Earlier this week it was reported that Amy Winehouse landed in the hospital for the bazilionith time over the weekend, supposedly for a reaction to her cold medication. Eye roll. The Mirror reported that she was sent to the London Clinic on the advice of her doctor, and was just supposed to stay the night. Now her uber-gabby dad Mitch is setting the story straight (thanks Mitch!) with the world’s worst overshare. Ever. Amy’s not in the hospital because of cold medication. Her breast implants are leaking.
MITCH WINEHOUSE’s mouth is almost as big as his daughter’s.
And giving him his own TV show means we’ll be hearing a lot more of his frank observations.
He revealed on his Living programme the real reason behind Amy’s trip to hospital at the weekend – and it’s not pretty.
He said: “It wasn’t because she had a cold.
“She’s fine, she just had a little (Mitch points to his chest) leaky something or other.”
Euew…
[From the Sun]
I am a freakishly curious person, and I want to know all sorts of things that aren’t by business. You can tell me all about stuff that other people would be mortified by, and I’m just fascinated. I never knew this until now, but it turns out I have a line. Leaky breast implants are my line. I maintain I still want to know everything up to that point. But once we cross over to the point where dads are talking about their daughter’s leaky implants… it’s just too much.
On a related note, is anyone else imagining an outward geyser-esq squirting? It’s so much funnier than a gentle inward dribble. I know that’s not how it works, but it’s the only thing I can do to rescue myself from the particulars of this story.
Here’s Amy leaving a pub in London on November 11th. Images thanks to WENN.com .
She’s going to pull something in her back if she keeps sticking her chest out so much! Her implants are a nice size; too bad she had a bad dr who didn’t go under the muscle. They look like orange halves bolted on her small frame.
He didn’t specifically say that her implants are leaking. Could be a problem with her incisions or something. (I know, eeuuww).
No dad should be blabbing about his daughter’s titty implants. Gross.
those are awful implants. blech!
@ Green is Good Yeah! What a creepy dad. Maybe Ames just missed her arm and mainlined her boob.
Oh Oh OH! My man went to Camden street to go look for her, And he couldn’t find her! When he was is London I specifically asked him to go there and if you see her get an autograph and a pic if he could (or at least a punch in the face from her), and it didn’t work. And he was soooo close! He was there, on Camden street that night! Nov.11th. i just about had a heart attack when I logged onto d listed and MK had the pics up! To think! My man could have gotten a pic with Amy in all her big tittied glory! And it didn’t happen! Argh!
(p.s. I hope she’s ok. My man said it was chilly that night and she just has that undershirt on.
It’s very, very hard to bust implants. This girl lives a hard life. Good grief!
ive said it before and i am saying it again: the UK has the WORST boob jobs ever! what is up with the plastic surgeons over there?!?!
I have breast implants…and for ONE YEAR after I got them (doctors orders) I was not ever supposed to wear any kind of underwire bra…I was only allowed to wear this sports bra type thing that I also had to sleep in. I also had to do special exercises to keep the pocket they make for the implant open…that way they don’t harden up and look super fake.
Amy jumped right into wearing push up bras and underwire…she’s not following doctors orders because she would rather look super sexy. Idiot. You have to take care of them while they are healing or else you’ll have massive problems with them.
I wonder if she has the kind with a port so you can adjust the amount of saline and therefore your boob size?
Lol the ads I’ve got for this story include one for stopping leaky showers.
Those freckles look fake.
She needs to put the titties away and release some new music. I was going through my records the other day and stumbled onto her’s and thought, “Oh that’s right, she used to be a great singer!”
Her freckles are fake, she colors them in. You can see it in some of the close-ups I’ve seen. I think she really has freckles, but she ‘accentuates’ them. *rolls eyes*
And yes, I have been saying from the start that she has not been taking care of herself since the implants, as she was prancing around bra-less within days of getting them.
@ hatsumomo – Camden is an entire town. She doesn’t just walk up and down one street all day.
If you want to find her, just go to the Hawley Arms at night and you might run into her.
She looks like her bra’s taking her out for a stroll in these pics.
@gg, Oh! I thought Camden was a part of downtown London, you know how they have the districts divided by names. Like Cheswick, where my man’s flat was. Its still considered London, just a part of it?
Edit: I just asked him and he said his flat was in Stockly, London, U.K.
I didn’t know that she is an abituée of Hawley Arms. Everytime I go to London I drop in on that pub just to see if Jonathan Rhys Meyers is there too.
Breast implants make me sad… 🙁
I bet Amy regrets her purchase. Leaky implants can cause major health complications.
I wonder if it was an incision that isn’t healing correctly. Given the fact that it is AW, I wouldn’t doubt it.
I’m pegging myself as much older here, but she’s beginning to look SO much like Barbie’s friend Midge.
Does anybody else think she’s being manipulated by someone in an authority position (ahemMitch?cough) to undergo this “radical transformation” shit to “restore her image”, (minus the ones seared into our collective conscious) … and she’s compliant only because the medical nature of the “transformation” gives her a ready excuse for any drug-related shenanigans that make hospital pit-stops?
I suddenly feel a tiny misplaced pang of pride for our ‘hometown hero’ Britney Spears… what a silent father she has. Bravo, srlsy.
@ hatsumomo: You’re right, Camden Town is a borough of London, but you said “Camden Street”. There actually is a Camden Street but it’s only one street of many in Camden.
Amy’s favorite Bars, reportedly, are The Hawley Arms and The World. But she doesn’t go there every day.
I know they’re just great Amy but do we really have to see your ENTIRE bra sticking out of your top? She looks like trash, which I guess is what she’s going for…
I’d like to suck the saline right out of them titties!!!!!
Tell the truth, is having a reaction to cold medicine just a fancy way of saying she overdosed on meth again?
Fake titties and tattoos don’t mix, neither does dirt, needle marks and cutting marks. Yikes, the girl’s all twisted!
Guess she figured the only good veins left were in her tits and missed.
Leaking boobs to match her fading career. Genius post, javelin, BTW!
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