Jennifer Aniston has signed on to play Adam Sandler‘s “Pretend Wife” [Pajiba]
Rest in peace, Tyler Perry‘s mom. [The Blemish]
Everything about Scarlett Johansson is wheat-colored. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Eli “I have cyber sex with my fans” Roth was an online sex worker. Dur. [Starpulse]
Lily Allen is not flashing anything in these photos. Shocking! [Hollywood Rag]
Kristen Davis in a bikini top and a full-coverage bottom. Bless her heart. [Yeeah]
If you‘ve ever wanted to see Tila Tequila‘s nipple, you are gross. [Egotastic]
Maggie Gyllenhaal‘s wrinkled satin dress disappoints. [Go Fug Yourself]
I hope Cher buys these boots. They‘re awesome. [A Socialite’s Life]
Alfre Woodard‘s beautiful daughter Mavis Spencer is Miss Golden Globe 2010. [Just Jared]
Alfre Woodard’s daughter looks a little older than 18. I love her dress though!
Jen, Jen, Jen – do you think she ever ask for renaming of some of these movie titles? They just seem to set her up to be the butt of more jokes about her love life. 🙁
What is going on with her hair on the top at the back??
Looks like static poof. My hair was doing the same thing this morning!
@wow – I know! She constantly ends up in movies with titles that write their own punch lines.
@wow and lucy2: maybe Jen’s in on the joke in that she doesn’t care and is just laughing all the way to the bank?
Maybe she accepts that her acting range is limited and sticks with the rom/com genre where she’s ‘successful’.
Damn, her skin looks really bad here. And haven’t we already seen “The Proposal”? + This sounds like a remake of her old movie “Picture Perfect”.
Ughhhh, not another romantic comedy!
Doesn’t she have enough cash? Can’t she pay someone to write her a decent script–where she’s not Rachel? I really hate all the rom-com actresses: Aniston, Hudson, Heigl. They are all shitty. Only Sandra Bullock and Julia Roberts (the original sweetheart) get a pass from me, because both have tried different roles.
OMG, Jen has already played that role, the pretend wife, the pretend girlfriend, it did not work, that is why she is the ” Lonely Emblem”.
Jennifer-
The pretend wife – B. Pitt
The pretend girlfriend – V. Vaughn
the pretend Oscar Date – J. Mayer
The pretend listed woman on Maxim’s list of sexiest women – NOT.
The pretend A Lister – Management
The pretend singer – Goree Girls
The pretend devoted daughter to mother – No.
The pretend devoted family gal – Not. Who are her brothers?
The pretend best girlfriend – you will learn how to remain single even if you don’t wish it.
The pretend Hottie – Not according to any womanizer, athlete, billionaire, top celebrity bachelor
Jen…your core base of fans are not sizeable enough to carry you in a movie on your own. If you keep doing the same thing, you will lose even some of them as well.
She has nice hair, though.
oh man! what a shock! ANOTHER romantic comedy. im sure it will comewith much hand waiving and high pitched dialog. snooooooooozeeeeeeee typecast one note wonder. the idea of giving her props about knowing her ‘strength’ and staying there is about the laziest and most cynical thing ever for an actress. having just read vanity fair’s piece on the inimitable Meryl Streep, this woman is a joke. please just make $$ off yoga videos and stop infiltrating movies.
Jen just loves making movies to remind people, what a pathetic loser , she is.
I wonder who, Huvane is going to hire to pretend to date her?
Jen came out with a statement that she did not need a man, after she was dumped by every man, she had been with. Every loser in love says this, ” I don’t need a man”, when no man wants them. LOL
Jen was “dumped by every man she had been with.” And we know this, how? Yeah, we know the obvious ones, Pitt and Mayer. But who else? We know she stopped seeing some of the men she’s dated, but that doesn’t equate to getting dumped by every man she has been with. Maybe she was the dumper? Or it was a co-dump?
