In case anyone noticed, Life & Style’s cover story this week is deliberately misleading. You see the words “Kim Kardashian” and “I’m Having a Baby” and you might think to yourself “Dear God, two of these monsters are pregnant?!?” Not so much. If you read the smaller print, there’s a clue: “It’s On! Kim tells Life & Style hot she’s preparing for her exciting new life”. My guess? It’s an interview about Kim wanting a baby. And she probably has the same reasons as we’ve already listed: because she wants attention and because she wants to go shopping.

Life & Style hasn’t put up their cover interview yet, but Popeater has some quotes. Apparently, 29-year-old Kim says: “I always had a vision I’d be married with one kid by the time I’m 30.” Gasp. About doing the whole baby-before-marriage thing, like her sister Kourtney: “I don’t think that’s for me, but you never know.” About her on-again relationship with Reggie Bush, Kim says: “Before, I was strictly all about my work. Now I make it a priority to go see him instead. It’s all about the commitment you choose to make. I want a lot of kids. Maybe five or six. A mix of both boys and girls.” Meanwhile, Fox 411 has a story about how Kim feels like “the odd sister out”:

Kim Kardashian has a lot of expectations for her career, but one thing the reality star never saw coming was her potential role as the odd sister out.

A friend of the Kardashians tells Fox411 that with Khloe’s recent wedding to L.A. Laker Lamar Odom and Kourtney’s surprise pregnancy, Kim quickly found herself feeling down about her single status. Friends said she couldn’t help but feel a little envious of the new and exciting lives her sisters have and was surprised that she was left as the career woman.

Her fears seemed to be a major catalyst for her reunion with ex-boyfriend and NFL star Reggie Bush.

“Kim didn’t expect to be the last of the three Kardashian sisters married and having kids,” the source told Fox. “Khloe will be traveling with Lamar and eventually wants to have babies with him while Kourtney and Scott are talking about a wedding next year after the baby … there’s actually a lot of competition between the sisters and Kim had a moment where she felt like the lame single one who was too focused on her work.”

But while Kim did not expect Khloe’s wedding and wasn’t exactly over the moon about the rush, she was there for her sister and is now looking forward to aunt duty. At the launch of FusionBeauty’s new lip gloss, inFATuation in Hollywood last week, Kim “snuggled with a little boy” while thousands of fans lined up to meet her.

“Kim is nothing but excited for Kourtney’s new baby and is turning into a little mother already. She is practicing with every child that comes her way and gets down in public and picks up and plays with stranger’s children. Kim is excited about the birth and plans on being in the delivery room with Kourtney.”

“Kim, Kourtney and Khloe were always competitive as children and now Kourtney and Khloe can finally compete evenly with Kim in adulthood. In years past, Kourtney and Khloe felt like second string sometimes but they are rising to the top on their own power now. The three of them will always fight and yell and then make up.”

[From Fox 411]

It always cracks me up when any of the Kardashian girls talk about their “work” and how “hard” they’re working. Totally f-cking ridiculous. Anyway, on a happier note, Life & Style was declared a Gosselin-free zone this week, and the decision was made because of reader feedback. According to MSNBC, “Of 1,000 readers polled, 94 percent said they were fed up with the couple. The magazine’s editor-in-chief, Dan Wakeford, said, ‘We believe, for the sake of their children, they need some time to solve their problems behind closed doors.’ The ban isn’t necessarily a permanent one. Wakeford said that they’d continue to monitor feedback and make the decision about covering the family on a week-to-week basis.”

Here’s Kim out on 10/14/09 (gray stripe dress, credit: MOE/Fame Pictures) and 10/16/09 with her sister Kourtney and mom Kris (credit: Chris Connor/WENN.com). Header image via CoverAwards.