I have not watched the new “Girls Next Door” featuring Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends Crystal Harris and the Shannon twins. I’ve only seen pictures of them, and they’re pretty much what you’d expect. Blonde, vapid-looking, plastic dolls. In other words, they’re basically “clones” of Holly Madison and the other two girls. Except Holly was a clone of literally millions of other girls. It’s not like Holly owned the whole “blonde and big-boobed” look. But anyway…
Holly Madison gave yet another interview where she’s whining about how the new girls are just big copycats. She claims the new girls aren’t focusing on what makes them unique… which begs the question, “Do any of these girls have anything that makes them unique?” Holly also talks about how she’s topless in her new Vegas show, and how it’s “tasteful”, much like Dita von Teese. She actually name-drops Dita! So… Holly is complaining that the new girls are copying her while she’s busy copying Dita. And you know what? I find that offensive, quite honestly. Dita is a million times more original:
Holly Madison first strutted into the spotlight as the number one girlfriend of Hugh Hefner and star of the “Girls Next Door,” but since packing away her Playboy bunny ears for the sights of Sin City, she’s not bothering to watch the new season of the E! series which features Hef’s new leading ladies Crystal Harris and the Shannon twins.
“I had a great time with Hef and the girls when they came to see ‘Peepshow’ and hang out in Vegas. I don’t watch the other episodes though, because it kind of makes me mad,” Madison told Tarts. “The girls need to focus on what makes them unique and not doing the same things Bridget, Kendra and I have already done on the show. Even camping in the backyard was an idea I had for an episode that we never got around to shooting. And guess what they just showed? The girls camping in the backyard. I don’t want to look behind, I want to look forward.”
Ouch.
(However according to Nielson data, the show featuring the new ladies is totally killing it and was the most-watched season premiere in the show’s history, with 2.4 million viewers.)
But back to the subject of moving forward, Madison is filming her very own reality show which will give the world a glimpse into her life as a Vegas showgirl and a “major life project nobody would expect her to do.” The buxom blonde is also busy bearing those infamous boobs six nights a week in her ongoing burlesque “Peep Show.”
“The ‘toplessness’ is worked into the show very tastefully and I was very controlling about when and how long I would be topless,” Madison explained. “Not because I am shy about nudity at all, but because I feel there is an effective way to do a burlesque show and then there is a sloppy way. I’m very inspired by Dita Von Teese and people who do it really well. Hef really liked the show, but I knew he would. He loves burlesque and the girls in the show are really beautiful. There are contemporary pop songs in the show, but a lot of old school style, too. The Red Riding Hood number reminds me so much of the sexy Red Riding hood Tex Avery cartoons from the 40’s that Hef loves.”
And it seems the 29-year-old couldn’t be happier being known as Holly Madison rather than a girl of the Playboy Mansion.
“The biggest challenge I have had to face is sticking by who I am and what I want to do. There have been a lot of people trying to push me in different directions, but I had to stay true to my vision of what I wanted to do and how I wanted to brand myself as an entertainer,” she added. “I can’t be another LA reality show girl. There are too many people doing the same thing in that city.”
[From Fox News Pop Tarts]
Dita should cut a bitch, seriously. There are so many girls out there who think that they can just copy Dita’s whole thing, and they can’t. Dita spent years developing her old-school burlesque shows, and Dita knows so much about the history of all of it – from the old shows, to the fashion, to the music, to the film influences, everything. As for Holly’s claims that the new girls are copying… well, I guess the new girls should go directly to the source and start copying Dita, right?
Did she get slammed in the face with a huge powder puff?? lol…
She claims the new girls aren’t focusing on what makes them unique… which begs the question, “Do any of these girls have anything that makes them unique?
Says the woman who bleached her hair, in-planted fake boobs, and replaced her nose.
Yeah Holly your an original.
Sound like someone is bitter. Sour milk anyone?
Somehow I doubt she is bitter over not being with Hef, as it was her choice to leave the old buzzard.
I’d be bitter if I had to live in that Mansion, servicing the old coot after he swallows a Viagra cocktail!
Holly is better off, she is on her own, free to date someone more age appropriate and she has a nightly gig in Peepshow paying her bills. Doesn’t sound like a terrible life to me when you consider the alternative.
i hate that Ho…she is like a pussy cat
i feel somewhat sorry for her. she really did see herself as someone special and now no one is taking notice of her.
she seems to be somehow pretty immature.
go and work for charity girl that would be different.
I like that costume, but yeah, her forehead has powder puff syndrome. And what’s up with her eyebrows? They look painted on, so why not go with a lighter color, so they look more natural?
I agree that she’s a copycat of the hundreds of others that have gone before her, and she shouldn’t even be able to speak Dita’s name. lol
This is hilarious.
