The more I learn about David Zaslav, the more confounding it is that he’s at the helm of Warner Bros. Discovery. Zaslav was CEO at Discovery when they merged with Warner Bros. in May 2021. In the two-and-a-half years since the merger, Zaslav has slashed content available on the combined streaming app Max and canned completed films for tax write offs. So somehow, inexplicably, Zaslav is going to bail out Paramount? He met with Paramount Global CEO Bob Bakish just before the holidays to discuss a possible merger, and investors were not happy to hear about it. Axios reported on the meeting and its possible consequences:

Not a merger of equals: The combination would create a news and entertainment behemoth that would likely trigger further industry consolidation. Zaslav also has spoken to Shari Redstone, who owns Paramount’s parent company, about a deal. WBD’s market value was around $29 billion as of Wednesday [Dec. 20], while Paramount’s was just over $10 billion, so any merger would not be of equals.

Different deals are being explored: The meeting between Zaslav and Bakish, which sources say lasted several hours, took place at Paramount’s headquarters in Times Square. The duo discussed ways their companies could complement one another. For example, each company’s main streaming service — Paramount+ and Max — could merge to better rival Netflix and Disney+. It’s unclear whether WBD would buy Paramount Global or its parent company, National Amusements Inc. (NAI), but a source familiar with the situation says that both options are on the table. WBD is said to have hired bankers to explore the deal.

Synergy speculation: The deal could drive substantial synergies. WBD could use its international distribution footprint to boost Paramount’s franchises, while Paramount’s children’s programming assets could be essential to WBD’s long-term streaming ambitions. CBS News could be combined with CNN to create a global news powerhouse. CBS’ dramas, such as NCIS” and “Criminal Minds,” could be combined with Investigation Discovery and TruTV. CBS Sports’ footprint could be combined with WBD’s. For example, CBS and WBD’s Turner Sports currently share TV rights for March Madness.

Paramount needs a financial savior: Paramount is under enormous pressure to find a strategic partner or buyer, as it’s staring down a mountain of debt. The firm’s stock jumped 12% earlier this month following a report from Puck that Skydance Media and RedBird Capital Partners were eyeing a potential deal to buy a majority stake in NAI. NAI reached a deal with creditors to restructure some of its debt in September and previously slimmed down by selling Simon & Schuster. It’s also in talks to unload BET.

Zaslav is a serial mergerer: One source familiar with the discussions says the strategy being considered mirrors Zaslav’s blueprint for prior mergers. When merging with Scripps in 2018 and then WarnerMedia in 2022, Zaslav kept his core strategic team in place while retaining new creative talent leaders from the companies he acquired. Executives are confident that the deal would receive regulatory approval, despite D.C.’s active antitrust climate. Notably, Warner Bros. Discovery doesn’t own a broadcast network, which would clear an easier path than would a combination with a company like NBC owner Comcast. A tax provision used to merge WarnerMedia and Discovery expires next year, which would legally allow WBD to explore another deal. Zaslav told investors last month that the company’s cost-cutting measures and debt reduction now put it in a position “to allocate more capital toward growth opportunities.”

The bottom line: Talks between WBD and Paramount are still early and may not ultimately result in a deal. But given the acceleration of cord-cutting and the growing encroachment of Big Tech on media, neither company can remain on the sidelines for long.

[From Axios]

Government, please step in and stop this nonsense. I’d ask the ghost of Teddy Roosevelt to visit Zaslav, but doubt he’d be as receptive as Scrooge. Zaslav seems to respond quickly to criticism, though (like his fast backtracks on Coyote vs. Acme and the remaining half of the Looney Tunes archive), so I hope the negative investor response cools his heels. At this point he seems like a one trick pony — his only move is… Merger! Coincidentally, I ended up meeting someone who works at Nickelodeon (a Paramount property) at a holiday party and she confessed to being scared sh*tless about the possible merger.

Anyway, I’d start bracing ourselves now for the imminent one app to rule them all (I haven’t decided between ParaMax+ or MaxMount+) where we’ll get to scroll through programming from Discovery – Food Network – HGTV – TLC – Animal Planet – Travel Channel – OWN – WB – HBO – TCM – CNN – Cartoon Network – Adult Swim – Cinemax – TBS – TNT – DC Entertainment – CBS – Paramount – CW – BET – MTV – VH1 – Showtime – Comedy Central – TV Land – Logo – Smithsonian – Nickelodeon all in one place. And still, we won’t be able to watch all of the Looney Tunes.

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