Celebitchy’s most commented and our favorite stories of 2022


Last year our most commented story was about the Sussexes’ Oprah interview, which came out on March 21, 2021, right around the time we were finally getting vaccinated. In the post with our most commented, we added our favorite stories of the year, which were about the vaccines coming out, celebrities admitting that they don’t bathe and the hype over the Keenwell Institute. This year we had the Invictus Games, the Jubbly, the Queen’s funeral and of course Harry and Meghan’s Netflix series! Our most commented stories were about the royals, with one major exception, which you’ll see below.

20, 18, 13, 10, 2 The Waleses (nee Cambridges) kept up appearances

The Cambridges did a curious amount of moving house this year, prompting rumors that they were separated. Their separate arrival at events lent credence to that, although the British press didn’t say much about it. They continued to do their meager jobs by showing up to events in dated looks and stolen jewels, although they tried to look more modern when hobnobbing with celebrities. The Cambridges underlined how much they embraced antiquated tradition when Kate released her eerie 40th birthday portraits early this year.

19, 17, 16, 14, 11, 5 Charles snubbed the Sussexes and, to a lesser extent, the Wessexes

Charles became king when his mother died and promptly ignored her wishes to promote the Wessexes but promoted the Cambridges to the Waleses almost immediately. He followed his mother’s instructions to make Camilla Queen consort though. The line of succession was updated after the Queen passed and Prince Harry and Meghan’s children were listed without titles. What’s more is that Charles made sure Meghan wasn’t invited to Balmoral when everyone was saying goodbye to the Queen. He also uninvited the Sussexes from a reception at Buckingham Palace for visiting dignitaries paying their respects.

15, 12, 9, 8, 6 Queen Elizabeth celebrated her platinum jubilee in June and then passed away in September

This June, Queen Elizabeth celebrated 70 years on the throne with her Platinum Jubilee. Our most commented stories about the Jubilee were whether the Sussexes would bring their children (they did but we didn’t get to see them) and how great they looked, although they kept a low profile. The Queen passed away at the age of 96 on September 8th. Her very long state funeral was on the 19th. Before that the Sussexes and the then-Cambridges greeted the crowd together outside Windsor Castle. They barely interacted with each other and looked quite uncomfortable.

7 Meghan went to Uvalde after the shooting, brought food for volunteers
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Duchess Meghan visited Uvalde, Texas in late May after 19 children and two teachers were murdered at an elementary school following a failure by police to intervene. She laid flowers at the memorial and brought food for volunteers there, a thoughtful gesture that was much appreciated. Harry and Meghan continue to focus on charities and causes important to them, and encourage others to make a difference too.

4 Harry and Meghan came out on Netflix

We got an early Christmas present with the Harry and Meghan series on Netflix, which I thought was exceptional. It laid out the Sussexes’ situation so well without dishing much dirt. As Kaiser and I have discussed on the podcast, Meghan and Harry are classier than we would ever be. (You can see the top 8 stories about part one and part two of their series by signing up for our mailing list. If you’re already signed up it knows and will still send you the email with the stories.) The most commented story from their series was when Meghan described meeting Will and Kate and not realizing that she wasn’t supposed to hug them. A source close to Kate countered that Kate is a big hugger, which doesn’t seem likely given everything we’ve seen from her to date.

3 Jeremy Clarkson published a violent screed against Meghan

Right after attending a palace reception held by his smoking buddy Camilla and attended by fellow Meghan-hater Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson published a screed in the Sun saying he hated Meghan and wanted to see her stripped naked and hit with excrement in the streets. The article was removed days later and Clarkson issued a non-apology saying we didn’t get his Game of Thrones reference. The Sun apologized and cited their charity work. Meghan and Harry issued a statement about it, mentioning the Sun’s history of violent rhetoric. The palace’s silence spoke volumes. We closed the comments on this post or it may have been the most commented.

1 Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars
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It was the slap heard round the world and met with performative outrage from white people. Will Smith went up on stage at the Oscars and smacked Chris Rock for making a rude joke about Will’s wife, Jada, being bald. Will was not arrested that night and many of Hollywood’s elite rallied around him, however his career definitely took a hit and some of his projects were canceled. Will was kicked out of the Academy for ten years and many of us marveled at how quickly the Academy acted considering that it didn’t expel Roman Polanski until 2018. It came out that Will had asked Chris Rock years earlier to keep Jada’s name out of his mouth.

Our favorites: Charles got covid, Camilla went to a cooking event maskless the next day, predictably had covid

I’ll never forget the fact that, the day after it was publicly announced that Charles had covid (after attending an event maskless the night before), Camilla went to a cooking event and refused to wear a mask! She was breathing on people and food and then announced a few later that she had covid. These people have shown us, over and over again, who they are.

Our favorites: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez got married

19 years after their first failed wedding attempt, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez got married in Las Vegas! They were of course photographed on their honeymoons in Paris and Milan, just like during their paparazzi-friendly courtship. Bennifer forever!

