Will Johnny Depp play Angelina Jolie’s lover in ‘The Tourist’?

Angelina Jolie
Several weeks ago, it was announced that Charlize Theron had dropped out of a film called The Tourist. Within days, Angelina Jolie was mentioned heavily as Charlize’s replacement. Not only that, the studio seemed to be wooing Angelina with promises of a script rewrite to make her character better, and her choice of directors. It’s now pretty certain that Angelina did sign on, with The Lives of Others’ director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck stepping in to helm the project.

Throughout all of the casting whispers, Angelina’s would-be costar seemed pretty certain. Sam Worthington had been attached to the project for months, and it was reported that Angelina was looking forward to working with him (despite the fact that he doesn’t seem that bright). Now it looks like Worthington is out… leaving a casting hole that needs to be filled. Who has the balls to take on Angelina? Reportedly, Johnny Depp is considering it:

The Tourist is quickly shaping up to be the best movie ever. Shortly after it was announced that Angelina Jolie was stepping in to a role vacated by Charlize Theron, talks have begun with Johnny Depp to play her fellow lead.

Depp would play an American tourist who gets wrapped in Jolie’s interpol agent’s web of intrigue and danger as she tries to locate a criminal who is also her former lover.

The actor was pulled in for the role by Graham King whose company GK Films is financing and distributing the film through a deal with Sony Pictures Entertainment. Depp and King have a close relationship and collaborated on The Rum Diary and the animated film Rango.

[From Radar]

I’ve always wanted Angelina and Johnny to work together, but I hoped they would go a more unconventional route and maybe play brother and sister (and yes, I do casting sessions for imaginary films in my mind). I think Johnny and Angelina would be naturals at playing members of the same family, honestly – they’re features are similar enough to make it work physically. But, in The Tourist, they would be playing former (and current?) lovers.

The Hollywood Reporter had a synopsis of The Tourist: “A remake of the French thriller Anthony Zimmer from 2005, Tourist centers on an American tourist who, on behalf of Interpol, goes undercover to entrap a former lover who’s a suspected global criminal. It follows in the long tradition of innocents caught up in shady activities abroad that dates back to Hitchcock (”The Man Who Knew Too Much”), Polanski (”Frantic”) and beyond, and a theme that also has contemporary echoes with “Taken” this past year.” I think Angelina would be playing the lover working with Interpol, while Johnny would be playing the global criminal. Or maybe reverse it. It would work either way, honestly.

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  1. Malorie says:

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  2. mollination says:

    ooo! Exciting!

  3. Prissa says:

    Please NO!! I LOVE Johnny Depp and I really like Ang but seriously, I DO NOT WANT Angelina taint all over Johnny!!!

  4. crash2GO2 says:

    I really can’t imagine they would have any chemistry together at all. In fact, I don’t think Johnny has ever convincingly played a hot lover, has he?

  5. Toe says:

    A film with Depp & Jolie together ???? …..I just squirted in my pants.

  6. Toe says:

    crash2GO2: have you seen Don Juan De Marco?? Enough said!

  7. Sheila says:

    crash2go2 – JD has played plenty of hot lovers – nearly every night in lots of our fantasies. I think this casting would be terrific.

  8. TaylorB says:

    Any woman, or man for that matter, who gets to play Depps lover is one lucky son of a gun.

    If this actually happens it will be the first time that Jolie is the ‘uglier’ one of the two leads in a film.

  9. birdie says:

    This casting would be Hot!!!

  10. snowball says:

    So, St. Angie will be playing a sooper sekrit agent, and I’m guessing with lots of exciting stunts and guns.

    Why not call it Salt/Lara Croft/Wanted/Mr. and Mrs. Smith Redux?

  11. Tia C says:

    OK, that would be a hot combo. I have no other words. 😉

  12. Big Mama says:

    @Tia C no other words need be said…

  13. DJ says:

    Watch out Vanessa

  14. viper says:

    Yeah Im not crazy about it. Jack Sparrow with Lara Croft, nope not liking it.

  15. Firestarter says:

    I still think she is better suited for the Transformer movies! ; p

  16. Charity is Chic says:

    Angie is going to spend ten minutes with Johnny and realize Brad Pitt is super sub-par Depp wannabe. I hope Vanessa Paradis is ready to fight for her man. As well all know, Angie likes it when her men are already in a committed relationship.

