In recent months/years, there are always conspiracies about Prince William and Kate and the real state of their marriage and whether they would ever divorce. I maintain my belief that they will stay married up until the day that William sees a better option for himself and a way to extricate himself without harming his reputation. Rose Hanbury isn’t the “solution” – I actually feel slightly bad for Rose, she’s a well-connected aristocrat living in a palatial estate and she has no desire (from what I can see) to upend her life to be the next Princess of Wales. She’s constantly being dragged into these conversations basically because she allegedly f–ked William out of boredom. So, William and Kate will stay married, and they will likely continue to live separate lives.
I also believe that William began distancing himself from the Middletons several years ago, specifically in May/June 2021. That was when he ordered Kate to stay away from the Diana-statue unveiling and the Middletons went on the attack against William. Remember this unhinged piece from 2021? Yeah. I wonder if that’s what’s happening again, because all of sudden, the Middletons want to remind everyone that they are central to the well-being of the monarchy. They are the keen linchpins! From Richard Kay’s piece in the Daily Mail, “The Middletons are at the heart of our new royal order… This may have been his father’s day, but the prominence given to William’s in-laws shows that they are now absolutely central to the future wellbeing of the Royal Family.”
The Middletons were in the seventh row at the Abbey: Given that they are grandparents of the next king but one, it was understandable that Kate should want both her mother, a former flight attendant who was brought up in a council flat, and her father, a one-time aircraft despatcher, close at hand. What was surprising was the presence of her brother and sister when pressure of space meant so many more familiar names were absent from the guest list.”
The Middletons are the future of the monarchy: Beyond this very visible picture of dizzying social mobility that the Middletons represent, their presence — more than perhaps anyone else’s at Saturday’s ceremony — is a very clear sign about the future direction of the monarchy. Charles may be on the throne but by including William’s in-laws and in such a conspicuous position in the Abbey, there was a tacit acknowledgement of the role the Middletons are undoubtedly going to play. So while this was his father’s day, it was also the beginning of a new royal order.
Prepare yourselves for more Flop Tours: The King and Camilla will lean heavily on William and Kate in the years ahead. Indeed, it is already possible to look not too much further into the future to see the day when the King and Queen step back from overseas tours, for instance, just as Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip did. This would mean the Prince and Princess taking on those visits to distant Commonwealth countries and far-flung realms, in the way that Charles did when he was Prince of Wales, easing the burden on his parents. When that happens — and in the case of the Queen, who finds international travel gruelling, this may be sooner than people realise — it will be Mike and Carole Middleton who are called on to help out by taking care of Prince George and his siblings Charlotte and Louis.
The Middletons love to help out: Kate’s parents have been ‘brilliant’, according to friends, at stepping in and helping out, always willing to drop everything at a moment’s notice. Mrs Middleton’s decision to step back from the day-to-day running of her online party paraphernalia business will free up still more time. Carole has always been just ‘Granny’ to Kate’s three children although they have, of course, been told everything about their other grandmother, Princess Diana.
William needs the Middletons now that Harry is gone: The split with Prince Harry, whose graceless contribution to his father’s Coronation saw him leave for the U.S. directly after the Abbey service, is another significant factor in placing Carole and Mike front and centre as the new royal order takes shape. Even without the disgraced Prince Andrew, Charles has continued to enjoy the active support of his sister Anne and brother Edward in picking up the royal slack. There is no such back-up for William, who had always hoped that his brother would be at his side, not just when he was Prince of Wales but also King. With the prospect of any kind of reconciliation fast disappearing, William has no one but Kate to support him through the challenges ahead.
William needs to ease his burden: And, since Charles has admitted he would have struggled to cope without Camilla to encourage and reassure him, there is an understanding between father and son that anything William can do to ease the burden will be granted. That’s where the Middletons come in.
Bill Middleton: After his and Kate’s wedding in 2011, William was more determined than ever to transpose the Middletons’ way of doing things into his own marriage. It shows most clearly in the way their three children have been raised. It helps, of course, that they are not the offspring of a damaged marriage.
