Jim Carrey jokingly mocks Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie

Jim Carrey was on Chelsea Lately last night to promote A Christmas Carol, which was the number one film this past weekend. It will probably continue to dominate the box office in coming weeks, so much so that Jim Carrey probably didn’t need to stop by and talk to Chelsea Handler. I think he probably agreed to do it because Chelsea and Jim’s girlfriend/partner Jenny McCarthy are very close friends, and Jim and Chelsea probably know each socially that way.

Anyway, Chelsea was trying to get Jim to talk smack about other celebrities, and he obliged in a tongue-in-cheek way. I think it’s pretty clear he’s just joking around, but I’m sure some people will be all “Jim Carrey said Angelina was a devil woman, I sar it on the telleyvision.”

Jim Carrey has blasted Tom Cruise and Angelina Jolie.

The ‘Christmas Carol’ star appeared on US chat show ‘Chelsea Lately’ stating he wanted to cut some celebrities down to size, branding them “spoiled brats”.

When host Chelsea Handler suggested he start with Tom Cruise, Jim replied: “Oh, set before me a meal – oh my God! A Christmas feast!”

He sarcastically added: “Tom Cruise – let me see – one of the hardest working people I’ve ever seen and, like, a total gentleman and a–hole. What a jerk!”

He was much keener on Chelsea’s next suggestion, Brad Pitt, however.

Jim, 47, jokingly said: “Well you really can’t say anything about Brad Pitt.”

[Then Chelsea says, “Okay, Angelina Jolie!”]

Jim: “Angelina Jolie? Oh yeah, so she’s the problem for sure, we’re ok with him, seriously, because he can do no wrong.”

Jim also said that despite appearing in ‘A Christmas Carol’ as central character Scrooge and the ghosts of Christmas past , present and future, he doesn’t have any paranormal connections himself.

Referring to his partner, model Jenny McCarthy, he added: “I don’t really have that connection. Jenny is very much more connected to the ghostly realm. She sees things every once in a while, she’ll yell, ‘There’s a naked wrinkled man in the bedroom, I think he might be dead and looking for the other side’.”

‘A Christmas Carol’ is in cinemas now.

[From Contact Music]

Okay, I totally couldn’t concentrate on what Jim was talking about because I was so overcome with his lovely beard. Is it just me, or is Jim Carrey really sexy with facial hair? When he’s clean-shaven, I feel nothing for him, not attraction or revulsion. But give that man a beard, and I need to cross my legs. I’m weird, I know. But he’s looking really good to me. Swoon!

Here’s Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy at the London premiere of ‘A Christmas Carol’ held at Leicester Square on November 3, 2009. Credit: WENN.

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  1. snowball says:

    If I’m remembering correctly, I read somewhere that Chelsea is good friends with Jennifer Aniston.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Wow!!!!!

    Super Jim!
    Please more from the other Hollywood-Stars!!!

    Brangelina ar LIAR!

  3. Az says:

    I ALWAYS think Jim Carrey looks good.

  4. RedEyeJedi says:

    With his beard, he reminds me of Jim Morrison, you know when he was fat and hairy, but still sexy. I like it, I think it looks good.

  5. stacy says:

    It was a good interview. Do the rag mags not realize how out of context they took his comments? They are ridiculous!

  6. truthSF says:

    Thanks for the laugh Kaiser, “Jim Carrey said Angelina was a devil woman, I sar it on the telleyvision.”

    Best quote of the day, lol.

  7. my o my says:

    He didn’t say anything negative about Brad or Angelina. It’s a known fact that people love to blame the woman for everything, especially when they are the sexy gorgeous sex vixen with a past. It must be all Angelinas fault for Brad falling in love with her, damn her. NOT

  8. pickelhaube says:

    I like Jim Carrey but I absolutely despise Jenny McCarthy and do not understand what he sees in that rat-faced b*tch. She looks like Fievel from An American Tail, and don’t even get me started on her using her autistic kid for attention and publicity…! And is it just me, or is Katy Perry just Jenny McCarthy in a black wig? Both are ugly, rat faced talentless c*nts! Jim can do SOOO much better and I hate that I have to boycott him over this…Jim, dump that b*tch already!

  9. princess pea says:

    Look folks, some of you are commenting on Jim Carrey. This will not do. Here’s the rules:
    If any post, ever, mentions Brad or Angelina, you have to comment in the following styles:
    a) Blessings bestowed upon the Jolie-Pitts, Earth’s best family. OR
    b) Jennifer Aniston conspiracy theory.

    It’s not allowed to comment on the content of the article. Nothing anybody ever says is as important as the offhand comment they make about the glorious twosome and their brood. *wink*

  10. Fire says:

    wow pickelhaube – settle down. I think you got it completely wrong – she uses her publicity to bring more awareness to autism, not the other way around.

    I actually love Jim Carrey and Jenny together. Seem like a perfect match to me. Loved this interview. Chelsea is hysterical!

