Cele|bitchy | What’s in Britney’s cart?

Britney and SP shopped with help from her personal assistant and bodyguard at Ralphs grocery store in Malibu yesterday. Seen in her cart were Cheerios (we would guess for SP), Splenda, Skittles, and cans of Coke and Tab. Britney was also spotted with a ready-made salad, so at least part of her diet isn’t processed food.

One of the most interesting stories to come out about Britney recently involves the little people exploited at her husband’s birthday party:

The pop babe asked two little people to carry a cake to hubby Kevin Federline during his 28th birthday party at exclusive Las Vegas nightspot, Tao.

The following night the pair visited the same club, and Britney arranged for a Cher look-a-like to perform a duet of ‘I Got You Babe’ with a midget Sonny Bono impersonator…

“Everyone found Britney’s surprise really hilarious. Kevin and Britney and their friends were in fits.”

That’s right, little people are just hysterical.

I saw an HBO America Undercover special called “Dwarfs: Not a fairy tale” a while ago that really opened my eyes:

Dwarfs: not a fairy tale reveals the realities of dwarfism through five personal stories and dispels many of the misconceptions about little people by exploring the effects of family, culture and medical advances in their lives. The film proves that being different does not affect the potential for happiness or success.

People who mock little people are ignorant and stupid, and Britney and Kevin reveal how low class they really are with this latest stunt.

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