Yesterday, CB told us about the Miss California pageant’s cross-complaint suit against whackadoodle Carrie Prejean. (For those who think “whackadoodle” is too harsh, just look at our Carrie Prejean archives for a refresher on this woman’s insanity.) The war of words, lawsuits, cross-complaints, et cetera has been going on for months, and this latest was nothing new. But it was hilarious, because little Miss Prejean is now being sued for the $5200 boob job tab that the pageant initially picked up. They want that money back, and they basically called her a fraud. Of course Carrie was going to respond… but I really expected her to do a round of morning shows where she could throw around her smug victimhood. This time, though, her lawyer sent a statement to Radar. It’s still pretty delusional, so there’s still humor to be found. My favorite part is when the lawyer claims the pageant’s “friends in Hollywood” are trying to “destroy” Carrie’s reputation:
The beauty pageant world never has a dull moment. Carrie Prejean has responded to the countersuit the Miss CA USA pageant filed against her on Monday. Carrie’s lawyer released a statement to RadarOnline.com where he accused the pageant officials of trying to besmirch Carrie.
“This is just the latest installment in K2 Production’s ongoing smear campaign against Carrie Prejean. They have proven, once again, that they will use whatever scurrilous accusations they can dredge up – or invent – to try and tarnish Carrie’s reputation and her good name. It is both appalling and pathetic to see K2 and their friends in Hollywood try to destroy this young woman simply for standing up for her beliefs.”
Keith Lewis, the executive director of the Miss CA USA pageant, told RadarOnline.com on Monday: “Carrie Prejean asked us for the breast augmentation because she felt it would make her more competitive in the Miss USA pageant. She asked for the money and never paid it back. The surgery cost $5,200.”
Prejean has written a book about being de-crowned as Miss California. Still Standing: The Untold Story Against Hate, Gossip and Political Attacks will hit bookstores on November 9. Carrie’s publisher tells RadarOnline.com that she wrote the book herself, and did not use a ghostwriter.
[From Radar]
In this statement, I think “friends in Hollywood” is code for “gays”. And I think “her beliefs” is code for “All-American, Jesus-lovin’, heterosexual D-cups”. Also, I think the lawyer seems to be saying that pageant officials have been making up the breast implant stories. He seems to forget that the officials might have actually kept the damn receipts. At some point, Carrie Prejean is less a delusional, sad girl, and more of a grifter. I really think of her that way now – she’s in it for the money, the fame, and to get as much as possible while people are still paying attention to her.
Carrie Prejean is shown on 9/18/09. Credit: WENN.com
Since when do pageants pay for contestants boob jobs? That doesn’t make any sense to me at all.
This woman has a good name that can be tarnished? Who knew! I hope she has to pay those boobies back with interest!
Ditto Crash2GO2, what’s up with that? I mean I know these things are kind of ridiculous, but actually paying for boob jobs, how is this even a competition anymore? So California has more money for elective surgery than Iowa, how is that even interesting?
With that “tunnel” between her grapefruit halves, consider it $5200 in hazard pay.
Do they pay for all contestants to get boob jobs or just the ones they have already planned to win? I have huge (natural) boobs and would like a reduction. Do you think if I could get into the pageant they would pay for a reduction and maybe even a slight lift…that would be great 🙂
I want to know where you can get a boob job in California for $5200.
That last photo is cracking me up-she looks totally insane.
Maybe I should be in one of these, I could use some work.
this one and palin need to be sent to live in the spacestation or something asap. remove them from the planet, please, thank you.
Yes Lantana, my thoughts exactly!! The pageants must have some type of corporate discount.
Wackadoodle!
Wow, the crazy in her eyes in that last shot is just scary. She’ll be running for political office along with Palin at some point. You can really tell by the glint in her eyes that she loves the attention.
Bumperstickers reading “Palin/Prejean 2012; Racks Against Iraq!” will be printed in 5….4…3….
let’s all get a fund together so they can be removed! maybe she’ll shut her mouth then……
“whackadoodle”…. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her speech at the values voter confrence when she complained about the intolerance of people who are against her belief that gays dont deserve civil rights was mind blowing. Didn’t miss teen south carolina show us that pagent contestants should stay out of politics
Soooo are they gonna repo her boobs for non-payment?
“Whackadoodle”
HAHA! Looks like someone watches the Big Bang Theory! 🙂
Love it.
And yea, that picture of her is CLASSIC.
Big surprise that she’s turning this whole thing into a money making scheme. I better see her donating that shit to church, since she’s SOOOO Christian.
If she didn’t sign any type of repayment agreement, it looks like she’ll have a free set of boobs.
@ Alarmjaguar – I see where you were going with this… kind of like the Olympics and how there’s no competition for some wealthy nations (cof coff USA) and many others who don’t have hundreds of thousands of dollars going into athletics. I wonder what you’re saying about North Carolina, though. (Since Miss NC actually won, and Miss CA just got attention for being stupid and then whining about it. The boobs apparently didn’t ensure the win)
is it just me, or does every photo of her have crazy eyes?
