By now you’ve read the reports that Jude Law and Sienna Miller are pretty much back together. After reports spread that they’d been spending some quality time together (re: having sex, getting drunk, eating pizza, in whatever order), Jude and Sienna stepped out this week for a semi-attached announcement. They let themselves be photographed separately, within seconds of each other, exiting the same apartment. Oh my God, they’re back together!

This is bad news for anyone who had their hopes pinned on Sienna going back for the millionth time with Balthazar Getty. Those two have been on-and-off for the better part of two years, all the while he’s been married. Not even officially separated or anything from his wife Rosetta! Anyway, Balthy must have gone crawling back to Rosetta for the bajillionth time since Sienna’s vadge is for Jude only (this week), and now the National Enquirer is reporting that Balthy is turning to Kabbalah to save his troubled marriage. Because I guess wearing a red string is easier than not f-cking Sienna whenever she gets drunk (every night). Here are the highlights from the Enquirer’s report:

A source claims: “Balthazar has been attending the same Kabbalah center that Demi Moore and Ashton attend for support. The sessions are very much like going to an AA meeting, so it has helped Balthy, who is a former drug addict and alcoholic, stay sober.”

Balthy allegedly ended his “fling” with Sienna a few months ago – and begged his wife for another chance. Although Rosetta let him move back into their house, she was “still angry that he betrayed her and embarrassed her in front of the whole world. Balthy apologized over and over again but Rosetta was humiliated.”

“She doesn’t trust Balthy and told him that getting back together like nothing happened is not that easy and that it will take time.”

Because of the tension, Balthy moved to the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood temporarily, says the source.

“Balthy is doing all of the right things to fix his marriage – but working things out would depend on Rosetta at this point.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, December 14, 2009]

Yeah, whatever. You know that when Jude dumps Sienna (or when he gets some random woman pregnant, or when he bangs another nanny, or some new sexual exploit), Sienna will be calling up Balthy, weeping and begging for another topless vacation. And he’ll probably go. Wearing a red string.

Here’s my question – what the hell is Rosetta thinking? I get that he’s the father of their children, and she believes in family and all that jazz. I also get that her payday is a lot bigger if she stays with Balthazar now. But after all of the Sienna stuff, and Balthazar’s total lack of shame about openly keeping a high-profile mistress, I really have to wonder if Rosetta isn’t just as crazy as Balthy.

Balthazar and Rosetta Getty in Los Angeles on October 4, 2009. Credit: WENN.