am I missing something? (I’m not joking, I really want to know.)
It’s probably no we’re close to 219 million the Kardashians were exposed years ago for buying fake followers and fake likes.
She doesn’t even need to do anything but make sure she’s applying SPF and clip those claws down a bit. My goodness she is so extra.
Are those detachable nails? I mean can she clip them on for the photo and then take them off? There is no way you can go about life especially with a young child with those claws. I know she doesn’t do housework or change her daughter’s diaper or anything remotely resembling work, but she wouldn’t even be able to play with kid…. get dressed…. go to the loo?
All of this ! I always wonder about that. Does someone wipe their bums? I just can’t fathom how you’d do ANYTHING with nails like that. And it’s just kind of gross looking (IMO)
So attention seeking. I’m over it.
I didn’t see chicken feet, more like the witch who gave Snow White the poisoned apple.
Could someone Photoshop the Kardashians out of everything? FFS these people are worthless.
Yessssss!!! I wish they would all just permanently go away!!!
I would like to feel sorry for her because it can’t be easy growing up in a family where physical beauty is prized above everything else (not to mention I’m pretty sure PMK routinely pitted her kids against each other), but I can’t because I feel like she has helped contribute to the harmful atmosphere she is whining about – she posts inflammatory things about anyone who disagrees about her or her family, including rightfully calling them out on their BS, she weaponizes their fan base to try and get back at people, she herself routinely posts about waist trainers, diet lollipops, special health shakes etc and ALL if it is for profit and not because they are healthy, doctor recommended items.
And the lying – oh my god the LYING. Refusing to admit to the mountains of plastic surgery she and her sisters have undergone in order to get the faces/bodies they have is harmful as hell and the lengths they all go to pretend otherwise is disgusting. She knows damn well it isn’t all a result of working out and as someone who obviously has body issues, the fact that she willingly sells those lies to other people is pretty awful.
The only ones I really feel sorry for in that family are the kids, particularly the girls since it is obvious they are already being taught terrible lessons about their value as people.
She needs to get off the internet and get serious help. And stop being such a lying, culture vulture hypocrite.
It seems like both Kim and Khloe got rid of their big a$$es…through lipo ? I don’t know but they both have had something done. Khloe’s butt is pretty much gone (as compared to before). Kim’s is a lot smaller and her hips are a lot smaller too. I’m not just talking about in pics either. In videos too.
They probably had their implants taken out and went back to something similar to their normal body shapes. They change the type of men they are dating so the no long need the curvy bodies.
Leave it to a guy to address the elephant in the room. Hubby wants to know how she takes care of personal hygiene without causing injury to her privates. Ok I said it.
good one-spit out my coffee.
I’m sorry, but I cannot find one thing I find attractive about her. To me, she looks like a alien blowup doll that’s about to melt if left in the sun too long.
another good one!
She must have such poor self esteem to do this to herself.
Omg those are the UGLIEST jeans I’ve seen in a long time and you can’t even see the bottom 80% of them (probably a good thing)
Freakish, –shivers–
the photoshop at this point is hilarious, those hands are scary as hell.
There’s nothing wrong with her hands; those are just regular, middle-aged hands.
The extreme fingernails and bad photoshop stretching are what’s making it all look freaky, and those were a choice.