– How much are the Ariva people paying Lindsay Lohan to carry a box of the stuff around constantly? Also, is that chick behind her the fan who chewed out Brandon Davis outside of Hyde? Remember that video? [Hollywood Rag]
– Terrell Owens apologizes for dissing Jessica Simpson [DListed]
– Kanye says hge doesn’t want black people credit [Bossip]
– Sharon Stone charges $175k just to show up [Celebslam]
– Jamie Lynn Spears‘ attornies sent an ironic letter about how chaste she was to the National Enquirer for their pregnancy scare story in July [yeeeah]
– Hilary Swank At The Ireland Premiere of Ps. I Love You [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Jenna Jameson: slightly less beat looking [Bastardly]
– Colin Farrell says his son is doing great [ICYDK]
– Ashley Tisdale’s new nose is still settling (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
– ZZ Top: still hot [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Ashlee Simpson pissed that no one paid attention to her trippy video because we were all talking about Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy [Agent Bedhead]
– Christina Ricci, cute as a pixie [The Blemish]
– Toys from “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” which my son can practically recite [CityRag]
– Tony Parker’s lawsuit against X17 will probably get thrown out and he’ll have to pay their legal bills [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Will Smith at the I Am Legend premiere in London [PopSugar]
– Is there a Kate Moss and Pete Doherty sex tape? [CelebNewsWire]
– Nickelodeon Considering Airing Special About How Not to Get Knocked Up at 16 [Evil Beet]
– Kim Cattrall will send all the fur coats used in the filming of the Sex and The City movie to PETA [ecorazzi]
– Rebecca Romijn modeling lingerie [FListed]
– Tom Arnold will host a reality show on CMT called “My Big Redneck Wedding.” [Webster’s is my Bitch]
– Gwen, Gavin & Kingston Hit The Park! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Did Kelly Ripa walk out on her husband? [popbytes]
– Matt Damon and his family at LAX, the airport not the club [Socialite’s Life]
– Cate Blanchett at the opening night for the new play she’s directing in Sydney, Australia [Just Jared]
– Perez Hilton says that if Britney commits suicide she’s the only one to blame [Lifeline Live]
– The 10 Best Things To Happen To The Internet Because Of The Writers Strike [Best Week Ever]