Madonna pisses off animal rights groups by dyeing her pet sheep different colors for photo shoot [I’m Not Obsessed]
Elton John’s husband, David Furnish, is supporting a new bill in the UK that wants to make homophobic jokes illegal [Dlisted]
Beyonce Does Hungarian Cosmo [Bossip]
I’m Not There review [Pajiba]
Heat magazine makes fun of Jordan’s disabled son [Celebslam]
Kim Kardashian reportedly had valuables stolen out of her luggage at JFK [Yeeeah!]
Is Eva Longoria Cheating on Tony Parker w/ Mario Lopez? [The Bastardly]
Writers’ Strike Talks Resume [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Have Lunch Together (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Lindsay Lohan Needs a Non-Partying Boyfriend [Hollywood Rag]
Chaka Khan is way too old for tea parties [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Who knew Pete Doherty enjoyed meditation? [Agent Bedhead]
When did Brendan Fraser suddenly grow all that hair? [The Blemish]
Some recent Dannielynn pictures [Cityrag]
Jessica Seinfeld Decides Jerry’s Career Is Over [Crazy Days and Nights]
Adrien Brody Gives Us a Peek Inside His Style [Popsugar]
Victoria’s Secret Pillow Fight Pictures [The Grumpiest]
Lindsay Lohan took Riley Giles home to Long Island for Thanksgiving [CelebNewsWire]
Chris Meloni in a hat. Probably not the best idea. [Evil Beet]
Twiggy leaves America’s Next Top Model [Gabsmash]
Britney gets her kids for Christmas… yay, it’ll be Cheeto-filled stocking for everyone! [CelebWarship]
Cindy Crawford Had a Hawaiian Thanksgiving [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Ellen DeGeneres Makes Real-Estate Killing [Glitterati Gossip]
Helena Bonham-Carter’s Pregnancy Style… I’m going to call it freaky, but I’m judgy that way [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Film Independent Spirit Awards Nominees Announced [A Socialite’s Life]
Melanie Griffith & Daugthers reLAX [Just Jared]
Marisa Miller Was Made for Lingerie [Egotastic!]
Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress can be yours for $19.99 [Lifeline Live]
Attention Eccentric Millionaires! Cat Retirement Might Be For You. Because news about cats is always relevant [Best Week Ever]