Jon Gosselin’s girlfriend Hailey Glassman has posted a long rant against Perez Hilton on Twerbose, a service that lets you post longer entries to get cut up in the right length and posted a Twitter. In her rant, which starts out in mixed case and ends in all-caps Kanye-style, Glassman took the bait and responded to a nasty @tweet from Perez, in which he called her various names trying to get a response. She gave him plenty to go on in this long entry.

Hailey’s Twitter does seem to be her legitimate account as it’s often quoted by Radar and they seem to have a close relationship with the Gosselin clan. It’s hard to tell, but I would guess they’re right:

The media has constantly lied about me. I try to move on with my life and I’m tired of being hurt and bullied by the world/media.
A GREAT EXAMPLE is right now I hate to say his name but Perez just sent me a message/tweet at me (haileyglassman1) calling me a “SKANK” and constantly a “HOME WRECKER” and making up up-surd lies about me and spreading lies that “HOMEWRECKER HAILEY HAD FAKE TEARES THAT SLUT SKANK”, (he’s said worse) but this was all said of him today.
LOOK PEREZ YOU MAKE A LIVING OFF TELLING LIES AND TRYING TO ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE WHO IS IN THE MEDIA FOR PRESS. WE SHOULD ALL JUST CALL YOU MICHAEL LOHAN. YOU’RE THE GAY VERSION OF MICHAEL LOHAN. I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU AND WHEN YOU LOOK BACK ON YOUR LIFE WHEN YOUR OLD FAT WITH YOUR BLUE OR YELLOW GREEN WHATEVER HAIR COLOR U MAY HAVE THEN YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF, YOU HAVE MADE A LIVING OFF OF BLOOD MONEY. YOU ARE TRULY ONE OF THE WORSE PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND THE SAD THING IS EVERYONE KNOWS IT INCLUDING YOU BUT IT OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T PHASE YOU. WHICH I MEAN PROPS TO BEING STRONG, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU’RE A PIECE OF SH*T. AND ANOTHER THING PEREZ KARMA, NOT SURE IF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ABOUT IT BUT IT’S A B*TCH AND IT WILL COME AFTER YOU ONE DAY. I HAVE LOOKED INTO SUEING YOU AND DECIDED, “EH WHATEVER I’LL LET IT GO YOU’RE NOT WORTH IT BUT WHAT YOU ARE WORTH IS ME TELLING YOU HOW I FEEL. ANOTHER ONE OF MY BRUTALLY HONEST MOMMENTS.
Sincerely,
Hailey Glassman

[From Twerbose via Radar Online]

Oh Hailey, you gave Perez exactly what he was looking for and more. The guy lives to create drama. You’ve done countless stupider things, though, and maybe you’re the one laughing all the way to the bank. It can’t be that much fun to put up with pouting Jon, though.

In the latest Jon and Hailey news, the two fame-seekers (see, I used the nice version of that word) are set to appear on Entertainment Tonight this evening. US Weekly reports that they nearly break up during the show, and that Jon storms off in a huff. I could go on, but we’ve all reached Gosselin saturation at this point and you can read the details on US’s website.

Fox 411 has a very telling report that Jon and Hailey staged her whole “he emotionally abuses me” speech on The Insider last week to maximum effect. They quote an source who says “Jon actually made the decision to have Hailey go on air and bad mouth him… Jon and Hailey get paid for their appearances on these shows and they need the money.” Ten to one they set up all that break up crap on ET, too.