For goodness sake. Star Magazine decided to put Angelina Jolie’s “cheating bombshell” on the cover this week. Guess what the “bombshell” is? That dumb, fake interview that Angelina didn’t participate in from a German tabloid. Allegedly, Angelina said “I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship. It’s worse to leave your partner and talk badly about him afterwards. Neither Brad nor I have ever claimed that living together means to be chained together. We make sure that we never restrict each other. The sparks fly at home if the nice Brad fails to see that he’s wrong and reacts in a defiant way. Then I can get so angry that I tear his shirt.” So, the “cheating bombshell” is that a German tabloid published fake quotes from Angelina in which she claimed in broken, nonsensical English that fidelity is not “absolutely essential”. Whatever:
Just when things seemed to be back on track for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, she dropped another bombshell — she told him she sees no need to be faithful!
In the January 11 issue of Star — on sale today — we report that just days after a rare public display of snuggling and smooching at the UNICEF Snowflake Ball in Los Angeles, Angelina suggested to her partner of five years that they try an open relationship — and he hit the roof.
“Angie’s been hinting that she’s interested in seeing other people for a while, but Brad has resisted,” a friend tells Star. And it’s not just men that Angie wants to cheat with. She wants to give women another try too! “When she openly said that’s what she wanted, Brad flipped out!”
Angie’s suggestion hit Brad so hard that he stormed out of their L.A. home and took off on a motorcycle — knocking over trash cans in the garage in his hurry to leave, and not returning home until the following morning.
In a recent interview, Angelina opened up about how they’ve clashed when Brad’s “off on his motorcycle for too long and forgets to bring the kids back their favorite sandwiches.” She also noted that their fights get nasty: “When lovely Brad doesn’t want to admit that he’s wrong and gets sullen, sparks fly in our house. Then it can reach the point that I get so mad I rip his shirt.”
Pickup the new Star today for the complete story about their battle — and learn why Brad howled like a wolf after Angie revealed her wild plan.
[From Star Magazine]
The last sentence kills me – “learn why Brad howled like a wolf…” Why am I now hearing Duran Duran’s “Hungry Like The Wolf”? I can just imagine Brad singing along with Simon Le Bon. Sigh… I love Duran Duran.
In one last piece of Brangelina news, now that Sherlock Holmes is a certified hit film, Guy Ritchie is apparently making plans for the sequel, and he’s trying to lock Brad up for the role of Prof. Moriarty. This has been mentioned before – and there was even a rumor that Brad had a cameo in the current film. The new twist on the rumor is that Brad will sign on for the sequel only if Guy Ritchie does not hire Angelina. I guess they were considering Angelina for a femme fatale role or something, I don’t know. It sounded like bullsh-t to me.
Star Magazine cover courtesy of CoverAwards. Additional photos of Angelina Jolie doing reshoots for ‘Salt’ on December 29, 2009. Credit: WENN.
Tabloid crap aside, I am really starting to think these two have more of a deal than a romantic relationship, per se.
But if it works for them, to each their own!
Gross, you can see where her cheekbone implant ends in the last picture.
Lemme see now… Star ran a story about how Brad and Angie spent a wonderful Christmas with the kids in great detail. Only problem with that story was Christmas was still over a week away when they ran it.
They seem to be good at creative fiction writing but not much else.
What guy will get mad when she wants to bring other girls home to try?!
But really, is tabloid writing getting so bored that a stupid story like this get the cover?
I’m curious, when will the tabloids tire of Brangelina? There has GOT to be some other story in Hollywood that is way more interesting than the fabricated bullshit about these two. No affairs to expose? No drug scandals about to errupt? Come on now tabloids. This is so boring.
I agree re: ‘having a deal’.
