Whenever Kim Kardashian tries to “break the internet,” it’s always just something to do with her ass. When Kim actually breaks the internet, it’s because she’s said something elitist, haughty or delusional. So it is with Kim’s Interview Magazine cover. I’m not going to post the full cover because it’s just her ass looking like two undercooked hams. It’s a lot of surgically-enhanced cake. I will say this though: I think more headlines are being devoted to Kim’s bleached eyebrows more than her ass. It’s such a bad look, my God. Never bleach your eyebrows. Especially if you’re naturally a brunette. As for the interview…it’s a completely terrible read, but here are some highlights:
She’s not perfect: “Honestly, I really take care of myself. I work out, and I eat as plant-based as possible. I’m not perfect, but it’s a lifestyle. I feel really good in my own skin these days, so maybe that comes through.
She loves true crime: “Oh my god, yeah. I’m obsessed. I had to stop watching Dateline and all the shows when I was studying in law school.She still feels like she has something to prove: “I think I’ll always feel like I have something to prove. Even if it’s just to myself. My next big thing is just finishing law school because I’m halfway there. It’s really time consuming. I have to study two hours every day with my professor. I don’t have a day off from that.”
On the Dobbs decision: “I’m studying civil procedure and criminal procedure right now, so just understanding the process of how Roe v. Wade got overturned—it’s fascinating and scary. Just seeing how far our country has progressed, to then see it regress—it’s really scary to think that gay marriage is in jeopardy. If a court can decide what a woman does with her body, then it also puts having children through surrogacy, and things that I have been through, in jeopardy. I always believed people should live their lives exactly how they want to, so it’s really scary to see all of this happening.
On climate change: “I believe in climate change, and I believe that anything can help. But I also believe in being realistic and I think sometimes there’s so much to worry about on this planet, and it can be really scary to live your life with anxiety. I have super climate change–involved friends, and I love learning from them. I do what I can, but you have to pick and choose what really works for you in your life.
A girl with no talent: “I think it came from people saying, “What are you famous for?” And I’m like, “Well, we have a TV show.” But just because we’re not singing and dancing and acting on the show doesn’t mean that the fame didn’t come from that. But then, I would write that as a hashtag, not bad for a girl with no talent, because people used to be like, “Well, what do you do? What’s your talent?” And I’m like, “Didn’t know I needed one.” I mean, I can give you a million f–king talents. I can cook well, use my toes for anything. I could tell you the weirdest f–king sh-t on the planet. But I think my talent is marketing and the business behind selling products and knowing what the customer wants and making it feel attainable, but also a bit unattainable at the same time. I wouldn’t say that’s a talent. I think it’s a bit of magic and business savvy. Maybe it is talent, I don’t know.
At this point, I’m pretty much over the “Kim doesn’t have a talent/Kim is famous for no reason” conversation. She’s been famous for the better part of two decades, she’s a reality star and a businesswoman, etc. I get that she’s always been famous for being famous, a celebrity ouroboros, but can we please stop having this conversation? Enough. As for what she says about climate change… pretty rich from a family with individual private planes, all of whom use those planes to go on jaunts to Southern California for no reason. There’s “try not to let climate change consume you into feeling helpless” and then there’s “f–k it, the world is burning, I’m taking my private jet ten miles to the mall.”
Cover & IG courtesy of Interview.
Who is the person in the pictures? It doesn’t look anything like Kim K.
She looks like Bimini Bon Boulash. This is not intended to be an insult, Bimini is a very good looking person, but I genuinely thought it was them.
I came to say the very same, even reading that this is Kim I still don’t believe it. I do not see her at all, I can see is Bimini.
And they do it better!
Agreed. Who is the person on the cover because that is not Kim. At all.
I think that’s why they showed her ass straight away. Doesn’t look a thing like KK but here’s her ass. Oh, yeah, that’s her. Confirmed.
Lol.
Only after your comment did I actually opened the pictured and saw the whole photo… Really, really??? Distasteful,. but than again, it’s KK, a distasteful rich idiot whose sole purpose in life is to have a big ass..
Did she get more AESTHETIC SURGERY again? This person looks nothing like her. Soon she’ll become UNRECOGNIZABLE like many other celebs/famous people who received a number of plastic surgeries in the past (body dysmorphia issues, perhaps?). 🤨
The only way to confirm by now that she is KK is by DNA testing or by looking at her butt like Bettyrose stated above.
For real
if this isnt for a sequel to white chicks then I have no idea
Just say it Kim, you don’t give a flip about climate change and aren’t willing to let it interfere with your lifestyle. For someone with children and resources behind them to not be willing to make her best effort is sad. It wouldn’t even have to be her effort. She can certainly afford to pay someone to make her house and business ventures as sustainable as possible.
Also as CA is in HISTORIC drought, Kim and her many houses are guzzling hundreds of thousands of gallons a month.
It is not possible to make her level of consumption sustainable.
She does not look like herself at all. She looks like someone from an 80s hair metal band. I know her brand has always been to get publicity by making herself look terrible, but this is a new low. And I guess it’s working because I’m commenting, sigh.