  17. Beth says:

    Can Johnny play it straight? He always plays odd characters at least I can’t think of any recent films.

  18. alex says:

    gosh enough with the transformers thing already firestarter, yeah you are funny ha ha ha

    I think it would be great to have Angelina and Johnny in a movie together

  19. Cheyenne says:

    Depp and Jolie? Interesting combo…

  20. Johnny Depp can resist the Angelina, but I think this would work beter if he was the spy & she was the criminal.

  21. liks says:

    Angelina and Johnny? Let`s see how will he manage to shine next to `ultimate Jolie`!He is maybe hot but she is hotter(by far)!!!!!

  22. Firestarter says:

    @Alex- It is because every time I say it someone has to bitch about it. If no one would bitch, I would not see fit to irk people.

    I don’t care if you find me funny or not. I amuse myself, and that is all that matters. I am immature and I am AOK with that part of my personality.

    So Alex, this is for you:

    Jolie was funny in Along Came Polly!

  23. princess pea says:

    Why are people comparing their hotness? It’s apples and oranges folks; man vs. woman. Pointless, as aside from the fact that hotness is in the eye of the beholder and all that, most of the people attracted to JD are into people with, um, penises. They are both striking to look at, but only one of them is arousing to me, you know what I’m saying?

  24. Cheyenne says:

    @ Charity is chic: I don’t think Vanessa Paradis has anything to worry about. You can’t steal anybody who doesn’t want to be stolen.

  25. truthSF says:

    Wow, taking 2 quirky and weired actors and putting them in a movie together can becomes a hit, considering that they usually create a great chemistry together. I sure would like to see this movie if it’s true.

  26. Angelina is sexy says:

    Okay first off I don’t think Angelina would mess with JD. Angelina is with her soul mate and her childrens father and doing just fine-five years and going strong. Brad is enough man to keep Angelina satisfied! Angelina has never wrecked a happy home or sought after a married man already taken. Brad was the married man who ran after Angelina around the world after telling Jen he wanted out. No stealing on AJ part.

  27. done says:

    If he does that I’ll slit my wrists.

  28. hannah says:

    thruth sf, you think jolie is weird and quirky? really? I think it would be the first depp movie i really didn’t want to see. I don’t hate angelina, but her pr created personna overshadows anything she does career-wise. Plus, they are entirely different actors. She always has to be the overly sexy badass, and I’m not sure how depp would fit in. He is sexy, sure, but its not because he acts like he’s sexy, he just is…if he were acting with the angelina of 10 years ago, this would be a whole different situation, I’d be all for that.

  29. Essie says:

    Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp have been friends for a long time. Brad appeared in “21 Jump Street” and Johnny did that “Chocolate” movie that was produced by Brad’s company. I don’t think Brad or Vanessa have anything to “worry” about and they won’t!!!

    I think Depp and Jolie in the same movie would be box office GOLD and, if it happens, there will be millions of people wanting to see this movie.

  30. Praise St. Angie! says:

    I agree that you can’t steal someone who doesn’t want to be stolen. but I wouldn’t put it that way exactly…

    more like “you can’t cheat with someone who doesn’t want to cheat” because “stealing” the man isn’t always the goal of trying to go to bed with him. It’s also not always HIS goal…to BE stolen, that is.

    however, you CAN be a decent person and NOT cheat with a “taken” man, regardless of whether or not HE wants to cheat.

  31. Bek says:

    Oh I hope not. Jonny in a regular spy thriller??? After all he’s accomplished? I hope he’s more picky about his projects. The guy is almost always nominated for his work, and if he keeps going, he’s sure to win an oscar. I really don’t want to see him in a run-of-the-mill thriller movie. He always does such interesting roles!!!!

  32. Jenna says:

    I’ve been waiting for these two to do a film together. Although I agree it would be more interesting with Jolie as the criminal and Depp as the agent. Jolie being the agent reminds me of “Taking Lives”.

  33. Firestarter says:

    Nevermind.

  34. nikki says:

    i saw “mr&mrs smith”,there was no alchemy between Jolie and Pitt(and they yet f*ck together) and i saw “public enemies”! OMG she ‘ll kick his ass

  35. niamh (neev) says:

    Bek’s right. Depp has come too far to waste his time with a Jolie thriller. In lots of other scenarios I would love to see these two together, but their movie styles are polar opposites. Jolie does played-out, Depp does thought-out.

