I’m not sure why this is breaking news all over the gossip sites, but here you go – Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are buying a new house in Tarzana, California. It’s a gated community, so no riff-raff. The house is $4 million, and you know Lamar is paying for it. It was probably part of the pre-nup (or post-nup, whatever). In my mind, it’s just another asset that will fought over in the divorce, but I’m glad they’re happy right now. It sounds like Lamar is planning to knock Khloe up pretty quickly too, considering they are “kings and queens” put on earth to procreate.

Residents of Mulholland Park Estates in Tarzana, Calif. may be loaning sugar and lawn equipment to some new neighbors: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom!

A source close to the couple confirms to Usmagazine.com that Kardashian and Odom are now homeowners, adding that the house is “brand new and beautiful!”

TMZ first reported that the couple purchased a $3.995 million home with enough room for a large family: at 8347 square feet, the manse includes seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms. And, as a gated, guarded community, Mulholland Park Estates offers the famous couple additional privacy and security.

According to Radaronline, the house’s amenities include a pool with a spa, waterfall and cabanas, parking for 15 cars, a home theater, steam room, gym, guest quarters and fully landscaped gardens.

Kardashian, 25, and Lamar, 30, wed on Sept. 27 and have reportedly been living in expensive hotels since their union. As for the patter of little feet around their huge new place? Odom told Chelsea Handler Nov. 6 that he’d like his new wife to get pregnant “soon.”

[From Us Weekly]

Alright, now I wish I had a fake wedding to Lamar Odom just so I could live in that house. Sigh… steam room. I love those. I love cabanas, too. Do you think if I stop making fun of the Kardashian family, maybe they’ll invite me to one of the cabanas?