  11. dude says:

    Hey dickelhaube…chill out & get some facts! Jenny wasnt using her son for publicity. She was sharing w/ the world that her son no longer has severe signs of Autism after following a strict diet.

  12. crash2GO2 says:

    Kaiser, you made me LOL. I think he looks fat. But I agree, that he looks good with a beard.

  13. cee says:

    Why is it okay to bash Angie all the time but not Brad or Jen. Neither of whom took responsibility for their marriage break up. As usual it was blamed all on Angie. Angelina has never said a bad word about anyone and yet she gets dragged in to everybody elses conversatios ot rants. Angie keep your positive karma. Karma always wins.

  14. angie fan. says:

    Chelsea Handler got invited to JA’s birthday party and ever since she has been a 100% jenhen and has made fun of not just Angie but her children as well.

  15. teri says:

    Chelsea is just an @ss clown, trying to drag Angelina and Brad into her conversations for higher ratings. Jim really nailed TC, not Brad or Angelina.

  16. I Choose Me says:

    It’s okay Kaiser I too loves the beard. Wanna stroke it. *sigh*

  17. Praise St. Angie! says:

    why is it that the brangeloonies are so humor-impaired? (this is not the only thread where I’ve seen it.)

    Carrey was JOKING about Jolie being “the problem”.

    cripes, if I give you a dollar, will you go out and buy a sense of humor?

    (please note: I am not referring to the average Jolie or Pitt fan…I’m referring to the bat-shit crazy brangelina worshipers.)

  18. Neelyo says:

    I always thought Eva Longoria looked like Fievel from AMERICAN TAIL.

  19. lisa says:

    I agree.. Jim was not attacking Brad/Angelina. Chelsey H has a Brange obsession ever since she went to Jenny poos party.. NOW it is nasty comments about the Brange and the kids.. which I think is disgusting of her. She needs to stop with the racial comments about children who are really babies.. Nasty bit@h.. She can’t have anyone on the show who may have met them, unless she has to ask about Brad/Angie.. I love when they ALL have only nice things to say then she looks like the fool she is. Funny she never quotes the negative tab stories about Jenny poo just Brad/Angie.. yeah that makes sense.. NOT.. I like Jim.. and I will note no one ever says anything about the fact that he is involved in Autism because of Jenny.. I don’t hear him being called a phony.. but Jim is not Brad. so I get it. I like Jim/Jenny think they are a really cute couple. And not married.. But again they are not Brad/Angie.. my bad.

    Hey anther week another Brad/Angie story. I wonder if a week can go by heck a day without them being the topic of a thead.. I bet not.

  20. Rosalee says:

    I almost choked on my tea and the laughs and humour keeps rolling on..I will never see Fievel or Jim Carrey’s beard, or hear the term moose knuckle the same way again…

  21. RAMONA says:

    Jim Carrey gained over 45 pounds and grew the beard for an upcoming film roll…Being a Method Actor he takes his film rolls and the characters he plays very seriously….He is absolutely one of the finest actors in Hollywood as well as a perfect gentleman….Just adorable…I love everything that he does and he does one thing very well…He makes me laugh…

  22. lolo says:

    I think it’s funny that Chelsea brings this stuff up–it’s old news but still gets the laughs. I also think that Jen was smart in inviting Chelsea to her birthday party. All the jokes stopped right after that. Hmmmm . . . nice pr move, Aniston.

    I think Ted C. said it best. And, he’s no fan and critical of all 3.

    Dear Ted: Question about the whole Angie-Brad-Jen triangle. Was the whole thing a stunt for publicity? Before Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Brad was the pretty boy of Hollywood, Jen was the good girl and Angie was the badass, but none of them had the publicity like they do now. Now you can’t go a week without one of them being on the cover of a magazine. So was the whole love triangle invented as a publicity stunt to gain more press for all?
    —Elizabeth

    Dear Bermuda Triangle of Love :
    Wishful thinking, hon-pie. But Brad left Jen just the way it looked. Only thing is, Angie looked like the trampy one out of it all, when in reality Brad and Jen were already on thin ice.

  23. Bek says:

    @princess pea: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

    Man, I try to stay out of the craziness if I can, but that pretty much made me cry from laughter. There are some people on this site that just need to chill out. I think Jim is really funny in this interview. And relax people, he’s not tarnishing Angie. He’s actually poking fun at Brad.

  24. Emily says:

    I like the beard, but not the puffy face. And I thought he was quite hot in Eternal Sunshine.

  25. Firestarter says:

    @Dude- That is really rude and uncalled for to make some lame attempt at insulting someone by messing with their screen name. Show other posters some respect. If you disagree, then express your opinion in a mature manner instead of resorting to childish name calling. It really doesn’t add any creedence to your argument.

  26. loop says:

    he’s so goofy

  27. Essie says:

    Yes, Carrey’s film is #1 at the box office BUT the studio is not happy about the lousy $31M it earned. The movie cost more than $170M to film and nobody thinks they will earn back their money. I think Jim Carrey needs to be on the Handler show and as many other shows as possible from now until Christmas to get people to see that, what some say is, awful movie!!