  36. Essie says:

    Oh I hope not. Jonny in a regular spy thriller??? After all he’s accomplished? I hope he’s more picky about his projects. The guy is almost always nominated for his work, and if he keeps going, he’s sure to win an oscar. I really don’t want to see him in a run-of-the-mill thriller movie. He always does such interesting roles!!!!

    Uh, excuse me . . . when has Johnny Depp been nominated for movie awards? Have I missed something? His last four or five movies have been those “Pirate” things or some other weird character and, I believe his next movie will be a part, wearing white makeup, in “Alice in Wonderland.” Yes, he plays fun roles but I don’t think he’s been nominated for anything. I may be wrong so I’m waiting for someone to tell me.

  37. Rosalee says:

    Depp has been nominated five times for an Oscar, he also has been nominated numerous times for a Golden Globe, SAG..etc. I just got my H1N1 vaccine shot and I’m not feeling as bright eyed and bushy tailed so someone write something witty and charming to make me laugh

  38. Firestarter says:

    Essie- I know for a fact he was nominated for an Oscar for Finding Neverland and Sweeny Todd. I think, although I am not positive, he was nominated for one of his roles as Jack Sparrow. I think he won the Golden Globe for Sweeny Todd and he has won many awards an nominations.

    He has played MANY different roles, not all made up in make-up and costumes. He does have a great relationship with Tim Burton, therefore he does almost anything that Burton offers him. He has great dramatic range.

    @Rosalee- I am desperate to get the h1n1 vaccine, but where I am, our state only has received28% of what we need and no one is able to get them yet except health care workers! : (

    Oh and to piss a few people off: I think Megan Fox and Depp would be great together in a movie! ; p

  39. done says:

    @firestarter: Yes. If she plays the FedEx cardboard box. And doesn’t speak. 😉

  40. barneslr says:

    Academy Award
    Academy Award nomination, (2004), Best Actor in a Motion Picture (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)
    Academy Award nomination, (2005), Best Actor in a Motion Picture (Finding Neverland)
    Academy Award nomination, (2008), Best Actor in a Motion Picture (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)
    BAFTA
    BAFTA nomination, (2004), Best Actor in a Leading Role (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)
    Critic’s Choice Award
    Critic’s Choice Award nomination, (2004), Favorite Male Actor (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)
    Critic’s Choice Award nomination, (2005), Favorite Male Actor (Finding Neverland)
    Critic’s Choice Award nomination, (2007), Best Actor (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)
    Golden Globe
    Golden Globe nomination, (1990), Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy (Edward Scissorhands)
    Golden Globe nomination, (1993), Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy (Benny & Joon)
    Golden Globe nomination, (1994), Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy (Ed Wood)
    Golden Globe nomination, (2004), Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)
    Golden Globe nomination, (2005), Best Actor in a Drama (Finding Neverland)
    Golden Globe nomination, (2006), Best actor in a Musical or Comedy (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
    Golden Globe nomination, Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
    Golden Globe won, (2007), Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)
    Screen Actor’s Guild
    Screen Actor’s Guild won, (2004), Best Actor in a Leading Role (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)
    Screen Actor’s Guild nomination, (2005), Best Actor in a Leading Role (Finding Neverland)
    Kid’s Choice Award
    Kid’s Choice Award nomination, (2007), Favorite Male Movie Star (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest)
    Kid’s Choice Award won, (2008), Favorite Male Movie Star (Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End)
    MTV Movie Awards
    MTV Movie Awards won, (2008), Favorite Comedic Performance (Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End)
    MTV Movie Awards won, (2008), Favorite Villain (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)
    Teen Choice Awards
    Teen Choice Awards won, (2008), Choice Movie Villain (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)

  41. Juice In LA says:

    UGH! I hate Jolie and adore Depp madly. I will say he’s probably the only Hollywood actor smart, saavy, handsome and experienced with psycho chicks enough to take one look at her brand of crazy and say “Yea, thanks- you can keep all that homewrecking va-jayjay to yourself.”

    Question is, if Angelina isn’t actually falling in love with her co-star, can she act her way out of a paper bag? I think not.

  42. TaylorB says:

    Barnslr,

    Thank you. Jolie has done some fine work, and she is beautiful as well, but she is simply not on his level in acting ability.

    I am sort of surprised that he wasn’t nominated for Chocolat for supporting actor and I will never understand why he wasn’t nominated for an Oscar for Ed Wood.

