Levi Johnston is not just your run-of-the-mill average former governor’s daughter impregnator. He’s a special, good looking former governor’s daughter impregnator. And don’t you forget it. Levi now flies first class, according to the New York Post. And he will not stand in line like run-of-the-mill average first class passengers. Because Levi is good looking. Or at least that’s what he keeps trying to tell us.

Levi also says that he’s been asked to do “Dancing With the Stars” – but that’s coming from him, not the DWTS folks. It could very well be true, since America seems to have a love affair with this kid. Though I don’t know why. And I think we only believe he’s good looking because we’re told we’re supposed to think that. He’s building his branding around it.

Anyhoo, looks aside, Levi wants us to know that he’s not a pr0n star and has no plans whatsoever to be one. Though Sarah Palin would disagree. And I say “looks aside” because, let’s be honest: they don’t matter one way or the other in pr0n. Levi needs something that’ll get him more attention than the novelty of a few dirty videos no one will ever admit to watching. He needs his name in lights.

Despite what Sarah Palin may think, Levi Johnston insists he’s not an aspiring [pr0n] star. And that’s exactly why we’re not going to be seeing all of Mr. Johnston’s junk in Playgirl. In fact, Johnston tells me he never had plans to go full frontal because…

“I’m 19,” he told me at last night’s GQ Men of the Year party at the Chateau Marmont. “I don’t want that image. I don’t want to get into [pr0n]. I don’t want to get into X-rated adult videos.”

Johnston says he’s seen some of the shots Playgirl is planning on releasing. “They turned out well,” he said. “I’m happy with them.”

What do his friends back in Alaska think of all this?

“I’m sure my friends are going to check them out and give me crap about them, but whatever,” Johnston said with a shrug. “I’m having fun with all of it.”

[From E! News]

Gut instinct tells me that Levi will have done at least six pr0n movies between the ages of 25 – 37. Right about then is when he’ll realize no one remembers who he is, he didn’t turn his teensie, weensie spot of fame into anything, and he better get a little cash before his much-hyped handsomeness has all but faded away.

So we know he doesn’t plan on pr0n. To me, that was his only viable option. What does Levi plan on? Something tells me he’s not going to be satisfied going back to Alaska and working as a pipe fitter. Not now, since he’s tasted the sweet life of first class air travel. Oh, I know. He’s going to be a model. I’m sure that’ll pan out even better.

Here’s Levi ironically accepting the [Pr0n] Crossover Award at the first annual Fleshbot Awards in
New York City on November 11th. I can’t even show a picture of what the award was shaped like. Images thanks to WENN.com .