I have never ever thought they had any sort of ‘chemistry’ at all.
seriously…even in the beginning-when i’d read stuff about how great the s*x and attraction was,it just didnt make sense.
yea,angie’s cheekbone is weird.
man,i think she’s always been exotically attractive-re: her teenage photos-but wonder how much enhancement she’s actually had over the year?
alot of rumors,but hard to tell for sure with her.
let’s not have pitt in the SH2 movie. he will not do period or accent roles well,IMO.
though,i finally saw burn after reading,and cannot stop laughing when i think about his performance. classic. and fantastic. held his own alongside frances mcD.
He’s a good comedic actor,IMO.
There are many marriages that have not lasted as long as the fake Angelina and Brad break-up stories, but the rags need Angelina on their covers in order to sell copies. The writers and editors are too lazy to find new targets for their creative (*snort*) abilities.
@ Zzzzzzzzzz: The tabloids will tire of Brangelina when Brangelina stops selling their magazines. That is the only thing that is keeping the tabloids in business. Most of them are barely treading water.
Irm I know right, Brad was brilliant in BAR. Simply loved how goofy he was, such a good movie. I don’t think however that Angelinas had any plastic surgery or anything that I can tell, I’ve been a huge fan for years and would tell if she has.
Oh, variety is the spice of life!
Next week’s episode of this ongoing drone fest: Angelina is as insecure and clingy as she is evil, and she keeps Brad chained in a dungeon so he won’t leave her, although deep down inside she doesn’t care because, in reality, she’s a tattooed lesbian. However, she’s only doing this to hurt Jennifer Aniston!
Meanwhile, Jennifer spends her days crying hysterically while she holds Brad Pitt’s photograph against her heart, knowing he wants to be with her but, because of La Terrible Jolie’s demonic powers, he can’t. Still, Wicked Jen still has time to date male sluts and perversely manipulate the media against Purity Angelina (a.k.a. Saint Mary Magdalene Reincarnate).
Finally, Angelina will get pregnant for the 1000th time in the last six days, in an attempt to keep Brad chained to her… Although, secretly, she despises him and wants to go back to Jenny Shimizu!
And, do you know the best part? The episode they will publish the week after next… Will be exactly the same!!!!
Oh, exciting, I know!
Apparently, tabloid editors are not the most intelligent people there are, and they can’t come up with new lies, conjectures and fabricated conflicts.
In fact, they should just keep publishing the same article time and time again, and stop boring us by pretending that this rubbish is even remotely shocking or entertaining.
And again, who are the sources to these private conversations?
Also, the quote from Angelina sounds sooooo fake!
Actually, it’s not hard to tell how much enhancement she’s had. Other than a possible nose job years ago, none. That is the way she always looked and if you look at her parents, you’ll know why.
As far as the tabloids, they’ll continue to run articles as long as they can sell mags. The minute people stop showing interest, the articles will stop. And now, when they can make fortunes simply by making things up rather than spending money buying info, why should they ever stop?
LOL @Me
Brangelina sells but since 80% of the stories are negative I’m guessing its the haters that are buying most of the tabs featuring them .Or maybe people buy them for the pics not so much the articles. I know all the tab sales have dropped I read Intouch sales are down 25%. Ok magazines are down to less than 400,000 issues a week.
No, good creative fiction would be something better:
Angelina cornered Brad in the wine cellar one afternoon, where he sat surrounded by four tapped kegs of the finest German beers, sloshy drunk and sobbing softly, just the way she liked him. Her menacing emerald eyes broke him down, piece by piece, until he was nothing but a tattered grey-haired rag-doll. She caressed his leathery face with the back of her hand, whipped a tie around his neck and tore open his shirt.
[maybe every time there’s a fake Brang story I’ll add to this]
Maybe the love is gone but that butt-ugly beard of his is still around!
Pont, Javelin, the two of you should be working for the tabloids or get published. Please, for the sake of art, become writers.
@ Pont Neuf: LOL! Have you considered writing for the tabloids? You could do a helluva lot better job than the nitwits who are currently writing for them.
@ Sakota: GMTA.
