The Kardashian women fail to ingratiate themselves with the Laker wives

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Boy those Kardashian women sure know how to ingratiate themselves to a group of people. If the best way to ingratiate yourself is to act like bitchy, catty high school girls. Khloe Kardashian – now Mrs. Lamar Odom – took her mom Kris Jenner with her to her first Laker game once she got hitched. However upon arrival Khloe was extremely dismayed to learn that she was not upgraded to courtside seats upon the completion of her nuptials, and instead was forced to sit with the other Laker wives. This naturally resulted in a lot of passive-aggressive loud whispering.

Sounds like things were a little tense last week, the first time reality TV star Khloe Kardashian attended a Los Angeles Lakers game at L.A.’s Staples Center since she married Lakers star Lamar Odom.

Seems Kardashian — joined by her mom and manager, Kris Jenner — was very unhappy to learn she didn’t get courtside seats. Guess the new Mrs. Odom assumed she’d be plunked down right next to Jack Nicholson!

At any rate, Ms. Khloe huffily sat herself in the section reserved for the Lakers’ wives — where several of the other spouses were overheard ”stage whispering” less-than-complimentary cracks about Kardashian and her family’s TV antics.

Camp Kardashian denies any snit fits at the game, but one nearby observer claims both Khloe and Kris voiced snide comments about Laker wives. Kardashian supposedly was irked seeing Kobe Bryant’s wife, Vanessa, accompanied by bodyguards as she went to the ladies room.

When Bryant heard about the complaint, she reportedly just rolled her eyes and added her own ”stage whisper” to the chorus of Laker wives’ comments.

[From the Chicago Sun-Times]

It’s so hard not to make a “Nobody puts Khloe in the corner!” joke right now. Which is totally where she belongs. I’m sorry, but if you kinda/sorta/maybe marry a Laker and you get to sit with the other Laker wives, you should be damn grateful. I’m sure those are still fantastic seats. Khloe and Lamar were still hammering out the details of their prenup weeks after their wedding ceremony. They were all evasive and vague about it with their denials, so it’s still unclear whether they’re union is legit. If I were the person on the Laker’s staff responsible for tickets, I’d be like, “Show me your wedding license and I’ll see what I can do. “ Oh, but in a passive-aggressive whisper with lots of barely stifled giggles. Please, ladies.

Though if I were Vanessa Bryant, I’d be careful. As I remember she comes up to Kobe’s waist or something. Khloe could crush her. Maybe she should try that with Jack Nicholson, and then take his seats.

Here’s Khloe leaving a nail salon in West Hollywood on Tuesday. According to Pacific Coast News, “She was being a bit moody and not wanting to be photographed. After she got her nails done she drove over to the staples center to watch Lamar Odom play for the Los Angeles Lakers.” Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.

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  1. audrey says:

    she looks like a female jon gosselin in that header pic.

  2. Firestarter says:

    Ugh! Did anyone expect these people to act any different? She and her mom are idiots!

  3. rzrlvr says:

    you know, i’m no Khloe fan, I’m no Kardashian fan period, but i’m kind of tired of the jokes about her size. I’m about 6 foot myself, and it’s not like the choice was mine. Women who are tall are either bashed on for being godzilla’s or, if you’re Nicole Kidman, bashed on for being Nicole Kidman. Not all tall women are godzilla’s. Khloe is not that big. Is her attitude terrible? Yes. Is she WAY self entitled for absolutely no reason? Yes. Is the whole Kardashian mentality disgusting? god yes. However, the jokes about body image when she’s not that big, and about height, aren’t that amusing in such a body conscious time.

  4. JayBird says:

    I meant that more as a joke about Vanessa’s size – which is why I kidded that she only comes up to Kobe’s waist. I’m 5’9.

  5. LolaBella says:

    *Stage whispers ‘I wish the Kardashians would all just go away’*

  6. Squirtle says:

    I think she looks great! Seems like married life is treating her pretty well!

  7. Obvious says:

    @rzrlvr, jaybird’s comment was meant as an insult, but i do agree with you about the way people back on khloe. she’s an attractive woman-just not compared to her sisters. and no woman deserves to be constantly ridiculed for the looks-unlss they got bad plastic surgery, then it’s their own damn fault for trying to change who they are-in that case mock away.

  8. GatsbyGal says:

    She would look a lot less fat in the face if she wore sunglasses that fit.

  9. snowball says:

    I would feel worse for Khloe if she didn’t have such an air of entitlement about her (just like her sisters do).

