Back in August, there were some reports coming out of the British press that Lindsay Lohan and Leonardo DiCaprio might have hooked up. Allegedly, Lindsay may have given Leo a lap dance at a club and Lindsay “tickled his fancy” – which I’m pretty sure is a euphemism for “she told him she would get really high and he could do whatever he wanted to her”. Of course, that was back when Lindsay was still with Samantha Ronson, sort of. Now that it’s looking more and more like Sam and Lindsay are totally over, let’s check back in with Leo and Linds. E! reported yesterday that Lindsay was seen leaving Leo’s house at 4:30 a.m. a few nights ago, and that she went to his 35th birthday party. I’ll tell you something… when Lindsay goes back to men, she really goes all out. And by “all out” I mean “she’s a wang-seeking missile”.

The good news is Lindsay Lohan finally won an award!

The bad news is that it’s for being fashion’s biggest partyer, according to Style.com.

L.L. lived up to her Most Valuable Partyer status last night, when she hit Villa for Leonardo DiCaprio’s 35th birthday bash. But maybe she’s embarrassed about taking top partying props?

She tried unsuccessfully to hide behind a jacket as she entered and exited the club. Surely she couldn’t be shy about being snapped attending Leo’s soiree? After all, the two have been spending quality time together lately…

Late Saturday night, the actress was photographed leaving his Hollywood Hills house around 4:30 a.m.

Sounds like a potential hookup, huh? After all, both Leo and Linds are single these days. But according to Gossip Cop, she was just attending an afterparty at his home along with 20 other friends, so that relationship remains to be seen.

Meanwhile, Linds wasn’t the only guest trying to go incognito at Villa.

Ryan Phillippe also tried to hide his handsome face behind a baseball cap as he left the party. What a waste of good face!

[From E! News]

I could totally buy it. Jaybird and I were talking about it yesterday, we both think it could happen between Linds and Leo, as long as she didn’t announce it to everyone. Jaybird also joked “I heard that when you have sex with her, she drips freckles.” Which is totally wrong and hilarious, right?

Next up – the continuing series of Michael Lohan’s tape releases. Unfortunately, Michael seems to have shot his wad early with the Heath Ledger revelations and such, so the tapes get more and more obvious. Yesterday’s tape (with Dina) revealed that Lindsay cut herself. Duh. Today’s tape is Dina describing how Lindsay is drinking again and that “her time is running out”. Uh… yeah. We knew that, Captain Obvious.

In another exclusive audio tape obtained by RadarOnline.com, Dina Lohan admits her daughter Lindsay Lohan is drinking again. In the phone call, which was recorded in New York, Dina tells her ex-husband and Lindsay’s father, Michael that, “time is running out with this kid. I know, I’m her mother and I feel it and I’m scared.”

She continues: “She’ll open up to you but it’s nothing compared to what’s going on with this kid. And don’t tell her I told you anything or try to weasel s–t out of her… she’ll tell you when she’s ready to talk about s–t. Right now all I know is she’s starting to drink and that’s bad.”

On Wednesday, Dina responded to the tapes, calling Michael’s decision to release them “unforgivable” and said that she is working with Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holly, to have him incarcerated for recording the calls during a time when Lohan was under an order of protection and not supposed to contact Dina or the family.

Michael told RadarOnline.com, “that’s bulls***. I called the house to talk to the kids and she would get on the phone and tell me all of this stuff. I couldn’t control that. I have all the tapes to prove it.”

[From Radar]

Blah, blah. I’m not even going to repeat myself. All of these douchenozzles are going to hell. I will say this though – Lindsay’s crack face is looking a little better these days. I’m not saying she looks good or anything, just that she’s looking slightly better than she did a few weeks ago. Maybe Lindsay is on a better path? Or maybe her dealer is out of town.

Lindsay Lohan is seen making her way out of Bardot Bar in Hollywood, California on November 11, 2009. Fame says: “Lindsay looked a little stressed that there were so many paps outside but she then warmed up and let out a smile.” Leonardo DiCaprio is photographed on the set of Inception on October 26, 2009. Credit for all: FAME.