– Lindsay Lohan has a new special friend [CelebNewsWire]
– Heidi Montag’s Fake Engagement To Spencer Pratt Is Off [DListed]
– Coco and Ice-T in a truly cringe-worthy NSFW pose [Bossip]
– Clash of the Choirs with Nick Lachey, Patti LaBelle and Michael Bolton shows us what shitty TV we’re in for with the writer’s strike [Pajiba]
– Are Jay-Z and Beyonce secretly married? [Celebslam]
– Ashlee Simpson’s trippy new video [yeeeah]
– Marlon Brando once told Johnny Depp not to share anything with the press about his family. If only he had called up Brad Pitt when he had the chance. [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Christina Aguilera looking unhappy on her 27th birthday [Bastardly]
– Courteney Cox and David Arquette go to Disney land [ICYDK]
– Tara Reid in a bikini again [Drunken Stepfather]
– Katie Price in the hospital after “falling down the stairs” [Hollywood Rag]
– 73 Year-Old Dame Judi Dench still has it [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Matthew McConaughey got a cut near his eye while training for his new movie and needed stitches [Agent Bedhead]
– This made me lol so hard: Paris Hilton got told off by Russian little people after she talked to them in a baby voice [The Blemish]
– Rihanna Upskirt Defense Pictures [CityRag]
– Larry Birkhead Wants His Chance At Britney [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Lily Allen out with her boyfriend Ed Simons [PopSugar]
– Megan Fox Topless in some Japanese Magazine [The Grumpiest]
– Jessica Alba’s growing bump [Evil Beet]
– Renee Zellweger and Alec Baldwin? It could be true. [Gabsmash]
– Amy Winehouse went batshit before she was arrested and had to be talked down by psychiatrists and lawyers [CelebWarship]
– Empire State Building bathed in yellow light to celebrate Simpsons DVD release [Glitterati]
– Chris O’Donnell & Wife Welcome Baby #5 [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Celebrity AARP members [popbytes]
– Colin Farrell and Woody Allen Take in a Screening of “Cassandra’s Dream” [Socialite’s Life]
– Mary J. Blige and Patti LaBelle wearing long fur coats [Webster’s is My Bitch]
– Jennifer Aniston’s Holiday Cheer [Just Jared]
– Scarlett Johansson in Elle Belgium [Egotastic]
– Tila Tequila picks a guy, can work a pole [Best Week Ever]
– Eddie Murphy is starting his own record label, and his first artist is that Superhead chick. [Rhymes with Snitch]
– R. Kelly has a warrant out for his arrest because he didn’t show up in court – for a trial that hasn’t even started yet 5 years after the crime. How is he not in jail now? [Derek Hail]