It’s still pretty ridiculous to me that Jake Gyllenhaal has done a Michael Bay movie. Two people I never would have put together, and yet here they are. Their film is called Ambulance, and from the trailer, I gather that there are bank robbers, an ambulance used as a getaway car, explosions, squealing tires and some hot women. The film also stars Eiza Gonzalez and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II. The three actors plus Michael Bay all attended the Paris premiere on Sunday night, and here are the photos. Eiza’s dress is Stella McCartney. Jake looks like he shops at thrift stores. While there’s absolutely nothing wrong with thrift stores, Jake is probably wearing thousands of dollars worth of designer gear. He just makes it look so cheap.
Also in attendance at the premiere: Jake’s girlfriend Jeanne Cadieu. She’s 26 years old and they’ve been dating since the summer of 2018 (at least), which means they’ve been together about four years. Jake is 41 years old right now. Anyway, Jeanne has been coming out to his events with some frequency lately – he even brought her to some of Maggie’s stuff for The Lost Daughter. What’s unusual though is that Jake and Jeanne are posing together on red carpets. I imagine he’s doing that on purpose, what with Taylor Swift’s snake army on his ass constantly, plus Domenica Feraud’s Medium essay. He doesn’t want to look like he’s constantly dating an endless array of 21-year-olds. He wants to make it clear that he’s in a somewhat serious relationship right now.
Photos courtesy of Backgrid, Getty.
I think he’s lucky in that, she looks a lot older even when the first started dating she was only 21 but looked a lot older so there’s not as much as a skeeze factor. Looking at the pictures of them I’d think they were in the same age bracket.
His career was going really well, he was making good choices and some great performances (Nightcrawler being up there) so I don’t understand why he signed up to do a Michael Bay movie? Surely he was well payed for his MCU movie he did
Agree, she looks well into her thirties.
they look like they suit each other well. She doesn’t look to be in her 20s.Maybe she has an old soul? I wish them well!!
There’s no such thing as an “old soul”. Men use that phrase to excuse their dating choices. There are no twenty-something men with “old souls”
Exactly! Louder for the people in the back
Low-key DBag is how I’ll always think of him now. Not a fan of MG either after that Medium piece.
Yep, I get such creepy vibes every time I see a picture of him now.
He is a dbag. Nothing is going to change my mind.
Agreed. Domenica Feraud’s piece was so impactful. I cannot look at him the same way. Hopefully he’s changed, but I won’t hold my breath.
Agreed. And I can’t elucidate it, but that Medium essay left me with the impression he is… like in arrested development? As if his elevator doesn’t go to the top? And how the people (sycophants, really) around him indulged him and humored him and ew, I just can’t look at him in the same way anymore. I used to love him, and while I thought he was a douche to Taylor, I have experienced that kind of relationship/love bombing before and while it wasn’t okay, it wasn’t…creepy like Dominica’s story. Sorry, I am rambling incoherently.
He’s going full Droopy Dog.
the trailer for this movie annoys me–just give your brother some money and don’t drag him into a bank robbery!!
Who is he fooling?
He always gave me big gay vibes. Like he maybe dates women for the power dynamic but is attracted to guys
But what’s happening to Eiza’s right boob!?! 😱
JG IS that guy from Jaime Foxx’s music video for Blame It, huh?
Glorified version of Leo DiCaprio
Brunette version. Blechh.
Jakey looks like he’s going through an ‘awkward phase’.
Looks like he’s going through a Leo DiCaprio dating style phase.
I’ll get older but your lovers stay my age
Pretty lady but she actually looks older than her 26 years. Jake’s new styling is no go for me too. It looks over sized and he looks like he’s trying hard to BE stylish. I don’t like or him.
Maybe he needs money for soap.
hahahahaha great comment!
I figure he waited to go full public with her once she reached a more appropriate age. There’s a big difference being with a 22 year old which she was when they first started dating and now. Interesting that he’s lasted this long with anyone though. He seems like one of those tortured artist types who is a legend in his own mind. And that was my opinion before that article exposing him.
I see people here think Jake’s girlfriend looks older, and I don’t see it.
It looks like she’s his daughter. Ew
Agreed, she still looks incredibly young to me, around 19 or 20 (I’m 50 so 20somethings look like teenagers to me now). The May-December age gaps will always be off-putting for me.
As usual women bend over backwards to make excuses for decent looking white men. Even after that medium piece! Talking about how she looks older as if that somehow makes it less problematic or that she might be an old soul. 🤦♀️
How about it’s him that’s not acting his age by being a manipulative manchild.
Also he never gets called out for being a product of nepotism. Him and Maggie were literally raised by Hollywood power players.
The Medium piece, coupled with his mistreatment of Taylor, have cemented him as a nope, no NEVER in my book. Gross.
He is not attractive, the clothes look bad, and the movie looks like a mess from the few times I’ve seen the trailer on TV. Something nice, the green trench might be interesting on a man that showered if it was the right size.
What do people 15 years apart TALK about in a romantic relationship? My husband is 5 years older than me and he remembers things that I don’t, or isn’t familiar with things from my childhood because he was already an adolescent/teen, or we look at various cultural moments through different lenses due to the age we were when those things happened. It happens less as we have built nearly 20 years together, but it still happens. Now multiply the age gap by 3, and I just don’t get it. Half your age plus 7 at a minimum, guys.
This is clearly a Public Relations Agency’s reaction to the Domenica Feraud piece. And I am not buying what they’re selling. He’s a creepy douche.
He’s…..not great. Aging myself here, but I was a big fan of him and Kirsten Dunst together (20 years ago yikes). Seems to be the last time he was publicly with someone similar in age.
That dark green coat though, that is gorgeous. He should have kept it on for all the photos.
That coat IS gorgeous. And makes the green jacket and shirt look great. But without the green coat…not so much. Definitely should have kept the coat on for all of the photos.
He looks pretty ragged for 41. Must be all those years of being a dbag to women, finally catching up with him. Karma.