These are pictures of Lindsay arriving to a Hollywood Hills “party” at 4:30 a.m. Sunday morning. Seriously. I hope I don’t sound like too much of an old fart, but that’s just wrong. When I was a teenager, I could pull that kind of all-nighter stuff in general, but I have never, ever, ever gone to a party at 4:30 a.m. But apparently, Lindsay is up for it. She’s not only up for it, she went to this party after spending the previous hours clubbing at Voyeur. Where she probably threw a tantrum over paying for her drinks.

Oh, yes. Last week, Fox News carried a story
about Lindsay trying to pawn her bar bill off onto Kellan Lutz. When handed a bill, she apparently told the waitress to just put it on Kellan’s credit card without telling him. While I didn’t doubt the story, People Magazine is now running a different, even sketchier version. Note: I’m not sure if the incident described is from the same night, or if this is an entirely different night where Lindsay threw another tantrum over paying her bill:

Lohan, 23, was partying at the Crown Bar in Los Angeles Nov. 6, and, according to one onlooker, caused quite a scene when asked to ante up for her drinks.

“Lindsay stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of really expensive champagne. She finished both bottles with a friend. When the bartender gave her a bill, she had a meltdown,” says the source. “She was yelling at him and screaming profanities at everyone. The bar insisted she pay, so she had to call a friend with her credit-card information.”

Before the actress left the club around 2:30 a.m., the onlooker says, “She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying ‘I don’t pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I’m freaking out!’ “

[From People]

You know it’s bad when People Magazine is calling Lindsay on her bullsh-t. That’s the beginning of the end. By the way, what world does Lindsay Lohan live in, where she not only thinks everyone should give her free drinks, but she actually cries and whines when they don’t give her free drinks? My guess is that world is called “Marguaritaville”. Probably right next to Crackheadburg. Two exits after Adderall Township.

Speaking of which, apparently on one of Lindsay’s crackhead adventures last week, she ran into her old friend/lover Courtenay Semel. Courtenay actually came out publicly several weeks ago and wrote one of several “open letters” to Lindsay about how Lohan needs to go to rehab, stat. Courtenay’s last rehab visit finally stuck, and now she wants Lindsay to go as well. In the letter, Courtenay talked about how Lindsay needs to go away for six months, find God and sobriety, and leave her 15 year old sister Ali the hell alone (more on Ali in a minute). Apparently, when Lindsay and Courtenay ran into each other at mutual friend Brittny Gastineau’s birthday party last week, Courtenay said all of that to Lindsay’s face. Lindsay started crying and threw a tantrum, predictably. Good try, Courtenay!

Now, onto Ali Lohan. Apparently, while in Los Angeles, Lindsay has been staying in hotels and she’s forcing her little sister to stay with her. Like, in her bed. A source tells Fox News 411 that Lindsay thinks making Ali come and stay with her is a way of “protecting” Ali. Christ.

As Lindsay Lohan’s father continues to leak private phone calls to the media, the troubled star is turning to her 14-year-old support as her sole support system.

“Lindsay lives out of a lot of hotels these days and if her sister, Ali is staying with her, Lindsay wants her to sleep in the same room,” a friend of Lindsay’s tells Fox411. “She’ll get two rooms, but put all the clothes and luggage in one room. She needs the support and love that having Ali around gives her. Having Ali by her side gives her comfort and she likes to think she is also protecting Ali.”

And while Lindsay hardly seems to be in a position to protect anyone, perhaps her instincts are for good reason. In the latest leaked conversation from Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s mother Dina discusses the status of Lindsay’s cutting/self-mutilation habits.

“The release of all the audio tapes has been terrible for Lindsay. She will never trust her father again and she’s had to handle a lot of it on her own.”

To add insult to injury, things with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson don’t seem to be going according to Lohan’s plans either.

“Lindsay is going through a lot right now and she and Sam are more distant than ever,” our source revealed. “She and Sam still speak, but Sam is working on other projects and is even doing a remix of some Good Charlotte music, which ties her further to Nicole Richie. Lindsay and Nicole no longer speak, but she wants Sam to be happy so she trying to let it go.”

[From Fox News 411]

One last note about the Lohan family: Michael Lohan has been accused of “skipping out on a promise to raise money for people with special needs.” The director of Family Residences and Essential Enterprises (a Long Island charity that helps special-needs families) claims that Michael was going to participate in a charity boxing match, the proceeds of which would go to FREE, but that Michael “didn’t show up”. The director, Jeff Cohen, took to Page Six to call Michael a “famewhore” and questions Michael’s manhood. Well done. Who hasn’t the Lohan family offended?

Here’s Lindsay arriving at that Hollywood Hills party at 4:30 AM Sunday morning, November 15, 2009. Credit: WENN.