Harry changed William & Charles’s relationship: Harry’s decision first to quit Britain and royal life and then to use his exile to mount attacks on his father, stepmother, brother and sister-in-law brought about a rapid rapprochement between Charles and William. The relationship between the two had not truly been close for years: William often felt he and Kate were simply there to inject an X-factor into royal life. Father and son have short tempers. But now there was cause for a joint enterprise — both Charles and William feared that Harry’s real and imagined complaints about royal life and the treatment of Meghan was doing serious damage to the royal brand.
“There is an understanding between father and son that anything William can do to ease the burden will be granted…” What is this burden you speak of? Is the burden in the room with us now? Because William does f–k all and he’s always been lazy as hell, but sure, I’ll buy that Charles lets William do whatever he wants. This is an old-school “promise to be keen” layered into a story about how Carole and Mike are the linchpins of the monarchy because… they’ll look after their grandchildren when William and Kate are making asses out of themselves overseas. As I said, William will stay in this marriage until he sees an easy way out, which may never come. He was once close to the Middletons but in recent years, he’s seemingly kept them at arm’s length. For good reason. I think the Middleton operation has gone tits-up in several different ways, not just Party Pieces on the brink of bankruptcy, but… it feels like there are other shoes left to drop.
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I don’t think Charles cares much for the middletons. This is more helpless Charles and will spin. Will needs to work a lot more.
Exactly – the flaw here is the assumption will and Kate will actually pick up more duties.
The middletons would like to play more in the royal court. Charles doesnt care. I feel the rift between william and kate started when someone, probably from the middleton’s side, said that william would go cry, lying on mama middleton’s lap. That was right before Kate’s embiggening period where she was top CEO.
Carole Middleton (not sure about him) has wanted a title since William and Kate got married. It ramped up when George was born. Poor George, the only heir without all titled grandparents!
This is Middleton PR to set themselves up as some sort of ‘family in waiting’ to the Wails now that their business is bankrupt and there is no one willing to bail them out anymore. I agree that the other shoe will drop and I can imagine soon when Cams sees this – the Mids trying to oust her family.
Ma is over reaching again and a slap down is coming – the Windsors are not going to like them trying to set themselves up as the next Royal family. I’ve always thought this was Ma’s end game – to replace the Windsors with her family. Its only a matter of time before we see Ma with Catty at engagements – its coming folks.
I’ve seen enough housecoats, thank you very much. I bet they do a matchy-matchy thing. Maybe they’ll both wear the headbands made for small children! How two women can look like both little girls and old women at the same time is truly amazing.
I too agree with your assessment of what Ma’s endgame. With Harry and Meghan out she is closer to her goal.
Well we know we’ll see her at Royal Ascot, right? I would not be surprised if she’s somehow visible at the Trooping under the guise of “taking care of the grandchildren” (even if she’s not on the balcony obviously.) I bet we’ll see her actually attend Wimbledon with Kate, usually she just sits a row behind or isn’t there with Kate. And if there is a Balmoral visit this summer (is that still going to be a thing?) Carole will definitely want to be photographed there somehow.
So there are 4 possible royal sightings with Carole and Kate, and my guess is we’ll start to see more things like that, and then bam. Actual royal engagements.
It was yet another article in Opposite Day. The coronation was all about Camilla’s family, the Middletons were also-rans. And while supposedly building them up, the article also got in quite a few jabs: reminding everyone yet again that Carole was a flight attendant, grew up in subsidized housing, the Midds were seated in the 8th row (closer to ‘Iceland’ than Harry), Pippa & James invited but Lord & Lady Toffy-nosed were not, etc. etc.
Yes! Along with them being the “picture of dizzying social mobility.” That’s not meant to be a compliment.
The “dizzying social mobility” was the funniest shade I’ve read in a while 😀
Is it a law or rule that William has to be married at all times? I’ve thought for awhile that he will annouce a divorce soon after the coronation. Even if there isn’t another woman waiting. You can tell he can’t stand Kate. And even if they are living seperatly they still have to do appearances together. And he seems to hate those also. Plus him being divorced would seem to be easier for him to look for a more suitable wife. And this article just seems to be the Middletons trying to put that off. To make William think he can’t do it without them.
