Hopefully, this will make you laugh and not gag. While walking the red carpet for Kitson last night, Lamar Odom answered a question about his “wife” Khloe Kardashian and their plans for babies. Lamar’s answer was epic. He started out by saying that “maybe one day” they would have kids, but then he went off the rails: “That’s what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring.” Oh. My. God. Kings and queens? Seriously? My easy joke is “Who is the king and who is the queen in this relationship?” My second joke is “Are they king and queen of Fugville?” But those are much, much too harsh, and I’m even a little ashamed of those jokes. In the end, all I can really say is “bless his heart.”
Khloe Kardashian and husband Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom don’t have babies on the brain just yet.
“Maybe one day, hopefully,” he told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the Rich Soil Launch at Kitson in Beverly Hills. “That’s what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring.”
He said he feels “blessed” that they tied the knot about a month ago. As for wedding after about a month of dating, he told Us, “When you know, you know!
Odom, 29, said. “My wife is a beautiful person and she looks alright, too! She looks beautiful. I’m lucky!”
He said they even give each other style tips.“I guess we push each other,” he said. “But she does her thing. She understands, and she looks good.”
[From Us Weekly]
When Lamar spoke to Radar (at the same event, he and Khloe were doing the rounds), Lamar said that Khloe is “damn near perfect.” Seriously, even though their wedding was a sham and I think they’re both famewhores, Lamar might actually love Khloe, and I find that a little sweet. Khloe told Radar: “He snores, but I think that’s cute at the moment.” Yeah, she won’t find it cute two months from now. If they’re still together. Meanwhile, Mama Kardashian decided to out-gross everyone with her opinion of Lamar: “He’s the best, he’s amazing, he’s delicious and we’re really excited that he’s a part of our family.” Oh, for the love of God. “Delicious”? Kris, just shut up.
In one more piece of sham marriage news, earlier this week Radar (and other sources) reported that lawyers for Lamar and Khloe had finally come to an agreement on the prenup. Radar claimed that Khloe wanted the following in case of divorce: “a flat sum of about $500,000 for every year they were married, $25,000 a month in general support, their new house, a new luxury vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $5,000 a month for shopping, $1,000 for beauty care, AND courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family.” No mention if Khloe actually got that in the prenup, but I bet she got some of it, at least. Khloe and Lamar are allegedly going to get a marriage license (for real) this week and get married (for real) at some point, maybe.
Here’s Khloe and Lamar outside Philippe restaurant for Kim Kardashian’s birthday party last night in Los Angeles. Images thanks to WENN.com .
Dear Lord.
The end is near.
The King and Queen of Fugville. Kaiser, you’re on a roll. Get it? Kaiser Roll! (Snort, snort)
His tshirt! Nuff said!
“That’s what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring.”
Well, they sure think highly of themselves. I know that every celebrity has a delusional overrated image of themselves, especially the very ugly ones but still they should really take a look at themselves in the mirror and be reminded of what they really look like, that would be an unpleasant shock to them.
All I envision is Khole (typo stays) stomping around going ” ME WANT MONEY!”
ugh gross… kings and queens… well when she sees the amount of publicity her sister gets for popping a baby out I’m sure a little Odom will be comin down the mountain.
I just hope for their children’s sake they don’t have daughters. (Ick, Nast.)
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Kindest thing I could think of to say. lol She’s definitely getting the better end of the deal.
Whatever you think of their mom, you have to admit she’s pretty smart. Kim used to be Paris Hilton’s sidekick. Then she had her own sex tape, rose to fame, brought the other Kardashians with her unfortunately. They all have no discernible talent and the best thing Kim has is her face. Yet now when they pull these antics, they manage to get into cnn news whereas Paris is seen less and less.
Is it just me, or does every photo of them together make them look MISERABLE?
That almost sounds like Quiverfull talk. *shudder*
Did you hear how the entire Karfugian Klan and Bruce Jenner will be courtside when the Lakers (and Odom) get their championship rings? Man, they sure know how to ride coattails. WHAT LEECHES! Kings and Queens my foot.
yes, they give each other fashion advice: he helps her with her tuck game and she finds him shirts ugly enough to distract from his ‘sloth from the goonies’ face.
The mother of his other children must be a queen also.
How can you marry someone having never met their children? i find that conducive of shoddy behaviour on both their parts. But to each his/her own right?
yikes.
@Twinkletoes Nah, he probably demoted her to Dutchess. He’ll beome King Fame Ho really fast. Imagine the combinations he and Kween Klohole (let typos stay)could produce: giantor babies with KIMBUTT, tiny weasel face babies with huge hands, and worst of all, the WHINING! WHINING WHINING!
What about the queen who already gave him children, y’know, the one he never married? This man is insane, and any children he has with Khloe are going to be buttugly with personalities to match.