I actually like the look? It looks nothing like Kim K.
Same. I think she looks interesting and that’s the point.
Same! Think she looks interesting and weird which is the point.
Her fake butt and face make me nauseous. Yuck!
Yes, I think she looks awful. Maybe that was the point but I doubt it considering how disgustingly vapid these women are.
I like the simple style in the 2nd photo, but I would not have realised that was Kimmy.
How many times can she say she’s in law school?
While not actually attending law school.
I know right? Has no one explained to her that she is NOT in Law School? She is NOT earning a Law Degree. My God.
Right? She’s not even attending a school, and poor her studying a whole two hours a day! ◔_◔ When I was in law school I was nearly always on campus for 10+ hours a day!
An awful lot considering she isn’t in, never has been & never will be in Law school. She is in a law program that has bent every rule. She is supposed to be working 18 hours a week under the sponsoring lawyer, NOT studying 2 hours a day w/a professor. She was allowed to take the baby bar 4 times & everyone else only gets one shot. I’m am sick of this law school crap & tired that those reporting on this don’t push back. She should be promoting the program she is in that allows non degrees individuals obtain a law license ¬ her BS law school story. I am guessing she doesn’t because then all the corners she has managed to cut will come up. Sorry for the rant but it just upsets me because I know how hard law school is
Came here to say the same thing. SHE IS NOT IN LAW SCHOOL and she needs to quit saying she is!
Does she even have a Bachelor’s degree?
@Dutch
THAT is a very good question – does she EVEN have a BA/BS???
I seem to remember that Kourtney graduated college, but I don’t know if any of the rest of them did. 🤣
Kylie and Kendall were home schooled for their high school diplomas lol. And it shows.
Edited: She did not graduate (of course). Says she went to Pierce College, but never graduated. So yes, spare me with this law school talk.
https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/2584058/kim-kardashian-pierce-college-lawyer-bar-exam/
@snappyfish – same. Also remember how hard law school was – hours and hours of sleepless nights, no money, studying constantly. Every time this idiot mentions how hard she’s got it in “law school” my eyes just about roll out of my head.
I’m a great admirer of Hillary Rodham Clinton and her daughter Chelsea, but I was beyond disappointed that they included this fraud in their Apple series, Gutsy, which is otherwise strong. IMHO, it was a huge mistake and I wonder if the show runner talked them into it or it was their idea. Unforced error in any case. And, yes, she is unrecognizable in these pix. Maybe she’s gone into the witness protection program.
In fairness you can take the baby bar three times to obtain credit for all your studies, and it’s not easy to pass (it has a much lower pass rate than the bar, probably due to the fact that the test takers are not studying in a traditional school setting environment). You can take it more than three times but I understand you only get credit for your first year of study at that point (so if you’ve studied for two years that second year is a wash). The legal system doesn’t mess around so I highly doubt she’s getting special privileges, at least privileges beyond the expensive tutors/materials that her money can buy.
You guys! She studies two whole hours a day! Every day! TWO HOURS!!! The WORK she’s doing, it consumes her! Of course she’s going to talk about it! (I do hope my sarcasm came through, I figured I used enough exclamation points!)
Just think how much out of the world she must be to think that saying TWO hours a day would sound like too much brain work! I laughed so hard.
All this! This woman is in an apprenticeship. Her talk about law school and professors is an affront to everyone who have actually attended and are in law school. Her participation in the program degrades all who are fulfilling its obligations and all who actually have fulfilled them and entered the profession through that route.
The two hours a day, said as if it were extreme and exhausting, killed me. I mean…has she truly ZERO self awareness? Does she think that’s all other law students do?
She also keeps claiming she’s “officially” in law school, but she’s not. She’s paying someone to teach her privately.
But remember, the rest of us lazy assholes just need to get off our asses and WORK, because none of us want to work anymore according to Kim!
The SEC concluded that she failed to disclose that she was paid $250,000 to publish a post on her Instagram account about tokens. She paid a hefty fine so she obviously agreed with that conclusion. How is she in any way eligible to be an atty still? Didn’t she basically acknowledge that she’s unethical and a cheater?
I think this is her worst look yet. She looks like some aging blonde bombshell who is desperately trying to hang on to her looks. Which I guess is not all that far from the truth.
And her looks consist of her fake ass.
Cosplay Cherrie Currie of The Runaways, and she’s failing at it.
Re: climate change “I do what I can”…. B**** you don’t do a single goddamn thing. All you’re doing is contributing to it.
Yes; her multiple gas-guzzling cars and palatial homes utilize ridiculous amounts fossil fuels, electricity and water. She’s trying to re-brand herself and it’s not working.
Really outrageous when she talks about climate change. She shills literal crap for a living, crap that no one needs, the exact kind of thing that ends up in a dumpster in a week. And her footprint and rampant consumerism makes her the poster child for destroying the planet.
Ok, she’s not wrong about her talent for marketing, but I literally had to scream at “I have to study two hours every day with my professor.” Omg, tell that to people who’ve actually been to law school.