There’s nothing that says he has to be married, but it’s bad optics for his marriage to fail (especially if people are sympathetic to Kate in the breakup). I don’t think they’ll ever divorce. Kate wants her position and William wants to look good, and being portrayed as a family man is an easy way to win public sympathy. They might end up living entirely separate lives whilst continuing the marriage, which is pretty traditional so it seems very appropriate for them.
*I* know: the Middletons will go on royal tours!
Team KP is running scared and panicking, lol. Nobody cares about the Middletons.
Carole’s eyes are almost shut by her cheek fillers! LOL
She looks not like Ma Middleton. A very bad look.
It seems that mother and daughter took advantage of the 2-for-1 deal at the local Buckleberry dermatologist’s office. They sure lovvvve have those fillers, huh?
Nearly fell off the sofa laughing!
And two for one on the hair extensions? Ma’s hair suspiciously thick for nearly 70
Yes, how has her thin hair miraculously become so thick and voluminous.
Fillers, Botox, and really 80’s eyeliner. They love that aging under the eye liner, don’t they? Ma Midds’ forehead is plastered in place and there is nary a wrinkle.
What has she done to her face? Botoxed almost to death. Her face has changed completely, what on earth was she thinking.
Now she has started she won’t be able to stop because her face is going to fall even more.
Huh, I don’t remember seeing this “future of the monarchy” on the balcony with the rest of the RF. I suppose the “dizzying social mobility” of this former flight attendant and this one-time aircraft dispatcher only rises so far.
Sounds like they’re trying to do a Camilla. Just lurk around until Chuck is dead, then they’ll insert their family. Just mentioning “social mobility” in 2023 speaks of aristo condesendence. In many other countries, including a few with monarchies, that wouldn’t be a topic at all.
I think it’s so fun how one Coronation gives hope to side-pieces AND ex-flight attendants everywhere!
I mean as more Windsors die off, the Middleton court would get bigger. But it’s so hard to care …these ppl can f themselves.
Yeah no. That’s the thing there’s other nobles to push down before and let’s face it, the parker bowles now too. It’s going to be more and more dangerous for them. They should have kept Harry and Meghan a lot more to be shielded from what’s coming….I can’t wait.^^
“Party paraphernalia”? Why would they call it that?
Anyway, Charles and William are going to drift right apart again (if they ever even neared), because Harry gives them nothing. Their mutual fear and loathing of him is no longer something to bond over, since he’s gone and put them behind him. It’s over. They have to think of something else to do–he’s not going to give them anything else to stew and bond over. When the enemy of your enemy is your friend, what happens when your enemy is no longer part of the equation, and all you’re left with is your frenemy?
“ When the enemy of your enemy is your friend, what happens when your enemy is no longer part of the equation, and all you’re left with is your frenemy?”
Good question.
W&K do not look like they have a rock-solid marriage. If they stay together, if their kids have regular access and a good relationship to the Middletons, and if the RF allows it, the Middletons will occupy that treasured spot. As Kaiser said, if W doesn’t find anyone better before then.
@ThatsNotOkay, “paraphernalia” = drugs = Uncle Gary.
“When the enemy of your enemy is your friend, what happens when your enemy is no longer part of the equation, and all you’re left with is your frenemy?”
Easy–they are left with their insatiable egos, ulcerating traumas, and the holes in their souls that will never be filled. 😉
I just noticed that Carol is wearing those blue earrings and necklace that look like Kate‘s engagement ring. Weird.
Carle has previously been seen wearing the exact same clothes as Kate. I am honestly convinced that Kate’s stylist is her mother.
Agree. I’m convinced of it. And Ma probably wearing Diana’s jewellery to boot
Is Richard Kay a known Middleton mouthpiece because this reads really shady to me. I can see this riling up the Fail’s hateful readership against these common upstart pretenders thinking that they are raising “the next king but one”. I’m inclined to believe this is a sneaky hit piece by Camilla’s cronies instead of a poorly strategized effort from the Middletons.
With H&M less available to provide content, she needs a new target and who better than those who might displace her family as the most prominent royal leeches? Camilla will make sure the Midds are too unpopular for titles so she can get them all for her own grasping offspring.