  43. bellebeesting says:

    I love Depp. Always have. Not with Angelina, though. Please. Never with her.

  44. bellebeesting says:

    Julie # 3:50. ROTHF… Hat tip.

  45. Firestarter says:

    @TaylorB- I know he was superb in that movie. LOVED Ed Wood! Chocolat was another movie of his I adored.

    He can do no wrong, in my book!

  46. TwinkleToes says:

    Check out these newly “released” photos of AJ in National Enquirer.

    You know she leaked them and had them photoshop on her new nose but they forgot the upper arms in the frenzy. Too funny.

    You know she leaked them after photoshop approval when all she cared about was the nose.

    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/angelina_jolie_loita_modeling_portfolio_age_16_brad_pitt_billy_bob/celebrity/67584

    Could you imagine her starring next to Depp? How would they get around shooting that being that her head and face is almost 2x’s as large as his?

  47. moopsie says:

    uh oh, I smell karma coming for brad pitt ….johnny depp is freaking hot and you know angie is gonna try to snag him like she did brad

  48. HashBrowns says:

    Jolie stay away from my Johnny. He has definitely starred in many romantic rendezvous with me *wink*!

    Anywho, I agree with Praise St. Angie!: You can be a decent person and NOT cheat with someone who is so clearly taken until they actually officially break up with the person.

    @Firestarter: relax about the H1N1 thing. The flu is just a little bit nastier than the regular flu. The only people who die from it are small children, really old people or people with compromised immune systems. LeBron James got Swine Flu and half his teammates got Swine flu and they’re all fine.

    Unless you’ve already got a health issue that might compromise your immune system’s response to the flu virus, you should be fine if you get it. You’ll just be sick for awhile.

    The reason why everyone was flipping out about it was because they thought it would be like the Swine Flu of 1918-for various reasons that one was much worse mostly because of the issues with general public hygiene and poor access to affective medical care. Only 300 or so people died from Swine Flu in 1976-more people die from the regular ol’ flu every year than that.

  49. Rosalee says:

    I want Johnny Depp wrapped up in tinsel, just tinsel for Christmas, I’d even change my ways ;0..

    Firestarter, where I live they are giving the H1N1 shots to individuals who qualify as “vulnerable”, my partner is still laughing at my being designated vulnerable. No, there is no need to panic about H1N1 just making my loved ones feel like I’ll hang around a bit longer to cause them more embarrassment.

  50. Elle says:

    LOL at people thinking they know what went down between Jolie + Pitt + Aniston. Still hung up on it, and it’s been what, 5 yrs? OMG, there’s no words anymore. I think it’s all been said and it’s just triste. As for Jolie and Depp, I think these two oddballs might work well together. It might bring an added twist to the movie. I wont judge until I see the final results.

  51. Essie says:

    Hash, “only” 300 people died??? That’s a great statistic, as long as you aren’t one of the 300!!!! I’m worried about swine flu because I have to ride the bus everyday. I’m trying not to stress about it though.

    Back to Johnny and Angelina . . . as I said before, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt have been friends for over 20 years. I seriously doubt he will be worried about his lover and his friend in a movie together. Angelina was in a movie (with sex scenes) with Matt Damon and nobody worried about it.

    Thanks to whomever for the list of Depp’s nominations/awards but Angelina has quite a bit of nominations and awards to her credit also; there are at least three Golden Globe wins; one Oscar win and one nomination; several SAG wins; and then a host of those minor awards like teen choice and whatever. Somebody else will have to look it up, I have to cook dinner.

  52. Bete says:

    Don Juan de Marco was years ago. After I saw him in Willy Wonka and Fear and Loathing, I couldn’t watch another Depp movie, that is until my nephew dragged me to see Pirates, and initially, I thought Pirates, cool, but by the third installment, I didn’t want to hear his phony (and annoying) English accent.
    As Angelina’s lover? Um…yeah right. He overacts. sorry for offending you all, but that’s the bitch about freedom of speech.

  53. Anaïs says:

    Firestarter, and alex, excuse me the game is to subtile for me, I don’t get it Why is that funny or to bitch about?
    I’m just asking don’t be mean:-)

  54. TwinkleToes says:

    Wow, all the uneducated people seem to really care. Why is that?

