Last week’s OK! featured a deceptive cover that made it seem like it had an interview with Twilight’s golden couple, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Titled “Inside Our Home,” with the fake quote “We’re already like a married couple,” the article inside just had photos of the hotel suites that that stars were staying in while filming in Vancouver along with some thoughts from locals and merchants they’d run into.

This week OK! is a little more straightforward but still seems to promote an interview that won’t be inside. Featuring a photo taken of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston in December, 2008, OK! promises “all the exclusive details on how Jen got her guitar-slinging loverboy back.” John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston’s on-again relationship, their third try on the reconciliation tilt a whirl, was confirmed by People Magazine on Thursday of last week, which was just too late to hit the tabloid print cycle.

On John Mayer’s new album Battle Studies , the singer croons, “Friends, lovers or nothing — we can only ever be one.”

And after months of steamy, no-strings-attached hookups with gal pal Jennifer Aniston, the on-off pair have decided what they want to be to each other: full-time lovers!

In the new issue of OK! — on sale everywhere Thursday — you’ll get all the exclusive details on how Jen got her guitar-slinging loverboy back… by playing hard-to-get!

Also, details of the reunited couple’s secret, steamy nights behind closed doors at Manhattan’s ultra-luxe Four Seasons Hotel. Plus, OK! reveals the Friends star’s plan to finally have the baby she’s been wanting for so long.

[From OK!]

Oh give me a break with the “Jennifer Aniston baby plan” story. We’ve heard that for years. If she’s still with Mayer and he hasn’t bailed yet with some lame complicated excuse then I hope she’s just in it for the sex. She knows better than to get too involved with that cad, but clearly she’s not thinking this through or she never would have gone there again.

I remember seeing an interview with Aniston on The Late Show in which she was promoting He’s Just Not That Into You and admitted that she hadn’t read the book. She disagreed with parts of it that were read out by Jay Leno. She said that she didn’t agree with the statements “He’s just not that into you if he’s not asking you out” because “aren’t men shy sometimes?” and “He’s just not that into you if he’s not calling you” asking “for how long?” She needs to read that book, and many more relationship self help books, and take the advice seriously.

I don’t think she’s as stuck on Mayer as OK! seems to be suggesting to move copies, but she is definitely wasting time if she’s looking for something long term. We won’t be hearing about this much longer, though. I doubt this will be a big seller for OK! and I doubt these two will stay together for more than a couple weeks in this third go-around.