I know we have a three-times-a-week limit on the Britney stories, but rules don’t apply on Saturdays. That also goes for dieting, exercising, and pretty much all the other rules out there, aside from the legal ones. Speaking of breaking legal rules, Britney Spears has had quite a week. I’ll save you the complete recap, but suffice it to say that Brit has managed to run over two people’s feet in only two weeks. That’s got to be some kind of record, right? Especially for a theoretically sober person. Along with running over feet, Brit’s also been busy running through red lights. And getting taped while doing it. The woman is such a moron, she was surrounded by paparazzi. Did she think they wouldn’t eagerly publish the footage? Or that Kevin Federline wouldn’t eagerly run to his lawyer to tattle? Well he did, and the 1,834,283 emergency hearing was requested by Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan.

An official has barred Britney Spears from driving with her sons out of fear for their safety. The trouble-plagued pop tart was reportedly slapped with the order after she was spotted by paparazzi running a red light with the children Thursday. Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon called a hearing on the matter today at the request of lawyers for Spears’ ex-hubby, Kevin Federline, who lodged a complaint about her wild ride with sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. A shutterbug working for the X17 photo agency who snapped Spears running the light reportedly testified about what he saw. The tape of Britney running the red light was not viewed today, but it was a major point of the hearing, a source told People magazine.

Britney’s lawyer’s brought in an expert who argued that, for whatever reason, Britney could have made the turn through the red light. The court sealed the order and the parties would not discuss what happened at the 90-minute court hearing. Spears lawyer afterward said the hearing went great, according to People. “I can’t tell you what was discussed, I can’t tell you what was in the papers, I can’t even tell you what was in the order,” Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan said. However, TMZ.com reported that Gordon barred the singer from getting behind the wheel with the two children indefinitely.

[From the New York Post]

From watching the video, I can understand how it’d be hard to drive through that. And I understand that you could get easily distracted. Nonetheless, Brit’s got two kids with her. She should have learned how to drive safely with them by now. If she can’t, she can certainly afford to hire a professional driver.

In terms of running over feet, I gotta say that if there are 50 people within inches of your car at all times, you’re bound to run over a foot or two. I feel sorry for the cop who’s foot was run over when he was trying to help Britney navigate her way out of the paparazzi mess. But the other pap who got his foot run over… I think that’s just an occupational hazard anytime you’re within inches of a moving vehicle and flashing bright lights into it. Truly, I give Britney Spears credit for nothing, but how the hell anyone could drive through that is beyond me. I was going to say that if the woman has any sense, she’ll hire a driver. But she doesn’t have any sense, which means a judge had to come in and have some for her. While a teeny, tiny part of me feels badly for her, most of me just wants to see her kids get taken away forever. There is no way in hell that she won’t accidentally leave them in the bathtub or something. She’s way too irresponsible and illogical.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s the red light video. Header image of Britney Spears yesterday at a local gas station in her white Mercedes with her boyfriend Sam. She then tries to hide underneath a sweatshirt exposing her sweaty armpits and also lack of bra. Images thanks to Splash Photos.