  55. HashBrowns says:

    @Elle: It’s pretty clear what went on. Jolie has said that she fell in love with Pitt on the set of Mr. And Mrs. Smith. Pitt and Aniston were not divorced until well after the movie finished shooting. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to put together the pieces. It isn’t really about being “over” it because I would guess everyone involved is, but I personally, coming from a broken home, cannot separate Angelina the Actress from Angelina the Likely Adulterer, especially when she insists upon playing all these super sexy roles.

    @Essie: Trust, 300 people is nothing to sneeze at (no pun intended) but compared to the literal 30,000 or so people who die every year from complications from the regular flu virus, this is nothing to start a panic about. Personally, I’m keeping the hell away from anyone who even LOOKS sick because I get grouchy as all get out when I’m sick and I deal with the public every day at work. I can’t imagine what kind of maelstrom I’d bring on if I got the Swine Flu.

  56. Firestarter says:

    @Anais- I am not sure I understand your question, but if it is about me saying Jolie was good in Transformers, it;s because Fox and Jolie are often compared in the looks dept. Jolie fans seem to get bent out of shape, so I just make jokes about Jolie having been good in the Transformer movies. No one has to think it ‘s funny, but I do, and the more people give me crap for saying it, the more I will say it just to annoy them. Probably not mature, but I never have claimed to be. Hope that answers your question.

    Rosalee/Hashbrowns- Two years ago, I had back to back cases of the worst flu EVER! I had never been that sick in my entire life, and should have been in the hospital. Since then I have been paranoid about ANY flu. Since then I have RUN not walked to get a regular flu shot, and I am determined to escape the Swine flu and just wish I could get a shot. I live near a college town that has had a few cases already. I just never want to be that sick again, ever!

  57. genie says:

    I don’t care about AJN anything with Johnny in it is fine by me! He’ll work it and you all know it!

  58. Celestial says:

    Sorry, I don’t think their features (AJ or JD) look similar at all.
    He looks more like his wife Vanessa Paridis.

  59. cobbler says:

    hmm…playing siblings or some other sort of platonic relationship might indeed work better – attractive as they both are, I just can’t see that they would have chemistry together.

  60. mercymay says:

    this makes me ILL……. if Depp LOWERS himself to her standard…… oh yuck.

  61. anon1000 says:

    depp and jolie could really work in a movie. both have talent. and for those who continually bring up “angie stole brad” crap..STFU. Brad Pitt left aniston because HE WANTED TO.

  62. Cheyenne says:

    anon1000: for those who continually bring up “angie stole brad” crap..STFU. Brad Pitt left aniston because HE WANTED TO.
    ***********************************************

    LOL, save your type. They’ll never believe it because they don’t want to believe it. If they did, they’d have to admit that the whole “golden couple” myth was bullshit from the get-go.

  63. Ursula says:

    Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, this is wrong at all levels. Well, I will miss a Depp movie for the first time in my life. But hey, that’s life.

    I never knew that I could not stand Angelina Jolie more than I loved Johnny Depp, whats up with that????

  64. HashBrowns says:

    And again, it isn’t that Brad wanted to or didn’t want to- it’s that Angelina was complicit in an adulterous relationship, period. Whether that relationship was purely emotional or became physical doesn’t matter. And it doesn’t matter that Brad wanted to break-up with Jennifer. What matters is that Angelina knew she was “falling in love” with a married man. Period.

    Oh, and Brad is gross for cheating but Angelina is part of the subject of the story so I’m commenting on her.

  65. Merridith says:

    I really hope JD doesn’t take this role. I really like him. It would be a shame for him to have to act with that nasty junkie.

  66. Rosalee says:

    @Firestarter, I wish you lived nearby. In the province where I live there has been small H1N1 outbreaks and our government has made the H1N1 available for individuals who are consider “priority” so approximately 90,000 people so far have been given the vaccine. Next week the vaccine will be available for the general population. Canada heath care system despite it’s flaws has been incredibly effective in dealing with this situation..

  67. Cadiebelle says:

    Oh great – Johnny’s will be the next home she’s wrecking!

  68. Firestarter says:

    @Rosalee-Me too! I am sure the Vaccine will surface soon, if not, I head to California to visitr my family at Christmas, and my dad is a doctor, so I will be able to get the vaccine then, I hope!

    *makes sign of cross at H1N1* Hisssssss

  69. beachbum says:

    Depp looks soooo much better at his age and he is not much younger then Pitt. She would never be able to steal him away from his family.. JMO

  70. TaylorB says:

    I have had ‘Swine Flu’ (about 15 years ago), basically most of the people in my profession have. It is a zoonotic disease, like Rabies (animal to human trans) and has been around for decades, but as with most viruses it has mutated to some extent and is much more virulent.