Our favorites: Leonardo DiCaprio dumped his girlfriend when she turned 25

Leonardo DiCaprio, 48, predictably dumped his girlfriend, Camilla Marrone, when she turned 25. He seemed to be embarrassed by the fallout and announced that he was dating comparatively ancient Gigi Hadid, a 27-year-old single mother of one. That relationship did not last long and he was soon back to dating models under 25.

Our favorites: The optics of the Keen Caribbean tour

Incredibly, the then-Cambridges’s tour of the Caribbean was just this year. The optics were so bad and included the Cambridges greeting children through a fence and a recreation of a colonialist photo from 1953 of the Queen and Prince Philip standing in an open Land Rover. Prince William gave a problematic speech that landed like an anvil and the Jamaican Prime Minister told Will and Kate live on camera that Jamaica was definitely leaving the commonwealth.

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  1. Emily_C says:

    The Keen Disaster tour was this year? The slap was this year? Sheesh this has been a long year.

  2. Bklne says:

    In the balcony photo from the Jubbly, It’s giving me great delight to imagine Charlotte having a Wednesday Addams-style vision of all the secret – and not-so-secret – atrocities the various family members have committed. I hope she solves ALL the mysteries!

  3. Becks1 says:

    J Lo and Ben’s wedding was this year?? I thought 2020 was a long year but i feel like 2022 just dragged for some reason.

    I do love these recap posts. What a crazy year. Is Emancipation out yet? I may watch that tonight.

    • Chloe says:

      This is funny because i felt like it was the exact opposite. To me it felt like this year has flown by. But looking at all that has happened (Here but also the end of year reviews on the news) makes you realize just how long this year has been and how much has happened.

  4. Jay says:

    OMG Kate’s 40th birthday photos! Weren’t they supposed to go on tour?

    • SAS says:

      I cannot believe they were this year! 2022 has gone fast for me but these seem (hundreds of, lol) YEARS old!

    • Nic919 says:

      Interesting how no one in the media noted that doing a tour of photoshopped photos of someone turning 40 isn’t incredibly narcissistic. Especially when they were available online.

      • BeanieBean says:

        I don’t recall reading that they actually went on tour, though. Maybe the locations that were supposed to be the recipients said no thanks.

  5. Eurydice says:

    I think my favorite is the Caribbean Disaster Tour. It had everything – tone deaf stunts, embarrassing optics, awkward speeches, massively expensive and tragic wardrobe changes, a totally unimpressed audience, and a stench of failure that traveled around the globe – all packed into a few short days. Very efficient.

    • Julia K says:

      👍 Efficiently said.

    • Pinkosaurus says:

      Me too! The failure tour has my favorite royal moment of the year when racist Bill had to stand there and be fired while lazy Kate looked confused.

    • BeanieBean says:

      Gotta agree. And all set against a backdrop of resounding tropical beauty.

      • Deering24 says:

        Yeah, that tour was (and is) still a perfect definition of dated thinking and dumbfounding incompetence. It rarely gets much better than that. 🤣🤣🤣

      • Agreatreckoning says:

        Yes! The Disastour was the best of times. Live from Jamaica you’re fired before you can sit down was awesome.

        I quite enjoyed the post and comments regarding Kate’s fugly yellow dress. Love the debates on who she was cosplaying: QE2, Diana, Minnie Mouse or (in general) grandma’s curtains.

        Thank you to Celebitchy writers and posters for all the new phrases and words I learned. Too many to list. Moose knuckle sticks out.

        I’ll repeat what I wrote in a different post. I apologize and regret saying anything positive or in defense of the @sshole Windsors in England. They’ve absolutely have proven themselves to be callous, malicious and jealous f*ckwits.

        Thank you for the great Betty White, Dolly Parton and cat posts!

  6. wildwaffles says:

    Wishing all the CB’ers a healthy, happy, and joy-filled 2023! Thanks to Celebitchy, Kaiser, and Hecate for getting me through another year!

    • SomeChick says:

      Shoutout to Peridot too! Is Corey still writing here? Respect also to all the great commenters with your thoughts, historical/insider insights, and excellent humor!

      I have been reading here since around the time of Katie Holmes’ Great Escape and it’s been such fascinating fun. We’ve all learned and dare I say evolved over the years.

      I’m just bummed that the Andrew Taint stuff happened too late to make it into this post! It has been quite the year!

  7. Nanea says:

    Seeing everything that happened this year… and then 2022 decides to go out and drive away at maximum speed in a Pizza-fuelled Bugatti. 🎆

    Looking forward to reading what kind of gossip 2023 may bring.

    • Ripley says:

      “… and then 2022 decides to go out and drive away at maximum speed in a Pizza-fueled Bugatti.”

      Well I know my comment of the week… probably the year. Bravo, @Nanea. Bravo. And thank you.