@ firestarter – LOL!!!!! “fee-fi-fo-fum!”
Of course she needed lakers tickets for her ENTIRE family, so they could film it for the show and make it look like everyone is important/rich enough to sit courtside next to Jack Nicholson. What a crock of shizola.
I get that Lamar Odom is one of the best players in the NBA right now, but what qualifies Khloe as royalty? Being the ugly sister of a girl who made a sex tape and was friends with another girl that made a sex tape (paris). That’s pretty much the only reason we know who these assholes are. Nobody cared that their dad was Robert K until *AFTER* Kim befriended Paris. And nobody *really* cared that paris was jumping on tables without panties until SHE made a sex tape.
And LASTLY, may I ask – what does Khloe do to deserve this money? I’m serious – really ask yourself, how is this not prostitution?
@lin234 – sorry, I didn’t see that you pointed out the same thing (the fact that no one cared about P until she made a sex tape, and then KK followed in her footsteps).
And Sumudo – If I told my boyfriend that these undeserving leeches were going to be courtside at the championship game (and thus be a part of history for one of his Favorite teams) when someone like him has to watch it from home, I think he might actually consider traveling to hollywood to commit homocide.
Mollination- EXACTLY!Hahaha!
@Mollination @Firestarter First, cute dog, Mollination. Second, King and Queen must mean Shrek and Fiona. As for Mollination’s bf, let us give a sigh together for his pain, yet remember Dyan Cannon’s cooties are still roaming those seats.
Sumodo- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! Yes! Shrek and Fiona for sure!
It’s official: Shrek and Fiona Odom-de-dum-dum-DUMMMMMM!
this thread made my day. lol at everyone (firestarter, sumodo). hahaha.
how could it be shrek and fiona….I only see shrek and shrek.
@Mollination I was just wondering if Baby-Lustin’ Kim’s ass will even FIT in that floor seat for the championship game. That seat BELONGS to Mollination’s boyfriend. I hope Kim CHOKES on that seat.
I predict there will be divorce papers file by end of the year
Khole (I like that Firestarter!) looks like she’s gaining weight again.
These two are sickening. I agree, NIKKI, how could she marry someone w/out meeting their children? It’s a shame he didn’t value his kids enough to think of allowing them to meet their step-mother before tying the knot. But since this is all FAKE I guess it really doesn’t matter, Huh?
I would think that with all the money the “queen and king” have they could at least afford to buy Khloe another dress and a hairstylist. Why bother taking new pictures of her when you can use the same one from the previous day, even from the previous week lol.
My only question is, what’s she going to use that $1,000 a month for “beauty care” for?
It has to take more than that to make her presentable.
oh please.
Aren’t we really doing a disservice to Shrek and Fiona with those comparisons? I mean, really, everybody LIKES them, as opposed to these two miserable excuses for human beings.
mamalama- your are right, we do owe Shrek and Fiona an apology. Khole and Lamar are far more strange looking and not even close to being as nice as Shrek and Fi.
LOL You guys are cracking me up! I’m on vacation and swore I wasn’t going to get on here and comment, but how can I not? I am addicted.
And what in the HELL is this guy wearing on his shirt? Caaareeeeeeeeepy. And I can’t stomach seeing another photo of these two. They are Thy Royal Hideousness.
Why is he wearing a Hamsa necklace? Is he Jewish?
I think he was indulging in a little hyperbole mixed with a drop of irony, not seriously placing them on that level. Certainly trying to flatter his new wife. I see nothing wrong in it.
They were put on this earth NOT to do that. BAD IDEA!
He mentioned how great she looked twice in two sentences. So apparently not only is she stomping around demanding money, Firestarter, but also tell the world I’m pretty!
Lin234 – She is relatively smart. She did a lot better on the Celebrity Apprentice and lasted a while, much longer than her sisters would have (not that that would be hard). Also, it is not prostitution because that’s what she gets when she is no longer sleeping with him. She doesn’t deserve the money but marry rich and get a nice pre-nup. Not all that unusual.
Lamar either needs a sweat towel or some more finishing powder on his head.
He’s probably still sweating from having to hoist Khole over the threshold.
Most of the time, from fugly parents come beautiful children.
He’s got three kids already. Has she even met them yet? I heard the mother of Omar’s kids would not let them be involved in the wedding (because of all the cameras and stuff). Can’t say that I blame her.
Who knows, these crazy kids might just make it! (I said might.)
How is it her face gets rounder and fuller, while her body stays the same? I’m genuinely perplexed by this…
OMG! Jack Nicholson is going to be PISSED! Could you imagine having to sit next to The Kard Clan during your fave pastime?! Dear God, the behemouths of children these two will make! I do not want King Odom the 8th to procreate with his Drag Queen! (It was Henry VIII who had all the wives, right?) I thought that analogy would be fitting given his track record 🙂 hee hee
What an unattractive couple…