    Get the shot if you can, but PLEASE be sure if you have a sore throat, cough, and especially a fever, you STAY HOME, rest, and avoid contact with others. Wash your hands, cough into a tissue or sleeve, and remember this disease is Zoonotic and spreads between certain species, usually pigs, and cats, but it is mutating, so be sure to wash your hands before and after petting your animals… I know smooching your feline is comforting especially when you feel ill, but it could be dangerous to both of you so keep that in mind. Also, viruses don’t thrive in humidity so a humidifier could prove helpful but if anyone in the house has asthma consult with your MD first.

    Sorry, I am not trying to be preachy, and I know you all know this stuff, but I run into stuff like this more than some.

  71. Macca says:

    Of course “Saint” Angelina doesn’t wreck relationships. But maybe talk to not just J.A, have a chat with laura dern. another one who found out the hard way. Vanessa Paradis is beautiful, stylish and self assured. The last two Jolie certainly is not and the first is decreasing by the day. I though she was taking a break from acting or was that shock horror another PR lie? Must be. So tired of this woman. Depp, amazing. Jolie, she’s all hype and no substance.

  72. Elle says:

    Hash browns, you’d be a mind reader to know such personal information? To believe that you somehow have some inside knowledge into these people’s personal lives is strange. Perhaps, you are Scientologist? They seem to think they know people’s minds. I don’t know what to say to people like you, to be honest. You baffle me completely.

  73. HashBrowns says:

    @Elle: I read interviews…Angelina Jolie has said that she fell in love with Brad on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I don’t know where you were when that article came out, but even the Loonies can’t deny that she said it herself. And everyone also knows that Brad and Jennifer weren’t divorced until after Mr. and Mrs. Smith finished filming.

    I’m not reading anyone’s mind or putting words in anyone’s mouths. All of the information is out there-it’s not that hard to find. Remember the “Uncool” heard round the world? That was in response to Angelina saying that she fell in love with Brad while Jen and him were still married.

    I have not claimed to know any personal information. All I know is the facts that they themselves have presented.

  74. stacy says:

    As for them playing siblings instead of lovers… she made out with her real brother off set, what’s to stop her from doing it on set? hee hee!

  75. Elle says:

    Hashie, I’d like to know more info since you know. What was their marriage like? Why did they spend so much time apart (her words)? Why did they decide not to have kids when they both said they wanted them? When did Brad tell her it was over? When did Brad/Ang fall in love? Have sex? When did they decide to have kids? Live together? Why do you believe you know these people?

  76. cassie says:

    Angie haters please stop using Laura Dern who had an affair with BBT when he was married to his 4th wife and broke up Ben Harper’s marriage broke up a family with 2 small kids.Btw she did take 15 months away from filming. She didn’t film for over 7 months after twins were born. She wrapped her last movie in May 2009 and won’t start the next one until late Feb or March 2010 another 9 or 10 month break

  77. HashBrowns says:

    @Elle: Did you read my comment at all? Go back and read it. Your comment makes no sense in response to mine.

    You’re trying to make me out to be some delusional weirdo who thinks that I am somehow personally involved when these people when I have quite clearly stated that I know no personal information about any of them.

    Let me be clear: I do not know them, any of them. I do not, nor have I ever claimed, to know any of them. I am not personally involved with any of them, nor have I ever been personally involved with any of them.

    Angelina confessed to falling in love with a married man on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Jennifer and Brad didn’t get officially divorced until after the movie finished filming.

    That’s it. Cut and dry. There is nothing else to it. The first part is from an interview that she gave, the second part is from every friggin news outlet you could find 5 years ago. I’m not understanding how you are getting from that that I know “personal” information about them or that I believe I know them…

  78. Pippi says:

    I think Johnny is smart enought to not want to touch Jolie with a 10 foot pole, but again hopefully he has enough brains to decline this movie with her.
    Angie is gonna have a hard time snaggin men anymore her looks have tanked her bod is just gross, why would Johnny be interested in that mess??????? Course I am sure Jolie will still try to get her some Johnny.

