I think David Hasselhoff’s career is in just the right place. I mean he’s David Hasselhoff; he’s a punch line to like 36 jokes, what more does he want? A lot, apparently. The Hoff is not pleased with the state of his career and the types of roles he’s been offered lately. And apparently he blames his agent. I don’t want to be a jerk, but I think David has a little bit to do with it. And maybe all those cheesy CDs he put out in Germany. No offense to Celebitchy, who, as a future German, I assume must love David Hasselhoff (that’s a prerequisite for a visa, housing, and health insurance in Germany).

David Hasselhoff has been spotted having a “huge tantrum” over the state of his career. The 55-year-old star – a judge on US TV show ‘America’s Got Talent’ – was seen berating his agent in a foul-mouthed rant over lunch in the Beverley Hills Hotel’s Polo Lounge restaurant on Friday afternoon, before stunning onlookers by storming out.

One fellow diner told the New York Post newspaper: “It was amazing. Everyone could hear that he was in a bad mood and complaining bitterly about the sort of jobs he has been offered lately. The fact that he was having a huge tantrum was bad enough, but when he just got up and stormed out everyone was sitting there open-mouthed.”

[From AZcentral]

Did it occur to him that maybe putting out “Don’t Hassel the Hoff: The Autobiography” wasn’t the greatest way to improve his serious acting career? Just a thought.

In other Hasselhoff news that seems to make David much less mad, his 15-year-old daughter Hayley just got a contract with the Ford Modeling Agency to be a plus-sized model. Hayley and David had an interview with “Access Hollywood’s” Nancy O’Dell the other day, in which they discussed Hayley’s modeling.

“Did you feel the pressures of Hollywood where everybody has got to be stick thin?” O’Dell asked.

“No I have always been up and down in my weight. It has always gone — I have been on diets. I have probably tried every diet since I was like 10,” Hayley replied. “So, I mean, I am not going to be a size 2 and I finally really looked at my body and I am comfortable with who I am. I think that’s what plus-size models should be — you know, that is what they represent. They represent girls who are voluptuous and have beautiful bodies and who actually are confident,” Hayley added.

“What was your first reaction when you saw (the) beautiful pictures of your daughter?” Nancy asked David.

“That she has got it. You know you either have it or you don’t have it,” he said.

[From MSNBC]

Something tells me Hayley may end up being a much bigger celebrity than either of her parents. Considering what loonies she comes from, she appears to be a normal, pretty smart kid. I’m guessing smart enough not to put out an album called “David Hasselhoff: Everybody Sunshine” and then blame her agent for everyone making fun of her. Especially since that’s not her name. You get the point.

Picture note by Jaybird: Header image of Taylor Ann, David and Hayley Hasselhoff at the Simpsons movie premiere on July 24th. Images thanks to PR Photos.