And the bleach makes her look like she’s got cranky old man eyebrows.
Her kind of marketing makes the world a much worse place and is particularly an assault on women and girls, telling them time and time again that nothing about them is good enough. It might be a talent but the entire family is incredibly destructive.
Kim, there’s people that are dying.
LOL Kourtney
That woman is NOT in law school and she needs to stop saying she’s in law school. Studying 2 hours a day, focusing on 1 subject at a time, is NOT law school. TWO HOURS a day? I had individual classes that ran 2 hours a day plus 2 or 3 other classes the same night AND had to prepare for those classes AND, because I went at night, worked a full time job. THAT’s law school, Kim, and you insult everyone who has actually tried law school. Also, put your ass away.
Law school is six to eight hours of class per day, not including studying. She’s not even handling what a part time undergrad program requires.
My kids taking AP classes in high school studied way more than 2 hours a day. She’s ridiculous.
I bleached my eyebrows a honey color once. My natural hair is a mix of honey, brown, and red. It looked fine. She looks like an alien and she sounds as vapid as usual.
I honestly thought that too picture was Nick Kroll in drag at first
Not to mention Kim was just outed as a gigantic water-waster, in drout-ridden California no less. I don’t remember exactly how much water she wastes per day/week/month, but I remember that the article mentioned something about enough water to fill an Olympic swimming pool.
Also that shade of blonde looks absolutely vile on her, and the eyebrows are even worse. 🤮
She is not in law school.
Damn the Kardashians. I hate these shallow tools.
And yet I clicked, didn’t I?
Ugh!
Drought and she wastes water like that? STFU!
Hit her with huge fines, extra taxes, whatever it takes to wake her up.
Geez, people are letting her get away with crap.
The way the photo is cropped makes her look like a centaur. I clicked on the link to the article and the full picture is like an alien autumn – two full moons and her eyebrows looks like leaves that turned yellow and are about to fall off the tree.
🤣🤣
“look like a centaur” OMG, this is perfect!
Yes! A centaur doppelganger is perfect. Please, someone explain to me why anyone anywhere thinks those two giant globes of fat are considered attractive! How she is standing with those things staring out at you is just awful. Is the stylist trolling her?
Yes I agree, KK I is a successful business woman with considerable fame all over the world. She has had plenty of help though. She did not start from scratch; she was born in a high profile family with an incredibly savvy mother as a manager.
@LOLO86LF- I could not agree more. If anyone in that family has natural business and marketing savvy, it’s her mom, and the excellent business advisors the family no doubt has on speed dial.
Also, Id bet the whole “famous for being famous” thing was perpetuated by Kim herself, for the purpose of making people forget that she was ACTUALLY famous for a sex tape, as well as for being friends/sycophant to Paris Hilton, someone who Kim does NOT want to be associated with nowadays.
I think Kim has come a long way and I think the work that she is doing, using her profile to set free people unlawfully imprisoned, and call attention to these individuals, is amazing. IMO it makes up for all the fame-whoring and superficiality. That being said, she needs to quit bullshitting and claiming to be “in law school”. Does anyone know, do law schools generally require Bachelor’s degrees? Or do you just have to pass the LSATS? I would think a BS/BA is required…..
Law school, talent and climate change are three topics on which Kim Kardashian is so far from being an expert that such an interview is a pure waste of time. Interview her on marketing, entrepreneurship and social media. Those are her skills. But be honest about it.
Wow, my first thought at the top pic was “did Jessica Chastain go blonde?” Second thought: this looks like the version Playboy would have done of Bruce Springsteen’s “Born In The USA” album cover! She needs to stop with the “law school” crap, I can give her credit for whatever pathway she is working on but it is NOT law school. And whether somebody likes her or not, marketing is a talent. People get university degrees in it and she [perhaps infuriatingly] happens to be very, very good at it without one.
@Fancypants thank you! She said “I want to look like Jessica Chastain in X-Men – Dark Phoenix, but I want be styled like I’m getting off from doing a double shift at the truck stop in double denim circa 1976 with a Farrah Fawcett flip. You know like you caught me pulling up my Jordache jeans. No, no… Sergio Valente, it has a longhorn on the label.
Hypocrisy thy name is Kim Kardashian. This is an ugly woman inside and out. “Studying in law school” yet fined by the SEC to settle civil charges. So much for studying the law. Climate change – yeah, right. She’s a good businesswoman as Trump is a good businessman. They are both con artists. I won’t start on their commodification of Black women’s bodies . . . as when I do, my post never appears.
You better preach!
One more post…….she is not in law school…..
she is being tutored on the bar exam questions.
Even that “talent” she claims (ie marketing) isn’t her. It’s her mom and she and all her worthless sisters wouldn’t be in our faces in the first place if it wasn’t for Kris.
“I study two hours a day with my professor” – Tell me you’re not in law school without telling me you’re not in law school.
That cover is just trashy and the bleached eyebrows just make her look old.
I somehow like Kim but sometimes she really tests my bullsht meter.