Donald Trump was in a New York courtroom all of last week. He’ll be in the same courtroom for weeks to come, as he stands trial for all of the crimes he committed related to paying hush money to Stormy Daniels. Donald Trump is trying to make the courtroom his own, squeezing his lardass into those government seats and dozing off for low-energy catnaps whenever he can. I imagine that, by the end of the trial, his table will be littered with Big Mac wrappers and Diet Coke cans. Unfortunately, the situation will grow ever more dire. You see, Donald Trump is hellbent on cropdusting his lawyers, the jury and the prosecution. That’s right. Donald Trump is farting up a storm. He’s hot-boxing the courtroom with his rancid cheeseburger gas.
There’s something in the air in New York, and it’s coming from Donald Trump’s courtroom.
Ben Meiselas, co-founder of MeidasTouch and owner of Los Angeles Magazine, reported today that “Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom and that it’s very stinky around him.”
“Trump’s lawyers are repulsed by the scent and the smell,” he said, noting that these observations are from credible sources in the courtroom.
I’m including the clip below – Ben Meiselas actually says “it’s a putrid odor in the courtroom.” For sh-ts and giggles, I’m also including the vintage video of Rudy Giuliani angry-farting during his unhinged ratf–king campaign in late 2020. While I would never suggest that farting is a Republican-only activity, it does feel like Republicans are all about public farting these days. They simply don’t have the integrity to hold it in. And their diets are horrendous as well, especially in Trump’s case. You know those are some BAD fast-food farts. You know he’s sh-tting himself quite literally too.
I heard this too. I’m not kidding. The court’s going to have to issue more than a gag order here. https://t.co/hqFneiSwib
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) April 19, 2024
This week we learned Trump farts in court and wants the judge to turn off the air in court. His final strategy here is clear.
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) April 20, 2024
This is the most coherent argument Giuliani has made for weeks pic.twitter.com/H7o0P2jRnp
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 3, 2020
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- MASSAPEQUA, NEW YORK – MARCH 28: Former U.S. President Donald Trump speaks to the media after attending the wake of slain NYPD Officer Jonathan Diller at the Massapequa Funeral Home on March 28, 2024 in Massapequa, New York. Officer Diller was killed on March 25th when he was shot in Queens after approaching an illegally parked vehicle. Two suspects have been arrested and charged, and are being held without bail for the killing. Trump met with the officers family members, local police officers and other officials. Copyright: xhoo-me.,Image: 860672353, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: imago is entitled to issue a simple usage license at the time of provision. Personality and trademark rights as well as copyright laws regarding art-works shown must be observed. Commercial use at your own risk., Model Release: no, Credit line: IMAGO/hoo-me.com/MediaPunch / Avalon
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- MASSAPEQUA, NEW YORK – MARCH 28: Former U.S. President Donald Trump speaks to the media after attending the wake of slain NYPD Officer Jonathan Diller at the Massapequa Funeral Home on March 28, 2024 in Massapequa, New York. Officer Diller was killed on March 25th when he was shot in Queens after approaching an illegally parked vehicle. Two suspects have been arrested and charged, and are being held without bail for the killing. Trump met with the officers family members, local police officers and other officials. Copyright: xhoo-me.,Image: 860672411, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: imago is entitled to issue a simple usage license at the time of provision. Personality and trademark rights as well as copyright laws regarding art-works shown must be observed. Commercial use at your own risk., Model Release: no, Credit line: IMAGO/hoo-me.com/MediaPunch / Avalon
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- New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump speaks again briefly to the media before exiting the courtroom on his fraud charges related to his NY State properties at 60 Centre Street in Manhattan. Pictured: Donald Trump BACKGRID USA 2 OCTOBER 2023 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients – Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*
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- New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump stepping out of the courtroom from his testimony in his civil fraud case at the State Supreme Court of New York. He has no statement for the press at this time. Pictured: Donald Trump BACKGRID USA 6 NOVEMBER 2023 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients – Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*
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- New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump stepping out of the courtroom from his testimony in his civil fraud case at the State Supreme Court of New York. He has no statement for the press at this time. Pictured: Donald Trump BACKGRID USA 6 NOVEMBER 2023 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients – Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*
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- Donald Trump Addresses the Media During Financial Fraud Trial Featuring: Donald Trump Where: New York, New York, United States When: 04 Oct 2023 Credit: Janet Mayer/startraksphoto.com
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- Former United States President Donald Trump makes remarks at the 2024 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). Featuring: Donald Trump Where: Oxon Hill, Maryland, United States When: 24 Feb 2024 Credit: POOL via CNP/INSTARimages.com
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- Former United States President Donald Trump makes remarks at the 2024 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). Featuring: Donald Trump Where: Oxon Hill, Maryland, United States When: 24 Feb 2024 Credit: POOL via CNP/INSTARimages.com
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- Former United States President Donald Trump makes remarks at the 2024 Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC). Featuring: Donald Trump Where: Oxon Hill, Maryland, United States When: 24 Feb 2024 Credit: POOL via CNP/INSTARimages.com
I ❤️ this story so much. And the Meidas Touch guys are very evidence- & data-driven, they wouldn’t put this out there without very credible sources. They did say on their hot take episode this morning that this might be the kind of thing that Trump’s people could use as bait for false news because it’s something they know MT would want to hear, but that there are too many serious people confirming it.