Apparently, tabloid editors are not the most intelligent people there are, and they can’t come up with new lies, conjectures and fabricated conflicts.
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On the contrary, Pont, tabloid editors are very, very smart. It is their readers who are the stupid ones!! These editors know exactly what their readers want and they give it to them because the readers are not smart enough to see the contradictions and lies in these stories. These Angelina and Brad stories will continue as long as their face on a cover sells. And, despite the fact that some people say they are “bored” it doesn’t matter. Put any member of “The Triangle” on the cover and the ragmag will sell. That’s a fact.
Pfft…that whole magazine is $hi#! I noticed the item on the cover regarding Brittany Murphy’s husband and what he’s hiding. Why in the hell can’t her loved ones just grieve in peace?
LMAO @ The tag ‘The Love Is Gone’ Methinks Brad’s Billy Goat’s gruff beard chased it away! I kid, I kid!!
@Firestarter: Where are you hun, haven’t seen you in a few days.
Er…there’s a whole lot of plastic surgery been done to that face. Look at old pics of her when she was in her teens and early 20’s – the nose has been refined at least once. And her face is much more angular which cannot be explained by weight loss alone. She looks like she’s had cheek implants and maybe a chin implant.
She should have a brain implant also! Hahahahahahahaha
i ‘m tired of fake Brangelina stories
I think she has only had a nose job done, not the cheekbones, they look like that because she has lost so much weight. In regards to their relationship, I think he is still with her, only because of the kids. At this point, I think Brad feels obligated and the story about her threatening to kill herself if he leaves her is possibly true.
re: the way the cheekbone looks in that last pic – it looks like she’s sporting a fake burn scar or something on her lower cheek. It’s got an odd texture.
Since she’s so scraggly thin, her whole face looks sharper. Her head looks like a Barbie’s, like it was popped onto her neck over a plastic knob.
Funny, i just saw a cute picture of Brad and 2 of the kids waiting for her at the end of the shoot. Give up people, it’s obvious they get along but people wont be happy until they break up
2 nose jobs, eye lift, chin implant, cheek implants, breast implants, botox and fillers. Tada!
Acting , misey loves company.So you believe the suicide story I guess you believe they have broken up 20 times this year, they have adopted 12 kids and she has been pregnant 5 times this year all stories in the tabs. If Brad wanted to leave he would leave as for the kids with all the BS written about her .He would get joint custody if not primary.
these 2 are boring.
who cares what they do?
who really cares?
You care or you would simply ignore the stories about them
I don’t care how much of a goodwill ambassador Angelina Jolie is know and all her charitable works and adoptions. She will always be the woman who showed up on the red carpet with a vial of blood around her neck and made out with her brother, which makes her crazy in my book. She can cover it up with all her good works, but those facts still remain.
Diva, you sound like my grandmother who used to call Elizabeth Taylor a hussie. Let it go, dear.
LOL!! Somebody sent me this from Ian Halperin’s web site. Apparently poor Ian is shitting bricks because his book bombed and he’s looking for someone to blame:
I was like, four months investigation? His book was published on December 1. So far there are 21 reviews on Amazon, including five 5-star reviews, 1 each 4-star and 3-star, six 2-star reviews and eight 1-star reviews.
I don’t know what kind of funny weed Halperin’s been smoking, but three people did not post 14 negative reviews on Amazon. It never cracked the top 100 and as of now it is #10,955. Maybe he should sue his sycophants on Female First and his own website who didn’t buy his crappy book.
P: Hussy is such an awesome old-school word! “Let it go” is right. Damn, if everyone held my wild-child 20s against me, I wouldn’t have any friends today.
I always wanted to be a hussy. They seemed to have all the fun. 🙂
LOL,Cheyenne, I think the FFers and the Ian retards were the only ones to buy the book. According to them, they were buying 10 to 15 at a time, to give to family, neighbors, the postman , the library and anyone who would take one. LOL
@LolaBella- Aww, spanks for noticing! Just got home yesterday from a trip west for Christmas!
on topic- Can’t these rags give these two a rest? There are other more interesting celebs to torment! These two are so 2008!