  28. Ana says:

    I always knew Jenny was crazy.

  29. Charity is Chic says:

    Sorry Angie fan but you have got to be kidding. Jen got blamed for the break up of her marriage and got blamed for the fact the she got cheated on and humiliated in front of the entire world. She’s ambitious, she’s shallow, she cares more about her career, her hair, her yoga, she hates children etc.

    And as far as Angie never saying a bad word. Bragging about how you can’t wait to show your kids the film where mommy and daddy fell in love when everyone knows daddy was living with his wife at the time, may not exactly be saying a bad word, but it was pretty disgusting. Something tells me she’s going to leave out the part about how daddy was married to another woman at the time.

    I will agree with you on one point, Brad never got blamed for anything. He was allowed to cheat on his wife because he’s hot and suddenly after 15 years of being rich and famous, decided to start caring about starving orphans. It’s amazing what men can get away with. Women are never that lucky.

  30. Charity is Chic says:

    Princess Pea called it. Look at the Brangeloonies go nuts. To them EVERYTHING is an Aniston conspiracy. So Chelsea and Jen are friendly. They don’t keep that a secret. Jen is friendly with lots of people because she actually has friends. If you want to talk about ridiculousness have you ever seen the BRAND-gelina ass kissing that goes on with Ann Curry over on the Today show? Curry should be upfront about the way she worships them.

    She is the worst journalist on TV and yet Brad and Angie always go back to her because she worships them like the gods they think they are. If I didn’t know better I’d think Curry (and Anderson Cooper) want Brad and Angie to adopt them.

  31. bo says:

    Princess pea… Thanks for reminding people of the rules. Don’t forget though that there needs to be a minimum of 2 comments on this thread about vaccines causing autism – for or against, it doesn’t matter. Someone needs to bitch about it.

  32. pickelhaube says:

    I REALLY don’t think that Jenny McCarthy is this altruistic, wonderful mother that cares SOOO much about autism awareness, I think she cares about HER kid (of course she does and should), but is “bringing attention to autism” because it helps her career. Period. She’s always been an attention wh*re, she’s exploited that kid even before it was born (remember her book about her pregnancy?), and look at where it’s gotten her. I am NOT saying that she’s a bad mother, or doesn’t care about her kid, but I DO think she is milking this for all it’s worth. She wants attention, and since she cannot get it for being talented or interesting, she’s gonna use her kid. Look at all the attention-grabbing BS she’s done in the past (Candies ad on the toilet, Playboy, etc). She’s getting older and knows she cannot rely on her looks to draw attention for much longer, so she’s gonna use her kid. And this autism awareness stuff makes her look like a saint, so instant PR boost for a positive reason! Of course she’s gonna exploit it for all it’s worth. She’s no saint, I think she’s horrid, but I hope she can help her kid. He’s a victim in all this, and I wish the best for him. Although her no vaccine stance is ill-founded and potentially harmful….!

  33. Samantha says:

    Have to agree Emily, ETotSM was definitely one of his better movies. Swooners.

  34. fizXgirl314 says:

    yuck, a beard on anyone is gross….

  35. Pippi says:

    I love Jim and all celebs not afraid to speak the truth about AJ!!!!

  36. Mimi says:

    Seriously Charity Chic? So after the “only do good can do no wrong 40+ girl next door” brags about her failed married for 4+ years while she was doing / promoting movies u really think that Angie saying 1 let me say it AGAIN ONE INTERVIEW way long after the divorce and sharing a family with Brad this was still bad mouthing? She doesn’t mentioned Jen or her DOGS in NO ONE SINGLE INTERVIEW the same we cannot say it about the 40+ next door.
    She also create the TRIANGLE of BERMUDAS but she can do no wrong. She was left because her ex hub choose happiness and love over dogs and be the pretty face how DARE HIM?
    And HOW IN HELL BRAD AND ANGIE THINK THEY ARE GODS? So do good for other people is automatically like say it that u are in the same level as GOD? So i’m TOO last week i help a old lady that fall in the streets.
    And about Jim i think that what his spoke was funny to me i see that the guilt is ALWAYS in the gorgeous sexy confident woman.
    This war of words will never end till people recognize that wedding’s END and people MOVE ON even Jen move on.
    And just to let all the points clear actors/actress will always have fans that will defend their respective idols so don’t start talking nonsense and later pretend that u didn’t expect fans being defensive u do it too when people say something inaccurate or false about ur idol

  37. Toe says:

    I hate it when they Brange is in every conversation.
    Chelsea uses them in most of her interviews….doesnt that make her a loony too?

  38. Tia C says:

    Kaiser, I don’t normally care for facial hair, but I have to agree with you – the beard is working for him! And I think Jenny McCarthy is hot. I would not kick either one of them out of my bed lol!

  39. My Dogs Anal Gland > parishilton says:

    He makes my ladyparts tingle too, he has for a while now. It was a strange moment I realised I was hot for Jim Carrey *sigh*