Happy New Year from Paris Hilton [Gallery of the Absurd]
Best headline ever: Cate Blanchett Has Suri Hair [Dlisted]
Tyra Banks Wants to be a Mommy. I wonder if she knows you can’t feed babies McDonalds [Bossip]
Marcia Cross: trashcan queen [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
Juno is fantastic![Pajiba]
Resolve to waste more time at work this year with a celebrity fantasy league at Fafarazzi [Fafarazzi]
Cindy Margolis is a hard worker [Celebslam]
Sweet! Mischa Barton starts losing gigs due to her recent DUI [Yeeeah!]
Mandy Moore Brings In The New Year In Raleigh [I’m Not Obsessed]
Cash Warren Takes His Sugar Momma Jessica Alba for a Walk [The Bastardly]
Inside Katherine Heigl’s wedding to Josh Kelley [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Christina Milian Bikini Pictures (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Britney Spears Speeds at 90 mph [Hollywood Rag]
Shanna Moakler dishes about The CW’s Crowned [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Gwyneth Paltrow continues to charm the pants off of everyone [Agent Bedhead]
Elisha Cuthbert does the bikini/middle finger thing [The Blemish]
Jessica Simpson is getting back to her roots. Country music. [Webster’s Is My Bitch]
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Sean Preston Spears on the cover of the Saturday Evening Post’s “Baby New Year” [Cityrag]
A former Miss Arizona is accused of tying up her 24-year-old ex-boyfriend with plastic cable and duct tape, and holding him captive. Or what Britney Spears calls a Thursday night [Crazy Days and Nights]
LC and Audrina Head Out of The Hills For NYE [Popsugar]
Kim Kardashian’s Big Ass New Year’s Party [The Grumpiest]
Coco Sports the Beav Cleave. I like that a lot better than camel toe. [CelebNewsWire]
Britney Spears makes more good decisions [Evil Beet]
Despite (or maybe because of) the DUI, Mischa Barton still thinks she can act like a diva [CelebWarship]
Miley Cyrus Fans Are Hardcore. And kind of frightening. [Glitterati Gossip]
Reese & Jake Take The Kids On A Hike. Apparently with paparazzi in tow [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Before celebs had stylists [Popbytes]
Jason Statham Has Trouble Living Out of Peril [A Socialite’s Life]
Janet Jackson “Feedback” Music Video Preview [Just Jared]
Apparently all celebs do over the holidays is wear bikinis. Here’s Kelly Brook [Egotastic!]