“I was very controlling about when and how long I would be topless… Not because I am shy about nudity at all” — Duh.
“I can’t be another LA reality show girl. There are too many people doing the same thing in that city.” … so I’ll be a VEGAS reality show girl; that’s SO different.
So, she thinks she was the first to sport the plastic blond look. In Playboy. I guess she’s never seen one in print.
Good God. Did she even look in a mirror before being photographed?? Yeah, I’m sure lighting has something to do with it, but that looks pretty over the top. Imagine what she looks like in person..
If Holly Madison thinks she is on the same level as Dita VonTease, she is really brain dead.
She’s right, they are copycats, but she fails to realize she is one also. They’re all clones of each other in costume and personalities. They all, even from the begining of time, seem to follow a checklist of how to look, talk and think.
I do like Holly’s quote about not looking back but looking forward. That will serve her well.
Her boobs are so wonky when the photographers aren’t there to make them look right (and both pointing in the same general direction).
She is soooo not worthy enough to even say Dita’s name.
It annoys me when people follow a trend without actually learning the history of it.
Im a Holly fan but it has to be said–she’s the biggest copycat out there…
Marilyn Monroe
Barbie Benton
Tina Jordan
and on and on…
Her body is ….brown/orange, and her face is… white? Something isn’t quite right there.
Oh no! The old wh*re is mad about being replaced by the new wh*res! Aww, poor baby. Maybe Holly should try and do something that doesn’t involve her body…like going to school, doing charity work, basically something that will teach her that she doesn’t have to be just T&A. I bet she’d be a happier person for it. Or, I could be giving her too much credit…she might be too stupid to do anything that requires thought. Thank goodness for Playboy, it keeps braindead hookers employed and off of welfare!
Pickelhaube- She actually left Hef, because he wasn’t able/didn’t want to have children with her. I guess for a brief period of time they were trying to give having a baby a shot, but things got complicated either medically or financially, and he told her that children were not in their future. She is young and I guess wanted the option of marriage and children, Hef did not, so she left and Hef was actually very upset over it, but as is common with him, moved on pretty quick!
I like her. She is a happy person with a positive out look on life. Also, she is very kind, hard working and not selfish.
I would like to see people give her a chance. Some day she is going to be know for something more positive than being one of Heff’s girls.
I like her but she needs to let go. She’s not an original either though she did seem to have her stuff together more than a lot of the playmates.
Yeah, because no one has every bleached their hair, wore slutty clothes, slathered make-up on to look like a doll, and giggled like a idiot BEFORE Holly. You are such an original!
God of course they are unoriginal generic blondes!!!!!!
That’s all Hollywood has to offer!!!
Ya I watched one episode, and laughed so hard.
I don’t even think Hef has anything to dod with those girls. It’s just more publicity for this magazine that isn’t even good anymore, it’s too PG.
I think she really cared for him (and he for her, as his conversation w/Barbi Benton revealed last week– yeah I watch GND, what of it?), and I think she was hurt that he wouldn’t divorce his wife and commit to her.
She could have had the world and maybe even that baby she wanted (Hef paid for in vitro for her), but she’s entitled to have the whole ball of wax, if she wants.
The original three seemed like nice gals, the new crew is WAY younger than all of the original three but Kendra the Dumbass, so Holly’s assessment is a bit harsh, but she’s hurt.
GOD, I cannot believe I’m defending these dolts. Intervention, anyone?
God, I remember watching the show, and she was talking about when either Kendra or Bridget came into the mansion, and she was being all judgy about them being blonde with fake boobs, and my friend and I just burst out laughing. Seems like she thinks she pioneered the busty blonde look, which doesn’t make her at all delusional…
Umm, your all cracked-our carbon copies of Marilyn Monroe…what’s your point? Sounds like she is coming to the realization that she should have used her brain all those years instead of her crotch.
She is nothing without all the professional make up artists and hair stylists. She seems so “off.”
Love her!!
I would assume her makeup is overdone as she is performing and you need a little extra make-up on stage!!!
I can’t watch the new girls show. I watched the first one and the twins are so obnoxious I just can’t do it again.
Holly, Kendra and Bridget had distinct personalities and were fun to watch. The new girls are boring. Hef is looking like the Crypt Keeper these days…when he, his brother and his geriatric friends get together it’s like activities time at the nursing home.
Copycats???? They are straight up skanks.
Is she serious? Honey, all you Hef-Hos are copycats. And quit lying about your age and try working for a living.
Just want to say to everyone criticizing her makeup in the above pics, it is stage makeup, and it is laid on thick because of the intense stage lighting, or else her face would be totally washed out by lights. It’s not like she’s going hit the town in this makeup, lol!
am fed up of this ho, GOD, cant she not do anything proper with her life, she is a slut a whore and a cheap bitch looking for the best men in the world you are fake, bitch and not original
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