Reese Witherspoon wore Valentino to the ‘Your Place or Mine’ premiere

Is Reese Witherspoon some kind of brand ambassador for Tiffany & Co these days? That’s what I’m asking myself after looking at the premiere photos for Your Place or Mine. Reese wore a Tiffany-blue Valentino dress. Recently, she’s been wearing a lot of Tiffany & Co jewelry on red carpets, and she’s attended at least one event for the famous jewelry store. But I don’t see anything about her getting paid for a brand ambassadorship. Hm. Maybe she’s auditioning for a partnership or something.

Anyway, this was the premiere for the Netflix movie starring Reese and Ashton Kutcher. It’s Ashton’s first film in years, and the promotion is going pretty poorly. After all this time, he still can’t hide the fact that he’s an a–hole. He doesn’t wash his ass either. Pity poor Reese, she’s so short, she’s always “downwind” of his stankass.

So, a subpar red carpet – I hate Reese’s Valentino, honestly – and a terrible costar. I think the movie looks pretty stupid too?

Photos courtesy of Getty Images for Netflix.

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  1. Noki says:

    LMAO this write up is hillarious. Anyways is this a Reese production? She has managed to produce or chose some good work especially post cute little ditzy roles that she couldn’t do forever. I like her in big little lies, little fires everywhere and the morning show (season 1). She is actually a decent dramatic actress.

  2. TIFFANY says:

    She better now end up with him in that film. What a waste if that happens.

  3. Britney says:

    I refuse to watch this because Ashton

    Personally, I think Reese is trying to remind us all of her Sweet Home Alabama days when she was America’s Sweetheart with the Tiffany’s connection (before the world knew about Laura Jeen “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” Poon). She’s been doing a LOT with the Tiffany’s brand in the last few years, and it’s kinda like SJP and high-heeled shoes, the branding just goes together.

  4. Noo says:

    So petty but I’m going to call it right here Ashton is going to be one of those old men with enormous hairy ears.

  5. HeyKay says:

    I refuse to watch anything w/AK.
    Just stopped by to say that. Happy Friday, CBers.👍

  6. Kebbie says:

    I like Reese well enough. Sweet Home Alabama is my go-to guilty pleasure movie. I loved Big Little Lies and I like her book club recommendations, so I can mostly get past her probably being a jerk behind the scenes.

    But I just can’t see Ashton Kutcher as a charming lead. There are actors like Matthew McConaughey that I’m not really attracted to but they have so much charisma you can still watch them and like their characters. Ashton Kutcher is the opposite of that. He’s objectively very physically attractive and yet, I have absolutely no desire to root for him or be charmed by him or the characters he plays. I’m not sure if it’s his real life personality or a lack of talent, but he does not do anything for me at all. I’d actually say I kind of find him repulsive.

  7. Escape says:

    Me too, happy Friday CBRs! I was also just thinking, I have been reading Celebitchy for so long and am so happy for Kaisers success

  8. bitchy architect says:

    is it me or has he totally lost his looks? I mean he was never a babe but jeez now, whatever looks he had- gone.

    • dina says:

      Hard agree. Or maybe his shitty personality ruins it for me, I dunno – but I aint into it at alllll

  9. j.ferber says:

    bitchy architect (love your name), yes he has absolutely lost his looks. And that brown suit and especially the brown, suede-looking shoes are absolutely killing me. Plus, he is putting forth no star quality (he ain’t a star!) and has NO chemistry with Reese. Basically, he is putting out NO effort in his dress or behavior. How many millions was he paid for this flick? Reese sure is game though and looks very cute in her outfit.