Do people really believe the things they post? It’s really stupid to say that Angelina had plastic surgery based on how she looked 15-20 years ago. Most people look different from their highschool photos. What’s the basis for saying they are only in a relationship for the kids? The tabloids? Angelina’s behavior 10-15 years ago? Nobody knows them yet people act like they are best friends with them.
@Granger..
don’t you know.. Angie can’t change according to the FFers.. She was a married woman 2 times.. and between her marriages I have NEVER seen a picture of her with another man.. and if there were so what she was single and can date or sleep with whom ever she wants.. But after her divorce from BBT.. she completely changed her life then adopted Maddox.. over 8 years ago.. 8 years. YET the FFers and such can’t let it go. Keep bringing up things that sound like what a teenager would say. She never had a vile of blood. IT was a locket. Like people do when they were blood brothers. She has done so much and I guess the hate directed at her has to jealousy. because How do you hate someone who has done nothing whatsoever to you.. How do use the word hate. Angie and Brad are together for close to 5 years. So the people still pissed that they are together get a grip and move on. This lets attack Angelina and throw what she did when she was 14-20 year old in her face has gotten really old. OLD NEWS.. Too much actual celebrity craziness going on and yet the fools are still obsessed on these two people.. for almost 5 years.. has to be a record.
Just another lot of BS.
next!
@ Me: 2 nose jobs, eye lift, chin implant, cheek implants, breast implants, botox and fillers. Tada!
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Impressive!!!! Don’t forget the eating disorders too! 😉
Angelina did a movie when she was fifteen, about an Italian girl that wanted to get married. She looked exactly the same then as now, therefore, no surgery.
Sorry to disappoint all those who desperately want to believe that her beauty is manufactured. I find you types really amusing, because I don’t understand why anyone else’s beauty or lack thereof should threaten you. Who cares, either way?
Dunno – the blood vial thing I can let go (easily) but the James Haven pash thing remains creepy.
LOL.. considering the face overhaul plain jane jen had.. at least 3 nose jobs, fillers which left her face NOTICELY bloated in both Marley and Not into You movies, lip fillers, hairline adjustment. no chin implant, i will say that because that anvile does NOT need enhancement!!!!
@anon1000
Tjeez let it go why do you bring jen aniston up in this thread
Get over it !!!!!!!!!!
I don’t get it when some people go on and on about “work she has had done” I see pictures of her when she was 16 and she looks the same. She was beautiful then and is beautiful now. If she did have something done it was minor and it was not really necessary. I agree with the poster that some people really need her beauty to be manufactured. YET they don’t point out the people who have made drastic changes.. beyond their hair color.
And regarding the STAR cover.. It would help their story if Brad was not with his family when this shit come out. It would be nice if the rags left them alone. Even at the end of 2009, STAR goes out with a big lie on their cover. But hey what new. They put the actual Big Celeb story on the sidebar.. Charlie/Brooke. There was a recorded 911 call.. restraining orders, knives, police.. and yet they highlight a yet again proven untrue story on Brad/Angelina.. hmmmmm that looks like a planned attack on this couple to me.
Have a wonderful New Year everyone..
Charlie Sheen is the big story this week and they put a fake Brangelina story on the cover??
it will be very interesting to see when the hysteria surrounding these two will stop. good heavens.
@ June: They should have waited and saved their money. By the end of January that book will be selling on the remainder rack at Wal-Mart for #2.98.
Charlie Sheen can’t sell tabloids. He was on tabs w/ Denise but she was the villian. Tabs have to have “evil” woman and”lonely ” woman to sell
WHAT A STRANGE WAY TO BEHAVE!
* How AJ can adopt children ?
* How AJ can represent the UNHCR ?