That’s how it read to me, more insulting of the Middletons rather than praising. ‘Dizzying social mobility’, Pippa & James taking up seats of more important people, etc. etc. This was Camilla’s show, Charles was almost an afterthought.
So where are the nanny’s embiggening articles since I’m sure she does the most for the children? Nanny Maria must be a linchpin. And, instead of talking to H&M to try to resolve things, C & W teamed up against them. Gee, that looks good for the “diplomats” and church leader.
I think embiggening non royals like the Middletons and the Parker Bowles’ as if they are royals is something the British media will come to regret. Once you start implying that royal adjacents are as good as Windsors because the numbers are shrinking, you are going to lose whatever “magic” is left in the concept of royalty. And let’s face it, with this bunch, there’s not any magic to begin with.
And I think William has had it with the Middletons because they’ve obviously become a money Hoover, vacuuming all his cash.
Given how broke Ma and Pa Mids are I suspect this is an attempt to get Peggy to cough up some cash for them or to set them up on the Royal pay roll in some way. They are living beyond their means and sounds like no one is bank rolling them any more.
I think this is exactly why they write these pieces. The royals themselves are boring and give them nothing and exile, whether it’s Harry and Meghan or even Beatrice, anyone young and exciting who goes out and has connections, etc. So, the papers big up whoever they can get their hands on instead. Every public appearance like this by the Middletons also erodes their ability to complain about news stories as being violations of their privacy as private citizens. Because private citizens aren’t the Future Queen’s parents or sitting third row at the Coronation.
I have never seen anything like this in fx the Danish tabloid press. No one is writing about how Mary or Marie’s birth families are the future pillars of the Danish monarchy. It is just so bizarre seeing these articles about how the Parke-Bowles and Middleton families are the future of the British monarchy.
I suppose it’s always possible the Kay piece was, in fact, hinting that the Middletons will have to be central to the monarchy in this new reign to prop up their deeply troubled daughter…….
What a load!! The are going to be central to picking up the pieces when Peg makes it legal and is off for good. Nobody believes that Chuckles likes these people.
“no one but Kate to support him…..” that almost feels like a threat. Like the Middletons are saying to William – your brother hates you, your father can barely stand you, you hate your stepmother, your cousins give the impression of “command performances” when you make them attend functions like Kate’s sad carol service – you’re stuck with Kate, because she’s all you have left, so you can’t divorce her. And why mention that unless the Middletons think William has forgotten that Kate is all he has left?
and this is 100% middleton PR obviously but like all their PR, its so obvious and heavy-handed that its going to backfire IMO. Remember it was after the whole “Carole is William’s true mother” or whatever BS that was that Kate was banned from the statue unveiling.
William’s response to this puff piece is that IG video. Kate is barely in it. He’s the heir apparent. He will be king. Him! Not her.
At the end of the day I don’t think he really cares if kHate is there or not to support him – he will be King and the rest of the family will circle the wagons around him when the time comes. If it comes to it I can see him giving a royal role to Bea as she really wants it, same with Zara. He has cousins who want royal roles and doesn’t need Catty or her grasper family.
That’s the thing, right? he doesn’t actually need Kate. It’s not like she’s tearing up the CC with her engagements anyway. People barely notice when she takes her extended vacations multiple times a year. She could easily be replaced by Bea a few times a year, Zara at some garden parties, Edo attending some galas, etc. And then the Wales children themselves when they get older.
If she offers him no emotional support, and barely works publicly – what is she giving him that’s so irreplaceable? the title of a happily married man for those not paying attention?
But the Middletons sure want to remind him that he absolutely DOES need Kate, which they would only do if they thought he had figured out he does not need her.
If that makes sense lol.
Yeah it does – he’s never needed her and stories like this just show how desperate the Middletons are, they know the marriage is dead in the water, they are living separate lives and its only a matter of time before it becomes public knowledge. Catty can flounce around being smug all she likes but at the end of the day she’s replaceable and he will replace her if he wants to compete with the Sussex’s. And he does want to compete with Harry – he wants to be more important than Harry.