God forbid she make it through the second half of her life without being married again and having kids. Yeah, no man wants her. That plays.
FYI Josephina – I assume you know this, but Jennifer’s mother sold her out by writing a tell-all tabloidy book about her own daughter. And right around the time of her divorce, Jennifer got in contact with her mom again and has been working on their relationship since.
Wow, the Jen-hate is getting a little out of control today.
@Josephina–I thought the same thing. Thanks for the list.
IF she REALLY wanted to get out of the romcom rut, she could – she has her own production company and can hand-pick a movie from inception. Take a BACK SEAT, a smaller role, and grow as an actress.
Like someone said, maybe she just doesn’t want/is afraid to branch out (although she had so-so reviews in The Good Girl and Derailed).
And this also shows how short-sighted and unoriginal the movie industry as a whole has become.
I like her a lot more in the more dramatic roles, I thought she was very good in the Good Girl and Derailed. I wish she would do more stuff like that to mix it up, but who knows – she may really enjoy rom coms, or maybe the other types of roles aren’t offered to her.
Even though I’ve tired of the whole rom com genre (or at least what Hollywood puts out there now) to be honest, if I were an actress who’s no longer 20 years old and still being offered rom com leads, I’d probably take it too. It’s probably fairly easy work, good money, and steady employment in a fickle business.
I just wish, given her personal life, she’d not end up in movies with titles that make you roll your eyes at the thought of the jokes.
Jennifers face is looking rather round in this picture, and I just read in a tabloid that she loves her new “curves”. Curves is the new polite word when someone is gaining weight. I wonder what it is about her, that she always winds up getting dumped.
@ diva: Well, ask yourself: if you were a guy, would you want to be constantly compared to an ex? That might give you a clue.
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To be fair to Aniston, I don’t think it is she who is constantly doing the comparisons. But good lord, every time her name is linked with a some man’s, the claque starts in: “Oooh, he’s so much better than Brad! Oooh, he’s so much hotter than Brad!” No guy wants to have to deal with that kind of baggage splashed all over the tabloids.
Oh goody, the pretend actress playing the pretend wife. At this point, I think her career is becoming even more humiliating than the tabloid’s views on her love life. She should do something unique in her next movie. Break out of the mold, or something!
Mucho eye rolling over here.
Perhaps she does romantic comedies because they are fun and easy to film and she gets bajillions to film them?
She’s never claimed that she wanted to be some great dramatic actress and not every actor is good at every genre. Some actors play the same person every time and no one cares. But for some reason, if Jennifer Aniston does it, call the hounds! We’ve got a one-note actress on our hands!
Relax-take your Xanax and dial down the hate.
The pretend wife – They were really married and I would bet they were happy in their relationship for quite awhile. Why would he need a pretend wife?
The pretend girlfriend – Do you somehow know this wasn’t a real relationship?
The pretend Oscar Date – J. Mayer was the pretend Oscar date and she wanted someone close to her to come with her. Not a big deal. Stars bring friends and their mom on the red carpet all the time.
The pretend listed woman on Maxim’s list of sexiest women – She has made it on the list before and numerous lists like it. Have you? Is it really that important of a title anyway?
The pretend A Lister – Not sure what you meant by this but she is A list, one of the most famous people in the world
The pretend singer – Goree Girls, 30 Rock, not sure what you are getting at here either. Lots of actors don’t excel at singing at least she was willing to take a chance.
The pretend devoted daughter to mother – Not entirely her fault
The pretend devoted family gal – She has two half brothers. Just because she doesn’t talk about them doesn’t mean they aren’t close, I believe she has a good relationship with her father.
The pretend best girlfriend – Not sure what you mean her either. She seems to be a great, loyal friend.
The pretend Hottie – Tons of men find her attractive. Just because she doesn’t date and sleep with everyone of them doesn’t mean no one finds her attractive. She makes tons of lists like the Maxim list you mentioned.
What was the point of this nonsensical, petty list?