This news makes me nauseous. Tila Tequila is claiming that she and Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson are engaged, and that Casey gave her a 17-carat ring. Last we heard from Casey Johnson, she had just been released from jail on bail after being arrested for grand theft of one of her former friends, Jasmine Lennard. In addition to the all of the stuff Casey stole from Jasmine, she also used a vibrator and left it for Jasmine at the scene of the crime. So… yeah. Casey is crazy. Is she crazy enough to “propose” to Tila Tequila? Yeah… probably.
Tila Tequila is getting married to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. Or so she said Wednesday morning in a rambling USTREAM video.
“We have an announcement,” the 27-year-old MTV reality star, clad in black lingerie, began. “…So are you ready for this big announcement that’s going to change our lives?”
“This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first — Tila army fans — tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!”
She then flashed a ring, which she said is a “17-carat diamond ring from my baby. It’s so fat you can’t even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!
“Casey Johnson and Miss Tila Tequila are officially engaged. Woo!” she added.
She insisted the ring is “not fake, because my baby is a f****** baller. She’s a billionaire! She’s the heiress of Johnson and Johnson. Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.”
She said they have “a lot of work to do to plan a wedding” and that they’re “very happy. We’re what you call U-Haul lesbians, where you meet and fall in love and move in the next day and have kids.” Before the video ended, they made out in front of the camera.
Late Tuesday, Tila (real name: Tila Nguyen) and Johnson made an appearance at Tuesday’s L.A. launch party for Travis Barker’s clothing line, Famous Stars and Straps. “Tila and Casey told everyone they were engaged,” an attendee tells Us. “They were showing off the ring to people!”
Tila recently made headlines after alleging that San Diego Chargers quarterback Shawne Merriman choked and unlawfully restrained her at his home. San Diego County District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis later dismissed her claims due to insufficient evidence.
[From Us Weekly]
Here’s the thing (like there’s only one “thing” about this): Casey and her girlfriend Courtenay Semel just broke up. It was actually Semel who did the dumping on Crazy, doing it a few days after Semel was the one to turn Crazy in to Jasmine. So… have Tila and Casey known each other for a while? They could have. The pool of Hollywood’s faux lesbians is relatively small, so I could see their paths crossing at some point. But to go from casual acquaintance to fiancé in such a short time? Ugh. And look at Casey in these pictures. I doubt she even knows what year it is. She’s not capable of making any decisions whatsoever.
Well, now people might not consider me crazy for boycotting Johnson and Johnson products, now that they see what they’re supporting when they buy their crap. I can only imagine the scary new STD’s that will arise from this unholy union! Alas, I cannot post what I fervently wish for this “lovely” couple, because it would result in my bannination…so I’ll leave it to the imagination. Ugh.
Oh…and “Johnson and Johnson: A Family Company”. Who would want their family to include Tila “C*m Dumpster” Tequila? Merry Christmas, Johnson family! LOL!!
I read someones comment about her before, calling her a ‘hamster’- and I must say, teh resemblance is really there!! Sorry, that lower pic just makes me think of my little Squidget (RIP)
This is just really sad….Casey Johnson looks stoned to Christmas and back and TT’s got dollar signs in her eyes.
No more Johnson and Johnson products for me either…ugh
OH YEAH! THIS IS GOING TO END REALLY WELL
Wasn’t earlier this year that Tila had announced she was having a baby? The father was some famous hip hop artist, but she never said who it was. This woman sure lives a interesting life!
All I want for Christmas is for everyone to collectively start ignoring Tila until she just implodes from lack of attention, as though she was never even here.
Kind of like when the TV turns off and you just see it receeding into a final spark and you try, but for the life of you, you can’t remember what it was you were just watching…
Yeah…Casey Johnson adopted a little girl from Kzakhistan recently- so somewhere in the mess of this is a baby girl.
How in the HELL did this wreck adopt? Isn’t there a system in place to make sure this type of thing doesn’t happen? And where the hell are social services?
Ick, I really can’t with this idiot. Tila just looks like a 3rd world prostitute taking advantage of a lost and drug addled trust fund baby.
Carrie-
Oh God…no. WHO IS ALLOWING THESE WORTHLESS SKANKS TO ADOPT? WHY? That poor, poor child. It would honestly have been better off in Kazakhistan. Good Lord.
Whats up w/ tila’s one fake colored contact? She is a whack job.
These two cracked out whores deserve to be together, saving the rest of the world from being with them.
The thing is a hoax anyway, as both are faux lesbians. It is all about attention and keeping her stupid Tila Army titillated.
Tila is a freak and both she and that Johnson psycho need to check into rehab stat!
The engagement ring looks like something from Claire’s.
Pickelhaube, Johnson & Johnson and S.C. Johnson: A Family Company are two separate and distinct corporations, with no connection whatsoever. If you don’t feel like buying Johnson & Johnson Band-Aids, fine. The Johnson heirs are mostly socialites, artists, and do their own thing. They do not run the company.
What a couple of handitards.
Yes they are allowed to adopt but thank god they can’t procreate together.
Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.”
Ummm is she just that dumb that she doesn’t know that the Honeymoon comes after the marriage or was she suggesting that they needed to practice making love instead of doing what ever nasty crap they normally do?
