Pamela Anderson is just a big tease. She’s performed seductively with the Pussycat Dolls dance troupe, she’s lured Borat across America, and now she’s teasing us again – threatening to retire.

She tells USA Today that she has maybe “five more years” of show business in her.

“I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy,” Ms. Anderson says. “But I’m lazy. I don’t want to work. I want to be with my kids.” Those children are Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, her sons with ex-husband Tommy Lee. She wed Rick Salomon in October.

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In 5 years your kids are probably going to be embarrassed when their friends try and check out their aging mother’s assets as she drops them off at school. Teenage boys don’t care if they’re fake or real. I also suspect that she’s not going to be a lot of help in the math department for much longer – like most people she probably hasn’t done algebra since high school. And she thinks everything adds up to DD.

She also says her marriage to Rick Solomon wasn’t undertaken in haste.

“Nah,” she said of her seemingly hasty stroll down the aisle. “I make all of my decisions in about five minutes.”

Plus, after nearly two months of wedded bliss, preceded by 15 years of being friends, Anderson says things have never been better or more solid.

“I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. We’re good for each other… He knows about all my stuff, and I know all his. We’ve always rooted for each other.”

As for how the duo spends their free time, the answer is hardly unexpected for celebs of their stature.

“We’re in every night,” she told the paper. “Having sex.”

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Well, the marriage might have been undertaken in haste, but Pammy knows how to keep her man happy. And given the couple’s history, I’m guessing a sex tape is heading our way pretty soon.

Picture note by Jaybird: Header image of Pam and Rick Salomon at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino Grand Opening on November 17th. Images thanks to PR Photos.