Who knows if the affair with Rose is still going on but either way he’ll have someone else, he always does. It’s only a matter of time before he finds his Camilla – someone who is happy to start as a side piece but then wants to progress to wife and then Queen. He might have already found her who knows but I really believe Catty will never be Queen/QC – there are signs that she’s being sidelined.
The Middletons forget that they are not important to the future because it is George and to a lesser extent Charlotte and Louis who are the future.
Ma is heavily involved in raising those children and as such sees herself as the power behind the throne. She has firmly placed herself and Mike as the children’s only grandparents – we know Charles doesn’t seem them that often and I think thats both down to the Wails and Middletons.
I think that worked when they were younger but William seems to be more involved as a parent than Charles ever was and if he is distancing the Middletons in general, he will counter her influence. Especially with George.
“Graceless contribution?” They make it sound like he was disruptive. If the cameras weren’t so fixated on him instead of the left over royals, no one would have known he bounced right after the clowning. He wasn’t going to be on the balcony or have any role to start with. Poor Hary, it doesn’t matter what he does or doesn’t do. (Same with Meghan, who didn’t even go but had endless headlines about lemon cake and hiking!)
As an American, I love upward mobility. Our class structure is based more on money than on someone born centuries ago. That said, I’m here for the smackdown.
Our class structure being “based more on money” is not a win.
Look what that’s getting us! Down with class structures.
I laughed at the “dizzying social mobility” comment. Two commoners who once actually (gasp!) worked for a living are at the Coronation! Because, you know, they sent their kid to university and she met Prince William there. The pace of social change, it boggles the mind! Now, let’s get back to the golden carriage, the octogenarian “Working Royals” and the Stone we stole from Scotland a thousand years ago….
Hilarious, isn’t it? This piece reads less like embiggening and more like putting the Middletons in their place. They should be grateful that they were raised from their middle class depths up to the dizzying heights of the 7th row. And they’ll be central to the monarchy as baby sitters when W&K are away.
Kate and Carole must be thanking their lucky stars they squeezed a house in Windsor out of the Queen and Charles last year, lest the media start reporting how much time Kate spends at Bucklebury.
What is the gist on MA Middleton and Camilla, do they get along? I don’t believe I have ever seen them interact. Camilla is such a snob I’m sure she thinks Carole is just another peasant
Camilla and Chuck hate the midds. Camilla doesn’t like kkkate either. She helped Will see Jecca while kkkate was gone. When CarolE did that whole skip chuck thing, she played her hand too much. Cams will slap them soon.
I’m so confused by this article. Maybe I didn’t read it closely enough but are the Middletons angling to become working royals? Are they going to start going on tours, like when Carol went to a Rite Aide in New Jersey to sell party balloons?
That’s what I read in between the lines. Is Pippa going to become a royal Arly Years Ambassador so Kate can do even less? Is James Middleton going to go to the pubs now with Burger King and talk to the peasants?
Maybe they figure they have a chance now that Camilla’s non-royal family is being included.
Well, Camilla’s ex-husband already did an engagement, so why not them too? But I have the feeling that neither Charles/Camilla nor William would be here for that possibility. I also think the Middletons are becoming more desperate as they continue to struggle with offloading Party Pieces. Carole probably expected and/or hoped that William would bail her out or at least assist her with the problem, and it seems like he’s not helping at all.
I agree that Kate is replaceable if TOB falls in love with someone who is a better fit for QC role. But who would want to be his second wife because he is unattractive, has a filthy temper and the oddest family plus you and your family would get a mauling from BM?
From all accounts Kate was the only one that was willing to marry him and all the women he wanted turned him down – and that was when he was younger and we knew less about his temper (and he had more hair). I don’t see him finding anyone else that will marry him, I doubt they’ll ever formally split up.
I think if the Middletons were “absolutely central” to the monarchy, they might have been seated further forward than row 7, and Pippa and James would have got plus 1’s (I actually think it really pissed them off that they didn’t).
Prince Harry gets row 3 = snubbed, “in Iceland”. Middletons get row 7 = shows how important they are. Hmm.
