K-Fed, you give us so much to work while describing the title of your new album:

First of all, it’s hysterical that you’re explaining that it’s supposed to be self-explanatory. That really brings home your point, thanks.

Next, did you get the fact that it can have more than one meaning? Because maybe then you wouldn’t try and emphasize the title of the album, which may have beats that could, er, burn you and all of your listeners. (We are so sorry for pointing this out, and are nearly as bad as K-Fed in that respect.)

K-Fed does not yet have a record contract, but is said to be “weighing his options.”

Federline characteristically rebuffed his infinitely more talented wife when she offered to hook him up with her magical producers several months ago.

You can hear a genius one-sample track off his new album on his 1997-era MySpace (launches automatic music).