    I also would feel worse about snickering at the Sasquatch jokes if she’d only fricking wear something that wasn’t purchased at Sluts-R-Us. She’s the one that puts herself out in comparison to her sisters, but she dresses just as inappropriately as they do and it looks awful on her. Behaving as crappy as they do isn’t attractive either.

    Basically, my point is, if you are hurt by comparisons to your sisters, find your own identity and backbone and flip off anyone who doesn’t think you’re pretty enough.

    And either get a dang haircut or quit wearing it like you’re trying to cover up your face. Really, she invites criticism sometimes.

  10. Eileen Yover says:

    I don’t get bent out of shape when people who aren’t attractive are a celebrity when they have some sort of talent, but when I see this girl who is seriously ugly, prancing around on a tv show with two other nontalent unattractive famewhores, it seriously preturbs me. Who the hell is this girl and why do I have to see her everywhere? Please make all three go away!?!? Please?

  11. Sumodo says:

    If Khloe wants to fit in at a game, she should call up Kate Hudson for pointers. Kate went from oddity to team lucky charm in short order. Get on the phone, Khloe!!!

  12. Praise St. Angie! says:

    There were a couple of very good points made by obvious and snowball.

    as obvious pointed out, she is ok looking, just not when compared to her sisters. unfortunately for her, she is almost always seen/photographed WITH her sisters, so comparison is inevitable.

    which brings me to snowball’s point. she DOES need to get her own identity so that people DO stop comparing her to her sisters.

  13. Popcorny says:

    These ten-cent sewer hags are promoting themselves (and being promoted) based on their appearances, this is the sum total of what they offer for public *burp*consumption*burp*.
    Totally fair game and can’t always have it be sunshine.
    So there’s no shame in pointing out how silly the big over-accessorized beast looks trying to appear dainty, sexy or cute when she is clearly none of those.
    It’s bad enough when the only talent is beauty … but when the overpaid and over-photographed Lurch isn’t even qualified for THAT, but is trying to sell it that way, it’s an all out assault on the senses not to mention the eyes.
    She’s a completely repulsive human being.

  14. Carrie Thompson says:

    I have to say, though the Kardashian sisters are utterly useless, I much, much, much prefer them to Paris Hilton. If we have to have vapid “heiresses” in the public conscience (and believe me, we do!) I’ll take the K sisters over Paris Hilton any day.

  15. RobN says:

    If I were Kobe’s wife, I think I’d just keep my mouth shut. Last I heard at least Lamar hadn’t raped anybody and had to write a big check to pay them off.

  16. RobN says:

    If I were Kobe’s wife, I think I’d just keep my mouth shut. La

  17. taya says:

    I would be pissed too if I had to sit next to Kobe’s wife. She is a nasty bitch!
    Anyhoo..all the K sisters are annoying and have no talents or skills what-so-ever then to trap a man.

  18. Kevin says:

    So what has any of the Laker wives done that is so impressive? I mean other than banging a pro athlete into submission. Basketball is the biggest sport going in LA. (sad I know. If you have no NFL, You have no shit). And these other married skanks don’t want her in their little club. Screw em. I hope Yeti shows up with her camera crew and everything next time.

  19. Codilla says:

    Popcorny: Bwahahahahaha! The phrase, “the-cent sewer hags” is an instant classic.

  20. Oh My says:

    @Kevin – I think you’ve got it backwards. I don’t think the other Laker wives are excluding her because they think they’ve done something more impressive than the Kardashians; I think they (like most rational people) are completely underwhelmed by these famewhores whose actual talent seems to be inversely proportional to their degree of entitlement

  21. Candice says:

    I dont think they include her into their inner circle because they know this whole wedding thing is fake.I the wives have the inside scoop through their husbands.

  22. bros says:

    popcorny: dead on.

  23. Kevin says:

    I wouldn’t wipe my butt with the NBA. If it ain’t NFL, LPGA, Women’s Tennis, the PGA if Tiger is playing then I’m probably not glued to the tele. for sports. I just think it’s funny that Khloe married into the club and all these other “Married wells” are all upset about her doing the same thing they did. Do you think Mrs. Bryant would be married to the rapist if he wasn’t gold on the hardwood? That’s all I’m saying. Popcorny…classic!

  24. Green Is Good says:

    Popcorny: “overpaid and over-photographed Lurch”.

    That’s priceless! Ha ha ha!

  25. Anoneemouse says:

    Must have been a part of the prenup war that Khloe lost….lol

  26. GeminiGirl says:

    Wasn’t she photographed recently with Kim sitting courside??