She’s got Michelle Bachman eyes. The eyes that say, to us sane people, “Back. Away. Slowly.”
I think we should just get it over with and put a bullet in her head.
After all, she was foolish enough to express her own personal beliefs in a country that obviously no longer has free speech and evidently just getting ridiculed, fired and sued for it isn’t enough of a punishment.
I’m sure everyone here would agree. So lets just finish her off as a warning to everyone not to step out of line.
On the other hand, maybe we’re all overreacting with all the hatred? Hmm?
Good for you Bob! I happen to believe that civil unions and marriage for Gays and Lesbians is a good thing and as a matter of fact can hold my own in an argument on the issue without having the path cleared for me by trashing the opposition in a personal and vicious way. Additionally anyone who dislikes Perez Hilton has my vote! Me and my fellow gay people have voted and we don’t want him, the straight people can have him back, ugh! For those of you who are shocked! shocked! that pageants are fixed and pay for “enhancements” for their contestants I have some property on Mars in which you may wish to invest.
Exactly who is the hater here, Bob? Are we not allowed to express our opinions and beliefs about this hypocritical phony bimbo, who claims to have such high moral standards then goes out and gets a boob job so she can win a beauty pageant? Give me a break! Yes she is expressing her opinion in a country that has freedom of speech and our country is also supposed to have equal rights for every man and women, black, white, asian, hispanic, gay, straight and everything in between.
“scurrilous”…ha!
Uh Bob, we still have free speech in this country, but if you use it to express beliefs that offend a large proportion of the population then expect to get roasted for those beliefs.
The laws haven’t changed yet so try to grab a clue Bob
Looks like you picked the wrong crowd to try to hand your bullshit to, Bob. I’m loving it.
I don’t really know how having a personal opinion, which she was asked to give, is trashing a group of people. I don’t agree with what she believes in, but she has a right to her beliefs.
I do think that this whole Prejean thing is getting old.
this women is entitled to her opinion and she is not alone in her feelings.
Bob: people here seem to think that they are the only ones who are entitled to civil rights. The whole point of a democracy is to let *everybody* speak, NOT to freely trash whoever you disagree with. What they don’t understand is, they will only get more hatred, because they look nasty and hateful — whereas CP merely looks (and sounds) dumb.
All I can think about when reading these recent stories is a Repo person trying to take her boobs back.
i love it when people talk about the right to free speech in the context of bigotry. “free speech” should not be used to create a safe harbor for ignorance.
p.s., bob, in yammering on about her precious “personal beliefs” (if they’re so goddam personal, then can she keep them to herself already?), this trick is advocating the denial of basic rights to an enormous group of good people – so, no, getting ridiculed, fired and sued is not sufficient. going the hell away? now that would do it.
Making fun of Carrie Prejean IS free speech. We sure are being good Americans exercising it! 😉
Still Standing: The Untold Story Against Hate, Gossip and Political Attacks… seriously, is that the name of her book? The irony is both staggeringly amazing and pathetic at the same time.
Wait! She can run for the republican’s vice president slot in a couple of years! YES! Her and what’s-her-name (moose-zilla?). What a ticket that will be! Gay haters AND gun advocates – it’ll be like a republican dream come true! A fairytail, so to speak!
“The whole point of a democracy is to let *everybody* speak”
and people DID let her speak. NO ONE is trying silence her, we are just reacting to what she said.
“NOT to freely trash whoever you disagree with.”
excuse me, but isn’t freely trashing someone you disagree with ALSO free speech?
or are her dissenters not allowed to disagree and respond? so, uh, free speech is just for SOME of us?
that being said, this issue is NOT about free speech. it’s about her reneging on her responsibilities of her role/job as Miss CA, and her desire to squeeze a few more minutes of fame out of her run as a beauty queen.
they’re not suing her for what she said.
@ Praise – yes, exactly! I don’t care that Ms Prejean hates gays. Well, I think it sucks, but she can feel what she feels and I’m okay with that. She can even spout nonsensical blurbs about gays and tolerance, and politics too. However, she doesn’t get away with lying, walking out on a contract, and trying to shame or shout down anyone who disagrees. Especially the lying. And the pity party – she didn’t lose the competition because of one answer. Perez wasn’t the ONLY judge and even if he had been – if she was stupid enough to give that answer to a gay man she did deserve a win. Losing a competition sucks, but you don’t get to go on a crazy slander campaign just because you didn’t win.
LOL @ Vibius
Using these images, imagine her as Sarah Palin’s running-mate…what a scary thought..! Please, just stay home Prejean, enough already.
She’s just another pharisee who cries persecution because she cannot force others to adhere to her beliefs. Jesus was not impressed with people like this, and neither am I.
Cough up the dough Prejean (if that’s your real name) K2 Productions are liable to repo those titties. Without the blonde hair and bubbies she’d be just another horse-faced brunette with little boobs. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Repooooo man~!
Freaking hilarious! “I want to preach to you about your terrible sexual morals, but first let me get all these sex toys out of my mouth so I can speak more clearly. You don’t want to miss a word I say!”