If only I had a lot of extra cash. I’d donate it to a good cause. And by “donate,” I mean bid it all away for a chance to beat the crap out of a Kardashian. For a good cause though. So it’s okay. The entire Kardashian clan offered up their services – well, their faces – to benefit the Dream Foundation, whose mission “is to enhance the quality of life for individuals and their families who are battling life-limiting illness.” The high bidders got to box the Kardashian (or close Kardashian step-relative or baby daddy) closest to their size, and of the same gender.

Unfortunately 22-year-old baby brother Rob got the crap beaten out of him, and landed in the hospital with a concussion. That put a serious damper on the whole event. The other Kardashians who were scheduled to fight backed out after that, with the exception of Kim and her stepfather Bruce Jenner (proud father of Brody). But Kim was still livid.

Kim Kardashian’s a knockout. Literally. The reality TV star put her good looks on the line on Tuesday in a charity boxing match – and one female fan laid a blow right on Kim Kardashian’s kisser, according to the U.K.’s Daily Mail. The buxom beauty stepped into the ring dressed in head-to-toe pink Everlast gear, but she was soon bested by her opponent, who was the highest bidder in an auction benefiting The Dream Foundation at the Commerce Casino in Commerce, California.

“The event itself was absolutely insane!!” Kardashian wrote on her blog. “We literally had three days of training to prepare for the event and thought it would be a little bit of fun to raise money for one of our favorite charities. We didn’t expect what happened.” Despite gamely facing her fears in the end, the 29-year-old socialite almost canceled her match after her younger brother, Rob, was KO’ed in an earlier fight.

“When Rob stepped in the ring to fight, his opponent was at least 25 lbs heavier than him, even though the organization had assured us that they were screening the people we were fighting against,” Kardashian wrote. “At one point Rob’s mask fell off and when he put his hands down he got hit in the face and ended up in hospital with a concussion. This guy just got really down and dirty!” When her 22-year-old bro was floored in a barrage of jabs in the first round, Kim reportedly jumped into his corner and demanded the bout be stopped, claiming the larger opponent was going too hard on him.

That left Kim as the only “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” member to rumble in the ring, although family members including stepfather Bruce Jenner, mother Kris, sisters Khloe and Kourtney, and Kourtney’s boyfriend Scott Disick, cheered her on in the audience.

“We were all really angry and upset about what had happened to Rob, but I hadn’t even fought yet and I didn’t want to let the charity down, so I decided to get in the ring,” Kardashian wrote. “My girl was a good sport, but she was tough!” She added, “At the end of the day, we did this for charity and that’s what counts. “You can try to bring the Kardashians down… but we’re a strong family. A concussion and a black eye can’t hold us down!”

[From the Daily News]

Kim jumped into the corner of the ring and made them stop the fight? Talk about drama. Something tells me that this wasn’t about charity, it was probably being filmed for “Keeping up with the Kardashians.” That’s just my hunch though. I seriously doubt any of the Kardashians – especially Kim, whose livelihood depends on her good looks – would put those good looks in jeopardy for a good cause. Some press though… yeah, probably.

What the Daily News didn’t mention were the chicken Kardashians who were scheduled to fight – and people had bid for – who backed out. Supposedly because of what happened to Rob, but you know they were just itching for a reason. Rob was just the sacrificial lamb. Newlywed Khloe called off her bout – and you know she’d be a fierce opponent. How’d they ever find another female of her height to fight her? So did Kourtney’s baby daddy Scott Disick. I bet anything it was all for their show, since the main star still pulled it together.

The Daily Mail has some awesome Kardiashians-getting-punched photos if you wanna check them out. I’m sorry but when you show up to your boxing match dressed in head-to-toe pink, you deserve whatever you get.

Update: Here’s a picture of the black eye Kim received. Maybe the lighting is poor, but it doesn’t look all that bad to me. Of course I’m not the one who got socked in the eyeball either.

Here’s Kim before her bout yesterday. Images thanks to WENN.com . Header photo thanks to Kim’s Twitter.