This is just Carole briefing the press yet again because she’s nervous that they’re not in the inner sanctum any more. I definitely think there’s distance with William. This is just another one of her “BRF’s secret weapon” stories.
That’s ‘royal math’! Sort of along the lines of slimmed monarchy where fewer people collect the same amount of money from the privy purse.
That article is 98% lie. It reads like someone who wants to start trouble for the middletons. Maybe Tom parker b wrote it.
First, william had a jealousy going on with Harry. He was never going to give harry good jobs. Those would be reserved for friends and cousins that bow to him or he likes. He doesn’t care about results. Kate has no wins. Couldn’t even finish that rowing team thing.
Secondly, the middletons do no work. There are pictures of Spencer’s roaming around being a part. James middleton could’ve easily joined a household regiment for like 2 years. Pippa could’ve worked somewhere. They didn’t. All these lies are dated. 20 years in. The middletons aren’t saving anyone.
Hopefully George is smart and joins a military branch but he doesn’t even seem to be a scout.
Off-topic but man, what has Carole done to her face? Botox and fillers? She looks very different, especially around the eyes. Very different!
Not off topic at all.
She looks dreadful. She has over botoxed and her face will never be right and she will need to keep doing fillers forever…
Of course Bulliam and Keen will volunter for the oversees tours to the commonwealth countrys.
No risk they would actually have to work since soon there will be no commonwealth left.
No way are W&K doing overseas tours again, they are way too lazy. They’ll go on a tropical vacation to a commonwealth country and will post a couple pics or video to SM at best.
I almost spat my tea out when I read about “more flop tours”! That and the nonsense about easing William’s burden. Heh??? I can’t wait for William and Kate to get fired on live television in more commonwealth countries, where they’re going to be keeping the non-white people at arm’s-length again (or behind chain link fences). It really sounds mainly like the Middletons are babysitting, which most grandparents do. Seeing as these children have nannies, that can’t be hard.
So, I’m curious. You can clearly see Carol wearing her wedding band. But anyone noticed Micheal doesn’t?
Is that a British thing?
Even my husband wears a soft silicone band when he’s not wearing his regular band.
How are they central? In taking Kate back when she’s dumped by Will for Rose?
I thought this part was the bigger threat to William:
“William was more determined than ever to transpose the Middletons’ way of doing things into his own marriage. It shows most clearly in the way their three children have been raised. It helps, of course, that they are not the offspring of a damaged marriage.”
It’s basically warning William not to divorce Kate, or their children will be emotionally damaged.
The Monarchy will get another older couple in their midst? How does that help. I think the Mids are trying hard to remind people they’re still around. Yes, they’re grandparents, but their access to the children will lie with William IMO.
I think the RF /BP is sidelining Kate already, relating to the camera angles seen on tv during the coronation itself. They didn’t have to sit the 2 children between them in the church as Kate *could have sat next to william and Louie next to her then charlotte…
but regardless of that, what i noticed is that the camera angle from the Front of the church out across the thrones family , guests. that old midevil wood throne *completely blocked Kate from our view on screen!. Seriouysly go back and look at the video of the entire coronation in the church. (i saw it on ?cbs but i assume ALL video was shot by BBC .
that wood throne blocking her from being seen on camera (along with ocrouse Harry who sat farther towards the entrance.. (and Anns hat was NO mistake).
Nothing more than social climbers and wannabe’s. Sure underneath we are all the same, but the Midds are not regal, royal or anything else that would elevate them to public adoration. Giving them royal status would be a huge mistake.
Khate and her family will fight to stop Harry and William reconciling. It seems like they have too much to lose if Harry is an active part of his family. Khate is constantly feeding the flames of hate as much as possible. People seem to forget how she got to where she is, and is definitely not a victim. A very cold, calculating predator who stalked William and the BRF until she inserted herself when she became the last woman standing. There is always a major focus on Williams temper, what about hers ? Playing the abuse card gets her even more publicity, women are abusers too, but society usually ignores this until its too late for their victims.
Obviously the marriage is going to continue , William has accepted his fate and will remain with Kate, he doesn’t have the support of courage to split up even if he wants to