Jason Lewis – Learn to act with his pants ON.
Ashley Olsen – Eat a Triscut
Victoria Beckham – film hardcore sex movie to raise money for Shih Tzu Rescue
Tony Parker – Catch a “Desperate Housewives” episode between games
Liza Minnelli – save the booze for when she is driving
Sharon Stone- only park in the handicap spots when she is really, really high
Kelly Ripa – Kill, eat Regis Philbin
Conan O’Brien- Keep the Beard, shave the crotch
Britney Spears – Take some time out from watching the kids for some “me” time
Carson Kressley – get lasik surgery to worsen his eyesight
Kiefer Sutherland – become the toughest guy in the yard
Lindsay Lohan – go to re-hab to find a new boyfriend
Will Smith – get his Thetan level higher
Nick Hogan – enroll in the Devry institute, move to Argentina
Paris Hilton – Find another rich Grandfather
Angelina Jolie – Adopt Brad Pitt
Demi More – get that plastic surgery on her knuckles and toes to make herself complete
Tara Ried – quit spending so much money on underpants
K Fed – put his kids on the nutritious “Lucky Charms” diet
Dave Chapelle – turn down the first eight truckloads of money, accept the 9th
Pam Anderson – Mary someone who wasn’t on a Hollywood sex tape
Sacha Baron Cohen – resist urge to punch people who come up to him and yell “verrrry Niiiiiice”
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