This is why I hope outlets like cnn and msnbc (and their online and social media sites) ignore it. Don’t take the “fake news” bait. Just let it go viral all on its own. Twitter (I’ll never call it X) do your thing!
There were some reports a few years ago that he was wearing diapers, right? I think, he might have a health issue, but of course wouldn’t notify the court because of his tough guy act.
Yes, a number of reports, especially given his saggy padded looking bottom.
Also reports he takes certain stimulants which have a – ahem -cleansing effect on the bowls.
He’s been wearing adult diapers since the Apprentice days, they would break for cleanup. There was one interview in the White House where he stormed off and the chair had to be removed and switched out, it’s not just wind.
My sympathies are for the judge and jury stuck in that court room while Trump is ripping ass.
That was my first thought, the guy has a health issue that he’s completing holding in (or not, as the case may be). Might be all those years of various drugs he’s taken, screwed up his digestive system. That combined with his crappy diet of fast food & Coke.
I heard a theory that they might be drugging him up to keep his mouth in the courtroom, the fluctuance may be a side effect.
This is what I think – or I possibly they usually have him on some kind of uppers and without them he is sleepy, gassy mess.
By “they” do you mean Trump himself? I assume he’s nodding off because he can’t freely snort adhd meds in court.
I mean his campaign team who seem to be (correctly) concerned about his demeanour and lack of self control in the courtroom. At least they take away his phone so he is not tweeting about the proceedings!
Campaign team or lawyers?
Gives a new meaning to the term “gag order”. But is this supposed to make him more sympathetic to the jury? They may have to issue gas masks.
I don’t know if this is supposed to make him more sympathetic to the jury but they really struggled to compose a full panel so maybe some of them smelt too many of his rotten farts and had enough.
Are they sure it’s just flatulence? The man is called diaper don for a reason.🤷🏻♀️..
Fast food and Diet Coke, deadly, fast and liquid combination.
Yup, a crappy diet and medication to control his ADHD which can mess up your digestive system big time. It can cause severe constipation which would create a need for laxatives which….well, I’ll leave it up to your imagination.
@kaiser this line made me spill my tea – ““it’s a putrid odor in the courtroom.” For sh-ts and giggles…””
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tRump has always been a fetid, repugnant bag of hot wind. The extreme close-ups of the tacky comb over are delightful. I will never grasp how anyone could vote for.the tangerine clown.
Just another reason being Trump’s lawyer is a bad deal, in addition to not getting paid and eventual disbarment.
They need danger money too, or working in toxic spill area allowance.
What can/should the judge do? Shurely the jury won’t have to put up with that day after day?
There’s nothing to be done. It’s just going to be the reality for everyone in the courtroom for the next several weeks. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m not surprised that he farts in Court or public, he doesn’t care about anyone but his big ego and seems like someone who would do something like that.
This can’t be a new phenomenon. I find it interesting that’s it now being reported on. There will be less *ss-kissing this go-round than last time. I hope.
He is so disgusting.
The fart memes being generated regarding Methane Mussolini have caused me to revert to my nine year old self. 🤭
(Some talented soul photoshopped Bernie Sanders, complete with mask and wool gloves, sitting behind the former Farter-in-Chief. )
I’m surprised his legal team or whoever is er prepping him for court isn’t supplying Mango with some Gas-X.
Punkymomma- eloquently worded. I think it’s more than farts – it’s Sharts.
One lady said that this must be why all those tough guys that call him “sir” have tears in their eyes lol
@Mina_Esq
I’m dying at that comment! I can’t remember the last time I had such a good laugh!
Brilliant! :0)
Methane Mussolini! 😆
Seems like the defendant is issuing the real gag order here.
It’s not just gas. He’s dozing in a poop-filled adult diaper. That doesn’t dissipate like a fart does. No, it will sit there continually gagging all who are near.
