“The View’s” Sherri Shepherd said that “nothing predates Jesus.” I wonder what she does with the first half of her Bible? [Dlisted]
Speaking of bad cosmetic surgery, as we have a lot today, here’s Jasmine Guy from “A Different World” doing her best Joan Van Ark impression [Bossip]
Rosie O’Donnell is full-figured and fabulous [Celebslam]
Pete Doherty to the Rescue! [Yeeeah!]
Lindsay Lohan And Heath Ledger? [I’m Not Obsessed]
Tara Reid @ All’Hooker’s Ball in Australia [The Bastardly]
Renee Zellweger is looking a little haggard [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Cyndi Lauper Uses Helium to Sing [Hollywood Rag]
What is Salma Blair doing to Ashley Olsen? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Andrew McCarthy: Then and Now [Agent Bedhead]
Mary Carey is auctioning her breast implants. Ew. [The Bastardly]
Pretty Pouty Princesses [CityRag]
Julia Roberts @ Sante D’Orazio [Crazy Days and Nights]
LC Shows Off Her Shape [Popsugar]
Rihanna Flashes her Leopard Print Curves [The Grumpiest]
Congrats to Jill Hennessy [Evil Beet]
Ethan Hawke Riding Dirty with the Nanny [CelebWarship]
Helena Bonham Carter Talks About Her Boobs. Well thank goodness [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Back to middle school: Miley Cyrus Is So Dating Nick Jonas [Glitterati Gossip]
Tom & Katie Hit The Slopes [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Aaron Carter’s Hollywood fender bender [Popbytes]
John Mayer Really Likes Free Milk. Tee hee. [A Socialite’s Life]
Angela Kinsey: Baby Bump Watch [Just Jared]
Kate Moss Topless, for the Millionth Time. See if you can find her boobs. [Egotastic!]
Paula Abdul was ‘disastrous’ on ‘SNL’ [Lifeline Live]