Kristen Stewart is the cover girl for the November issue of Allure Magazine. She’s been in quite a few magazine lately, all to promote New Moon. Honestly, though, she says a lot of the same things in her interviews – I thought I had already done this story because she’s saying a lot of the same stuff that was in her recent Interview cover profile, except maybe less about “dominance and masochism”.

There were a couple of notable exceptions, though. Kristen talks a lot about body image and whether she works out to maintain her slim build. The answer is a resounding “hell no”. Kristen says: “I don’t exercise. I’m skinny fat. I worry about being too skinny. You should see my brother, he’s, like, emaciated. We both just happen to be really skinny.” She also has funny things to those infamous shots of her running into the arms of shirtless Robert “Sparkles” Pattinson on the set of New Moon in May. After those photos came out, many noted that K-Stew has quite a cute little ass. Of course, Kristen not having it: “This shot got everyone talking like I have some sort of great ass. But come on, I have a flat ass. I don’t know what people are talking about.” Sigh. She’s no fun. Here’s more of the interview, via Us Weekly:

Kristen Stewart says she doesn’t exercise or watch her diet.

“You should see my brother; he’s, like, emaciated,” the Twilight star, 19, tells the November issue of Allure. “We both just happen to be really skinny.”

But the actress doesn’t think she looks good. She laments the way she appears on talk shows while promoting her vampire flicks. (New Moon hits theaters Nov. 20.)

“It’s all about those 10 minutes. You have to be funny and cute, and you have to promote the movie, and I don’t know what else,” she says. “You have to look hot or something. I don’t know; I don’t know.”

Still, she’s not doing much to improve her style.

“I go outside, and I’m wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, ‘What’s wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush,'” she says. “I’m like, don’t you get it? I’m not that girl! Like, I never was that girl. It’s not like I was really clean-cut last year.”

But that doesn’t stop her from Googling herself to see what people think.

“The commenters are usually worse than the bloggers,” she says. “I know what people say about me.”

Stewart — who got lost en route to her Allure interview at a Beverly Hills hotel — says she’ll check the internet later to “see what an idiot I looked like getting lost … you just Google, ‘Kristen Stewart, lost, directions.’ Or put the date in. I can’t believe I’m giving away how to Google me!”

In the same interview, Stewart refuses to discuss her relationships with Michael Angarano or costar Robert Pattinson, but touches on the “sexual dynamics” between her character, Bella, and Pattinson’s Edward.

The two can’t have sex on screen because it would turn Bella into a vampire.

“It’s [more than] foreplay. Even though it does that so well — it does a f—ing good job — the buildup, is like, ridiculous. But it’s all for the right reasons. You’re so in her shoes that it’s a vicarious experience. It’s addictive,” she says.

[From Us Weekly]

I tend to believe her about the naturally skinny thing. She doesn’t seem like the kind of girl who is all about dieting. She has the arrogance of a naturally slender girl with a cute ass. Bitch! No, I do think she’s a cutie, but I wish she would occasionally be a bit more gracious. In any case, once she gets a bit older, I’m sure her metabolism will go to hell and she’ll have to work out to keep that ass. Oh, and she also needs to learn that bathing isn’t optional. And that being “clean” isn’t such a bad thing. What does Sparkles see in her anyway? She’s naturally skinny and she doesn’t like being clean. She’s like a dude. Ruh-roh. Is that what Sparkles sees in her?

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