Ashley Tisdale is going for the classic “deviated septum” line. It’s weird how all the people with ugly noses in Hollywood have major septum issues that don’t seem to affect the general ugly nose population. [Dlisted]
Jay-Z is An Emotional Guy [Bossip]
“The Savages” review [Pajiba]
Amy Winehouse is f**king insane [Celebslam]
Paris Hilton Is Afflicted. That’s the gentlest way anyone’s ever put it [Yeeeah!]
Kate Moss On Vacation [I’m Not Obsessed]
Bai Ling @ The Peapod Foundation Presents The APL Benefit 2007 [The Bastardly]
Carrie Underwood looking gorgeous at the “Movies Rock: A Celebration of Music in Film” [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Tara Reid Drunk in Australia. Though it’s fair to assume that on any given day, Tara Reid is drunk somewhere (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Britney Spears Celebrates Her Birthday with Paris [Hollywood Rag]
Remember Joan Van Ark? She’s now the scariest celebrity you will ever see. Not suitable for kids or anyone prone to night terrors. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
The Sadistic Posh Spice [Agent Bedhead]
Former American Idol contestant Jessica Sierra isn’t very friendly [The Blemish]
Christina Ricci – Anna Wintour Mind Meld [CityRag]
Avril Gets A Pedicure–Tells Fans To Eat Cake [Crazy Days and Nights]
Brad Pitt Brings Pink to Make It Right in New Orleans. I’m not sure if that’s going to help or hurt [Popsugar]
Jordan is a skank, but she does have nice legs [The Grumpiest]
Brandon Davis Has a Plan [Evil Beet]
Beyonce: Dangerous curves ahead [Gabsmash]
Renee Zellweger needs to fix her hair [CelebWarship]
Best Britney pic I’ve seen all year [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Criss Angel Looks Pretty Rough. That’s what happens when you sleep with Cameron Diaz. [Glitterati Gossip]
Milla Jovovich Tells Why She Named Her Daughter Ever [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Mary J. Blige wants us to ‘work that’ [Popbytes]
The Kennedy Center Honors Diana Ross, Steve Martin and Others [A Socialite’s Life]
Diane Kruger @ Movies Rock 2007 [Just Jared]
More of Christina Aguilera Naked and Pregnant [Egotastic!]
Jimmy Kimmel takes care of his staff [Lifeline Live]
Whoopi Tears Oprah a New One [Best Week Ever]