Sumodo-
Haha, thanks…I can’t keep all these corporations straight any more! And yeah I don’t even use Band-Aids so I guess I’m not giving up much 🙂
Awright, was Tila born male? I get a transsexual vibe off her.
O-M-G!! It doesn’t get any more ghetto than that.
is tila missing a contact?! look at her eyes.
This is the same chick who tried to put RiRi on blast.
Talk about an attention wh*re. Move over Spiedi.
I hear they are registered at Twats R Us. Both want recognition and a full set of Danube Dildos. I think I’m going to buy them a bag of dignity even if they did not request it.
Also, sweet jesus. What a clusterf**k of batshit crazy!
One of the magazines just had an in-depth article on Casey. Her mother has the baby, and Casey’s been cut off from the family funds. Wonder if La Tequila knows that.
@pickelhaube – bannination – LOL.
On behalf of Vietnamese people everywhere: “Tila, you are an embarrassment, please stop!”
I hope they get married. And I hope they get a reality t.v. show too. I’d watch it. And you’re a damn liar if you say you’d miss out on this train wreck!
@Madchen: I’m glad that someone else has that baby- I know nothing about Casey’s mother, but she has to be better than this.
Move over Barbara Hutton and Paris Hilton…here comes another whacked out promiscuous heiress.
Casey looks 40 years old with a bad face-lift.
Lol, I can say with conviction that I would absolutely not watch a reality show involving Tila for the simple reason that I have a strong aversion to the taste of bile rising up in my throat.
these two engaged? seems about right. Sid and nancy- lesbian stylee? anyone anyone?
Buy more Johnson & Johnson and give them more 17k diamonds.
And these are the just one of the insane billionaires whose family helps shape global policies which decide our future.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
omg! so hot! can I watch!!
@Yae…yeah me too…
So that’s what 17 carats of plastic looks like. I’m surprised Skanka got it to fit over the glove she used to cover her cloven hoof.
Oh please, this is too stupid to even comment on! These two will do anything for publicity and this Casey chick needs some news circulating about her that doesn’t involve robbery and a used dildo. A total farce.
im not saying they aren’t crazy but…tila is from houston texas and so am I…we had some of the same friends a long time ago and the thing is she really is gay.
I thought that Courtney Semel was not faux but actually gay, and if this chick was her gf then I would think she was too? Really I couldn’t care less about people’s sexual orientation (so 1980’s) but calling either TT or her beloved wifey-to-be faux-gay to take a shot at her just seems a bit .. lame? Especially given the overwhelming preponderance of things you can snark both of ’em for!
ok who is this person i dont know who the eff she is, what does she do apart from open her legs for everyone???????
Err…both of them dated Coutenay Semel…
you can easily find pics of both on the internet 😉 and yeah, I thought Semel is actually gay and not just faking it.
@ snowball – HAHAHAHA! Cloven hoof! There are no words for these two.
Casey Johnson looks like a cracked out over-botoxed version of Julie Benz
They both need to be committed indefintely they both have problems that are beyond just drug and alcohol abuse.
Mardi12-
Well, it seems to be GOOD that they’re doing the sloppy seconds/keepin it in the family thing, since it will hopefully keep the super-STDS contained within a small (and utterly worthless) segment of the population. That is, until it mutates and becomes airborne and we all die. Nice knowing y’all!
Yes, Courtney is gay, but just because these women were with her does not make them gay. They did it for shock value and publicity. Johnson is as equally fame hungry as Tila. Check out her Vanity Fair story or the many things written about her. She loves the attention. Becoming a lesbian gave her the attention and has also been Tila’s claim to fame- being bi and now gay.
Truly gay women do not bounce back and forth between men and women. They may be bi-sexual but they sure as hell are not gay.
Carrie – Basically, she got bored of buying herself bags and shoes and bought herself a daughter from Kazakhstan in 2007, but was too crazy to look after her. Her mother, Sale, took Ava and brought her to New York, which is the best place for her.
When she adopted her she was at least more stable than she is now and could appear sane. Plus at the time she had tons of money to grease the wheels of the adoption system of such a poor country. She didn’t have to play by the same rules as everyone else. At least someone stepped in.
Tila is probably seeing $$$ but she is in for a rude awakening when she finds out her fiance has been cut off and can’t even pay her own bills. I think J Lo can top 17 k of CZ. You know it is true love when in your engagement announcement you are rubbing it in other peoples’ faces that your ring is bigger than theirs. All class…
LMAO!!! Omgeee!!! I hate TT so much i love her is that wierd? or make sense? Seriously its like every few days some earth shattering life changing event happens in her life.
**TAW(total attention whore)**
I just love reading about her i laugh so hard every time, especially when she was “assaulted”, she knew after that episode she went to far and no man worth over 10million would go near her with a 40foot pole. So next thing u know, she’s full lesbian, which she always was to begin with she just kept that “ace up her sleeve” for the day she needed yet more attention.
The only rich chick she could get was this sad sad cracked out over botoxed Crazy heiress, who loves attention just as much as TT. It’s like watching two runaway trains picking up speed, and heading for a head-on collision.
I’m just gonna sit back and watch this train wreck happen, i just feel sorry for the Kzakistan Baby and the baby TT plans on creating, let us all bow our heads and pray that her eggs are shriveled up and too diseased to produce a child. Surely God Cannot allow this Unholy Entity to be made.
Casey looks like Courtney Love’s cracked out love child.