“But after her divorce from BBT.. she completely changed her life then adopted Maddox.. ”
Actually, she adopted Madd before her divorce from BBT.
Oh, and how do you carry a ‘locket of blood’ around your neck? Doesn’t it have to be in some kind of vial?
If the German thing is a fake interview, then why hasn’t anybody contradicted it? It sounds weird, as though it’s been translated a few times, but if somebody was directly quoting me, I’d do something to end it, especially if it painted me in such a poor light. Also, I love how everybody is saying the tabloids are about to sink and they have to sell negative stories in order to keep the money coming in. Nevermind the fact that they’ve been around for ages and that gossip is what girls read. Hence, this site and the bat-sh!t crazies that are here around the clock. Give it up, people. Tabloids get tips, they run stories, sometimes those stories have truth to them, sometimes they don’t. If you have issues with Brad/Angie, and it hurts you to see them on the cover, go picket in front of the office buildings, or go join so you can write syrup about them. Hell, join a therapy group for people living vicariously through celebs. But for the love, can you please STOP bashing and critizising other posters. You all love gossip or you wouldn’t be here. It’s hypocritical.
You posters are maddening! Angelina looks EXACTLY the same as she did when she was three years old! Except now she is older, of course! Jealously obviously reigns supreme on this board…not that any of you would admit it…oh no…you would rather spread gossip and stupid rumors and outright lies. Shame on the lot of you who do!
They haven’t denied 99% of the tabloid stories ,they haven’t denied the hundreds of breakup stories the dozens of adoption/pregnacy stories,the Zahara needing surgery, twins w/ digestive problems, Angie with Hepatisis B, Brad in rehab, Brad sleeping with nanny, Brad meeting up with Jen every other week( Jen ‘s rep deny it ). Zahara’s mother being raped. As for the German interview where is the entire interview or was the interview only 3 statements?
As loose and free as these too are, I find it hard to believe they’re strict on each other about fidelity and monogamy. Especially considering how they got together. It’s a made up story.
Bek: Excellent post, and I couldn’t agree more. Especially the suggestion that some of the nuttier ones seek therapy. Which leads me to my next inquiry:
Cheyenne and Lisa, isn’t it getting a little crowded up there on that tree branch? You know, the one outside Brad and Angie’s window you two have called home for the last six months? Oh well, best of luck in your continued efforts to evade detection.
egad. Frankly, I don’t really care if a celeb has surgery to “improve” their looks.
most of them do it. but for anyone to claim that Jolie has NOT had work done?
please, have your eyes checked. she’s had at least one nose job. perhaps cheek implants, not sure about that one. lips are real, though, for sure.
I have posted plenty of pictures here before, but…
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/category/angelina-jolie/
http://newsnidea.com/19316/angelina-jolie-plastic-surgery-before-and-after-pictures/
just google it and you’ll find plenty of evidence. look, the woman is and always has been very pretty, she just enhanced her looks very subtly which actually DID improve her looks. too many people do it too drastically and then wind up looking ridiculous.
Codzilla, totally laughing at your post. what also cracks me up is the minute by minute updates these nutters give us from other sites where the posters say REALLY nasty things about them, including the kids. I always wonder, if you find a site to be distasteful to the point that it disgusts you, why visit it? and yet, they do, every day. there are some sites that I used to read but stopped because I didn’t like the types of things posted. a very simple and LOGICAL solution. but hey, brangeloonies are nothing if not IL-logical.
It’s like a person who doesn’t like some TV show sitting down to note every little thing on it that they don’t like. just so they can tell EVERYBODY what exactly it is that they don’t like about each and every episode.
and these same people actually tell OTHER posters on here not to read a Brangie thread if they don’t like what they’re reading.
do I even need to say it? kettle, pot, etc…
Praise: I’ve wondered about the “updates from other sites” phenomenon, too. And the way said updates are delivered with such urgency — as if the fate of the world depends on this information being circulated — is even more bizarre.
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