Britney Spears clearly is not getting enough attention. True, she’s the number one person mentioned in terms of mental health (or lack thereof), daddy issues, mommy issues, children issues, hostage-taking, nudity making, paparazzi dating, drug using, and panic attack inducing. BUT when it comes to pregnancy people keep talking about that damn Jamie Lynn and paying no attention to Brit’s theoretically fertile womb. And that’s just not fair. And even though Jamie Lynn is 16 and pregnant, people still seem to think she the smarter and saner sister. And that doesn’t speak highly of anyone. So Brit made sure to run right out and spend a lot of time looking at pregnancy tests at Rite Aid. Though according to several sources, she’s not just looking at the tests to get attention –she seriously wants to have a whole pack of replacement babies.

It was a chaotic Monday for Britney Spears. She showed up late to her court custody hearing (hey, at least she showed!), saw the paparazzi crush and turned right back around, getting back into her car and driving off for a day of shopping, praying and, well, more driving.

Now the pop star has lost both custody and visitation rights with her precious sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James and, as an insider reveals only in the new issue of OK!, friends fear she may seek to heal her loneliness by having another child — this time with her married paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib!

“Britney hates when things are taken from her,” a family member of Kevin Federline tells OK!. “The court’s taken Preston and Jayden away, so she’ll just have another kid to take their place. That’s the way she thinks.”

[From OK! Magazine]

I’m all for individual freedom, but at this point I’m also all for Britney Spears being banned from reproducing for life. First off, someone with an IQ of 31 really shouldn’t be out having babies. And secondly, someone who thinks children are objects that can just be replaced shouldn’t be out replacing them. Can you imagine the way she’d mess up new kids? She’d probably name them Jayden 2 and Sean 2, and talk about all the terrible things their originals did, and how she stopped loving them so they better not act like that. Then she’d roll around in a bale of hay while eating her own hair.

Brit also wore a large diamond ring on her left ring finger. I doubt she’s really engaged – if she were, she’d be blabbing about it to anyone who’d listen. But she hasn’t gotten engagement attention in a few weeks, so she needed to check that off her “Me Me Me” list. Next to cross of the list: straitjacket-level institutionalization.

Picture note by Jaybird: Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib visit Jerrys Famous Deli yesterday. Note the accidental flashing of giant ring. Images thanks to PR Photos.