  8. C-Shell says:

    I’m breathless from this recap! My stars, this was a whirlwind of a year. Yep, I’d say the Caribbean Flop Tour and the 40th birthday pics were my favorite threads this past year. Louis At The Jubbly was fun too. THOSE pics will live forever. Happy 2023 y’all!

  9. WiththeAmericann says:

    Thanks for the fun coverage, Kaiser, Celebitchy, Hecate!

    Those Kate pictures are even worse than I remembered. I cannot with her dried out hair. Happy New Year!

  10. Pumpkin (Was Sofia) says:

    The Kate birthday photos were this year? I thought they were last years photos lol. Guess the year has dragged on longer than I thought

  11. Tessa says:

    The keen tour was so embarrassing especially with their appearance on that vehicle. Will in uniform and Katy dressed like the queen during the fifties

  12. LarkspurLM says:

    Love you, Celebitchy – Kaiser, Celebitchy, Hecate!! The site is one of the first I check in the morning. Here’s to continued success and a FAFO 2023 to all who deserve it.

  13. RoyalBlue says:

    Favorite cancelled engagement for me? The Wales supposed huge joint 40th birthday party this year.

    Thank you admins for doing te Lord’s work!

    • Nic919 says:

      Did William ever release photos for his 40th?

      • Jaded says:

        Sorta kinda…remember the photos of him selling The Big Issue with a homeless man? Ah yes, William the Kind, out and about being all charitable and caring on his birthday.

      • tolly says:

        He did unveil the full length couples portrait, which illustrated that the only way to paint two people looking in the same direction is to make them pose together.

    • BeanieBean says:

      I had forgotten about that. Now isn’t that interesting….

  14. Well Wisher says:

    Here’s to having a good year.
    Cheers!!!
    🎉🎊🎈🎈🎈🎉

    Happy New Year!!!

  15. Flowerlake says:

    Happy New Year! Thanks for all the stories.

    I was wondering what the big exception was.
    Totally forgot about the slap.
    It was THE story for a week or so, but then it quickly turned into yesterday’s news.

    It’s nice looking back at all the stories. Clarkson is an idiot.

  16. LaUnicaAngelina says:

    Wow! What a year! As usual, you all have done a fantastic job and coming to this site is part of my daily ritual. Love you all and wishing you all the best in 2023!

  17. DeluxeDuckling says:

    Thanks for keeping us laughing through the chaos, much love to everyone on the celebitchy team 🙂 hope you have a lovely New Year!!

    My personal favourite was the coverage of the disaster tour.

  18. Feebee says:

    Thank you ladies for all that you give us through the year. You do a marvelous job! And the community that has been built up has made the comments fun and at times insightful to read through too.

    Wishing you a relaxing and fun New Year and looking forward to 2023 with you.

  19. Pam says:

    Thank you! I look forward to your stories every day. I think my favorite one was W & K being fired on live TV by the Prime Minister of Jamaica! Also, as a side note, we loved that the BBC World News barely mentioned William’s Earthshot thing, but devoted HUGE amounts of airtime to H & M’s Netflix documentary! 🤣

    • Peachy says:

      That was before I started reading this site and really keeping up, but I read and watched from the link above…and now it’s one of my favorites, too!

  20. The Old Chick says:

    Oh lord it was a big year. Apart from the docuseries and the other H M events of the year, I think my fav gossipy thing was Bennifer II. it was so over the top, sometimes cringe with the posing, but I honestly hope it works out. And the award best gossip cringe was the flop tour for sure, closely followed by ghost Princess pics. Break out the crack babies and happy new year!

    PS I always admire the link game here. How you keep track of the other stories to link to seems miraculous.

  21. Jean says:

    Well done Kaiser and all the staff at celebitchy for keeping us entertained! Cheers to a beautiful 2023! God bless

  22. AO’C says:

    In view of the death of the retired Pope Benedict, will C3 attend or Willie won’t he? Just asking.

  23. Peachy says:

    It was a cold, lonely world out there as a Sussex supporter until I found y’all (via a link from Lainey). It’s been a heckuva ride! Love the passion with which people defend them and the humor, too. Much love!

  24. Plc20 says:

    Im another from Lainey! Love this site, great work and HNY!

  25. Julia K says:

    Well it’s a new year and a new start. 2023 starts off with my renewed resolve to lose my Covid 10 pounds, the same 10 pounds I said I was going to lose last year. Happy New Year everybody.

  26. Allie says:

    The bennifer wedding was def on my faves too. Thanks kaiser and gang for all the celeb stories coverage

  27. Giddy says:

    I’m another who checks Celebitchy first thing in the morning. Thanks for all you do to inform and entertain us! Such a loooong year, but one of my favorites continues to be Kate’s lack of a personal style. She has copied Meghan and Diana endlessly, and on the flop tour copied QE, and looked like a fool. Happy New Year all you lovely bitches!