  79. Pippi says:

    time out CASSIE, the twins are not even 15 mos old yet, and she filmed Salt while they were infants, living in another city!!!!!! No mommy baby bonding AT ALL!!!!! Get your facts straight!!!! (most other new moms, that love their children and do not just consider their babies props insist they take their babies on set with them, if they even work the first year of their baby’s life. Most normal moms CAN NOT STAND to be away from their newborn for very long much less months!)

  80. Elle says:

    Hash, you tell me I missed the point? I believe you missed the point. You don’t know when Brad/Jen broke up. When they made the divorce official is not when they broke up. So, your conclusion is not logical. Like I said, you don’t know these people but pretend like you do. You can’t know the whole story from any one interview. And, I don’t want to argue, as I see you are quite upset. Good day

  81. Blitz says:

    I definitely don’t want to see Johnny in a movie with Jolie. She just doesn’t have enough range to make her an ideal or interesting co-star for someone as talented as Johnny Depp.

    I hope Winslet steps in. They were great together in Finding Neverland. No one questions HER range, and she definitely has enough talent to justify her worth.

    Go Kate!

  82. lolo says:

    Dear Ted: Question about the whole Angie-Brad-Jen triangle. Was the whole thing a stunt for publicity? Before Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Brad was the pretty boy of Hollywood, Jen was the good girl and Angie was the badass, but none of them had the publicity like they do now. Now you can’t go a week without one of them being on the cover of a magazine. So was the whole love triangle invented as a publicity stunt to gain more press for all?
    —Elizabeth

    Dear Bermuda Triangle of Love :
    Wishful thinking, hon-pie. But Brad left Jen just the way it looked. Only thing is, Angie looked like the trampy one out of it all, when in reality Brad and Jen were already on thin ice.

  83. angelinafan1 says:

    “Jolie’s actual quote was that when her kids grow up, they will be able to watch MAMS and see when their parents met and see their CHARACTERS “meet and fall in love and try to kill each other.” The latter refers to their characters, not their person. And moreover, she made this quote TWO YEARS AGO. She wasn’t talking about herself and Brad.

    The fact that some hack at NYT with nothing else to write about except the lives of celebs, REGURGITATED and MISREPRESENTED Ms. Jolie’s quote, doesn’t alter reality in any way.

    The whole situation is so out of hand its ridiculous. The media has gotten to the point where they create whole stories out of old stories from other writers and present it to the public as current information. Its utterly shameful how lazy so-called journalists are today.”

  84. Bekah says:

    Please NO!!! Angelina is so played out and Johnny Depp deserves a way better costar. Angelina’s done the whole sexy bad ass role not much of a stretch. Seriously, there’s got to be a better choice than Angelina.

  85. SureShot says:

    she as in angie has broken up 3 marriages! FACT. cuts herslef and lovers,admitted to using all different drugs,playing sex games since kindergarden. can you say SICK!sex with aniamls.would never date anyone that would cheat because her dad did it to her mom yet she sleeps with her moms boyfriend at 14?????her moms.Does numerous stuff for pr anything for pr to stay on the cover.by the way jen stealing her look dont think so….and jen has real legs with calfs and curves angie looks like a twig litterly….has sex on way to red carpet then bragged about it then was shaking everyones hands….she is useless space trouble maker and only wants what she is NOT suppose to have, it makes it a challage for her. she is Mentally disturb! PERIOD. but hey lets let her money put more innocent children into this big mess. money talks.she is OVERATED BY FAR!

  86. samantha says:

    Well for starters…cum shot, I’m not a fan of her but 1,do you know if thts true,cause if so your the first human polygraph,second you gotta admit for all the odd shit she DID, she’s prob a great mother, a united nations ammbasador and the inspiration to many of these new actressses not to mention someones mom. She was close to her mother Fact,clearly they patched up diffrences b4 her moms passing, third I love Aniston,but honest would she have have the parts she had in movies if the studiosd knew it would pull the team aniston goers to the theater,I don’t think so,I’m a director, so yeah I know,last butt out and stop writtin about stuff you clearly THINK you know but don’t have a clue,go buy some class stop chosing sides you dnt know the whole story and why people embelish on the lies and folklore they media throws up everyday is honestly beyond me, kudos to bot aniston and jolie two very fine top notch actresses who are hard to stop.

  87. Monique says:

    Oh, heck…no…not another impending breakup due to Angie…

    all I know is I hope Johnny has access to penicillin…

    watch out Paradis…your man may be next…

    best of luck…