Part of my military training (and everyone else in the British army) is to go into a chamber, the doors are closed and CS gas cannisters are let of. We have to strip of our gas masks, repeat our name, rank and serial number, and then find our way out, (it’s pitch black inside). If it looks like your going to do it, one of nco officers in there with you either grabs you or makes you jump in some other way. That makes you take a breath in and you end up coughing like hell, with streaming eyes and little or no coordination! Yes it’s to prepare you for some of the things you go up against in your career, but maybe, in future they should try this for the poor jurors! That or put trump in a perspex box in the courtroom, he can still, see and hear, but by christ the orange umpalumpa, will soon look like the grinch 🤢🤢🤢, green around the gills!
What you’ve just described is yet another reason I never could have made it in the military (total darkness, small closed in area). Hats off to you, @Mary Pester! And I like the idea of trump in a box, his own special little self-contained perspex box.
@BEANIEBEAN, lol, yes lovey it wasn’t nice, but there’s an old military saying “don’t let the bsds get you down, and they tried very hard to get the women in my military police intake to quit, there were 200 men and 29 women. But I was as stubborn then as I am now lol and it’s stood me in good stead!
🙂💗
We are still living in the worst timeline. Theatre of the absurd. Opera of the damned.
I hope that as soon as they get the air conditioning sorted out some kind soul positions a fan to take the odors and aim them at the air exchange vent thingy…
I told a friend of mine when Trump complained about how cold the courtroom was-I said the reason was because of his body odor-its spring now wait till summer.
😂😂 Donald is a rancid fart…allegedly 😁🤣
He is well-named Trump.
On a side note: this really reminds me of my narcissistic grandfather.
He wrote an incoherent letter to my mom, accusing her of beign incontinent and needing diapers.
When he died, we found his room full of adult diapers and his bed had clearly been wet a few times.
He proejcted his shames onto anyone else he could get his hands on.
So much for all the accusations… especially lock her up. Its now him in a courtroom instead.
All accusations are confessions!
Ugh I’m sorry you and your mother had to deal with that, but yes, that does sound rather familiar!
I effin’ hate him so much. Not surprised he reeks…crap oozes out of every orifice with him. Someone light a match…maybe he will explode.
Wish he would just die.
Could we maybe… not do this? I’ve known people with health issues that cause gas / bad body odors / etc. I know this is the last thing from anyone’s minds and everyone here has great intentions etc etc, but this kind of story is starting to feel a little ableist to me.
Yeah, it’s akin to the body-shaming – deemed acceptable because he’s such a truly horrendous person. My ex had horrible GI-related smells & issues, though he wasn’t incontinent, and legit gag-worthy hygiene (worsened significantly by manual labor) but was also a narcissistic & abusive scumbag who directly caused many of his own symptoms, not unlike Cheatos himself.
I have pretty severe GI problems of my own, though of a different, much less publicly offensive nature. Fortunately, I’m also not incontinent, may it stay that way, but for other reasons I am disabled. All of which is to say, I can definitely relate to having a really rough go of GI problems, I mean I’ve been in & out of the hospital with it for years, it’s been a whoooole thing. But while your point is absolutely valid, I do think it’s much harder to refrain from going there when it’s somebody whose health problems seem to be at least largely self-inflicted, who is such a deeply disturbed & awful person on an enormous scale, and who has all the means in the world to address those issues as much as humanly possible. I struggle to find any remotely useful doctor with my “insurance”, and I’m very aware that we’re nowhere near as far in medical care as people like to believe in America. But I’m also positive Tangerine Man has access to the best possible, just as I’m positive he doesn’t really do much to pursue adequate care or abide by medical guidance. My ex had more access than I do, and still did very, very little to address his issues (because why should he, everyone else & their reactions are the only issue).
He was also quite overweight and not at all conventionally attractive per US beauty standards, while I have been considered much moreso (not my words!!). I’m the first one to say don’t hate him for that, that wasn’t the problem in our marriage, please hate him for all the terrible things he did to me (and his, let’s say, toxic views & behavior). I have very little time for anyone making it about his looks, because I sure didn’t and that’s the one thing I don’t regret.
But Trump doesn’t have to be orange. He doesn’t have to have the most insane hair we’ve ever seen. He doesn’t have to speak the way he does. And he doesn’t have to eat like a middle-school child athlete with access to a Black Card. So yes, you’re totally right, it IS ableist and he gets body-shamed constantly. Neither is appropriate, and both feed into the cultural ecosystem of those attitudes being so pervasive towards everyone else in our society too – it’s not only about him, even when it ostensibly is. But it’s a lot harder to get people to see that when the person in question is one of the worst people on the planet, and while I’m not saying it should be a free-for-all on those fronts, at this point even I’m struggling to vilify nearly anything that prevents him from regaining the presidency.
Maybe the courts should hand out small jars of Vick Vap-o-Rub to anyone in the courtroom to smear under their noses (like in “The Silence of the Lambs”) so they don’t have to smell the smell of his internally decaying food and drink choices…..